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@wolf.observer
gregarious canid. also an elk sometimes. i go by "wolf."
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someone's gotta send jensen a copy of polysecure
November 12, 2026 at 5:48 AM
someone's gotta send jensen a copy of polysecure
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lol got locked in the bathroom at work. stopped to take a shit before my crew and I sank this decommissioned ocean liner to the bottom of the ocean to form an artificial reef but now I can’t get the door open. feels like something heavy is pushing it closed lol
November 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lol got locked in the bathroom at work. stopped to take a shit before my crew and I sank this decommissioned ocean liner to the bottom of the ocean to form an artificial reef but now I can’t get the door open. feels like something heavy is pushing it closed lol
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whoever was yelling that should keep their voice down. this is a place where you should maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times
wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
November 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
whoever was yelling that should keep their voice down. this is a place where you should maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times
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here’s my triple monitor setup
November 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
here’s my triple monitor setup
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jenson huang. send me gb200 nvl72 and i, personally, will forgive you for the affairs. nothing else though
November 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
jenson huang. send me gb200 nvl72 and i, personally, will forgive you for the affairs. nothing else though
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weird, I just opened my Nvidia app to update and it's being a little odd
November 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
weird, I just opened my Nvidia app to update and it's being a little odd
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what if the jacket is a symbiote that attached itself to Jensen Huang giving him incredible sexual powers - but also unbelievable sexual needs
November 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
what if the jacket is a symbiote that attached itself to Jensen Huang giving him incredible sexual powers - but also unbelievable sexual needs
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I think about Kurt Vonnegut's words every November 11th, and how the US treats such matters.
November 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I think about Kurt Vonnegut's words every November 11th, and how the US treats such matters.
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Wall Street Journal is reporting that Huang had a years long affair with the geforce cyborg in the 2000s
November 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Wall Street Journal is reporting that Huang had a years long affair with the geforce cyborg in the 2000s
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I miss "computer, generate the exact midpoint between pitcher, jackfruit, and Irish terrier" like you wouldn't believe
November 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I miss "computer, generate the exact midpoint between pitcher, jackfruit, and Irish terrier" like you wouldn't believe
i miss when neural image generation was more along the lines of "we made a thing that makes faces and found the vector that allows us to set the happiness of the face from 0 (not happy) to 1 (very happy). but you can also use negative numbers or numbers greater than 1 to generate brand new emotions"
November 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i miss when neural image generation was more along the lines of "we made a thing that makes faces and found the vector that allows us to set the happiness of the face from 0 (not happy) to 1 (very happy). but you can also use negative numbers or numbers greater than 1 to generate brand new emotions"
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I hope that someday asus finds incredible
November 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I hope that someday asus finds incredible
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did you know that atmospheric air is literally a narcotic? did you know that if you breathed a helium-oxygen mixture instead of air that you'd be smarter and more alert? did you ever wonder who made us sleepy and forgetful? did you think about it once then forget? pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1130736/
November 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
did you know that atmospheric air is literally a narcotic? did you know that if you breathed a helium-oxygen mixture instead of air that you'd be smarter and more alert? did you ever wonder who made us sleepy and forgetful? did you think about it once then forget? pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1130736/
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i've just been running the numbers and putting a model together and it's terrifying news
November 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
i've just been running the numbers and putting a model together and it's terrifying news
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getting into a complicated frasier-style farce situation when your wife, your employee girlfriend, and your foreign spy girlfriend are all at the same party and you have to keep changing leather jackets
November 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
getting into a complicated frasier-style farce situation when your wife, your employee girlfriend, and your foreign spy girlfriend are all at the same party and you have to keep changing leather jackets
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Paul blart mind freak
November 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Paul blart mind freak
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Bill Waterson famously never allowed merchandise to be created for Calvin & Hobbes, since they are Lightners
November 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Bill Waterson famously never allowed merchandise to be created for Calvin & Hobbes, since they are Lightners
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My partner apparently set out some “nice surprise for Jeeyon” cupcakes on the kitchen counter before we went on our day trip to the coast so they’d be at room temp by the time we got back.
Guess who licked all the frosting off and then took 4-10 bites out of each one.
Guess who licked all the frosting off and then took 4-10 bites out of each one.
November 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
My partner apparently set out some “nice surprise for Jeeyon” cupcakes on the kitchen counter before we went on our day trip to the coast so they’d be at room temp by the time we got back.
Guess who licked all the frosting off and then took 4-10 bites out of each one.
Guess who licked all the frosting off and then took 4-10 bites out of each one.