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WobblyPython: The internet's favorite talking snake
@wobblypython.northsky.social
Vtuber, Illustrator, Modeler, animator, video editor, and general neato creator type. He/They

Twitch Partner. Mon-Fri [email protected]
ah, figures. My selection process for these is usually "Man, this is STUPID" followed by putting fart noises all over it.

Not always, like the Samurai Jack one, but most of the time.

There's this nice irish woodworking guy that I kinda' want to edit, but I'd hate to upset him. He seems real nice!
September 19, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Northsky is the new home of AntiASMR content.
September 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
There's a lot of talk about being oblivious to flirting but what about when you're oblivious AND have been conditioned to absolutely under no circumstances engage with flirting?

Does that have a flag or somethin?
September 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
This Michael's is kinky.
September 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Man, what the fuck is windows even doing at this point? Anyone else having this problem? Just me?
September 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Little birthday gifts to myself paying off way later.

I need new panniers though. My soft saddlebag I have keeps getting in the spokes and breaking them. I put one I had ages ago, and really loved, on my throne. Nice stiff back and a wonderful quick release mount method.

throne.com/wobblypython
September 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM
For the first time in my life I own a spoke tension gauge.

I broke a spoke on a nasty bump and during replacement went around getting the spokes roughly even in tension.

It's definitely not perfect but I'm wildly pleased with how little wobble there is. Way better than eyeballing it.
September 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM
doodlin'
September 15, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I started with some glue-ons to let the nails under them grow out, but I'm doing the same thing. Now I do french-tips even!

This new clearcoat bubbled real bad but I'm getting pretty good at laying the silver down smooth.
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Dragon Ballburst lemonade.
September 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It has taken like, 50 hours inside the week but I can now make sweet cars.

Enjoy this four picture turnaround of a my cute little blue and neon green kei truck I made in Scrap Mechanic
September 11, 2026 at 9:43 AM
It's weird that red is more like your dialect, but this has me pegged.
September 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Subtember is great and all but if your thing is to support an artist you can do that any month.

You can also do it more directly through other channels a lot of the time. Check and see if your favorite has a paypal or whatever. Twitch takes HALF of a sub, and that's really high compared to 3%.
September 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
oh, business-brains are actually pretty close to getting it.
September 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Fucking incredible. "We knew there was malware."

They are absolutely gonna do this again.
September 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Everything is terrible, but on the bright side the constant emotional agony has finally led me to produce the best yellowball emote I've ever pixel'd.
September 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
NEVER
August 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
New Anti-ASMR finally answering the question: What if I Anti-ASMR'd a thing that's good and cool instead of something stupid?
August 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I burgled this from a commenter below but their post wouldn't embed the image.

Anyway, point is all of our trucks are stupidly large. Absolute wastes of perfectly good road. Fuck the Cybertruck especially, but also fuck your bullshit chevy/ford/toyota too.
August 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I don't know who's trying to trick you. But here's flat and drops.

One has one effective hand position. The other has a whole jungle gym that you can move your hands around on as you get tired.
August 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Is this nominative determinism, or just truth in advertising?
August 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Yeah haha.
August 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
August 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
oh sick. I left the Tyr discord after getting tired waiting weeks on end for them to replace some tiktok-ass AI voice lines, and they've pulled the trigger and gone full "Developer in the office recorded the lines"

King shit, actually.
August 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
August 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM