Tanski
@wolftanski.bsky.social
Waggish wolf. Canis Doofus Obscuricus. Never learned to howl properly. Pretends to tolerate himself. Half baked existential crisis smothered in generic peanut butter. Late 1980's vintage. Wüfff! | Don’t follow me! This means YOU(?).
heart full of dreams
head filled with nothing
guts soaked in ovaltine
-burma shave?
head filled with nothing
guts soaked in ovaltine
-burma shave?
September 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
heart full of dreams
head filled with nothing
guts soaked in ovaltine
-burma shave?
head filled with nothing
guts soaked in ovaltine
-burma shave?
Do people meet protogens on Shodan?
"Hey... you've got an open port... *wink*"
"Hey... you've got an open port... *wink*"
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Do people meet protogens on Shodan?
"Hey... you've got an open port... *wink*"
"Hey... you've got an open port... *wink*"
"Ooh there's that glass again
Half-empty I see
You say it's nectar
But it surely poisoned me"
-Renaldo & The Loaf
Half-empty I see
You say it's nectar
But it surely poisoned me"
-Renaldo & The Loaf
September 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"Ooh there's that glass again
Half-empty I see
You say it's nectar
But it surely poisoned me"
-Renaldo & The Loaf
Half-empty I see
You say it's nectar
But it surely poisoned me"
-Renaldo & The Loaf
< only allowed to doggy paddle through a rowing competition >
"you can do it!"
"keep going - you got this!"
*sinks, lungs filling with water*
"you're doing great!"
"you can do it!"
"keep going - you got this!"
*sinks, lungs filling with water*
"you're doing great!"
September 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
< only allowed to doggy paddle through a rowing competition >
"you can do it!"
"keep going - you got this!"
*sinks, lungs filling with water*
"you're doing great!"
"you can do it!"
"keep going - you got this!"
*sinks, lungs filling with water*
"you're doing great!"
I just learned that in FF7 Rebirth you can take Nanaki on a date and the scene is adorable... *heavy breathing*
April 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I just learned that in FF7 Rebirth you can take Nanaki on a date and the scene is adorable... *heavy breathing*
"Above, not a tile to cover the head; below, not an inch of ground on which to stand."
April 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"Above, not a tile to cover the head; below, not an inch of ground on which to stand."
"A lonely man chasing para-masturbatory illusions that you believe will give your life meaning and significance, which your pathetic social maladjustment makes impossible for you to find elsewhere. You probably consider yourself... passionate, serious, misunderstood."
-Maurice
-Maurice
February 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
"A lonely man chasing para-masturbatory illusions that you believe will give your life meaning and significance, which your pathetic social maladjustment makes impossible for you to find elsewhere. You probably consider yourself... passionate, serious, misunderstood."
-Maurice
-Maurice
“Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...”
-Tyler
-Tyler
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 PM
“Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...”
-Tyler
-Tyler
Windows 11 is the braindead chimera of Vista and 8. It activates the deep dark rage that dwells within me.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Windows 11 is the braindead chimera of Vista and 8. It activates the deep dark rage that dwells within me.
Where’s my reset button? What keys to press to zap my parameter RAM? Restore from snapshot? Electrocock theremin. Orange Julius proctologist. I don’t have the muffins. Shrimp dunk ten hutt. Forcibly remove my corpus callosum. Roars to life with deathening sound. Look ma, no thumbs. Semenolina stash.
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Where’s my reset button? What keys to press to zap my parameter RAM? Restore from snapshot? Electrocock theremin. Orange Julius proctologist. I don’t have the muffins. Shrimp dunk ten hutt. Forcibly remove my corpus callosum. Roars to life with deathening sound. Look ma, no thumbs. Semenolina stash.
Heheheh - nice one, LegalEagle.
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Heheheh - nice one, LegalEagle.
🎵 it’s freaking cold out here
So put on way more clothes 🎵
So put on way more clothes 🎵
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
🎵 it’s freaking cold out here
So put on way more clothes 🎵
So put on way more clothes 🎵
“If a kanga-me be, ‘tis true, protectaroo.”
-Xavier
-Xavier
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“If a kanga-me be, ‘tis true, protectaroo.”
-Xavier
-Xavier
Operator was busy at the time
She told me
‘Hold please on the telephone line’
I told her
Hurry up cause I ain’t got much time
It’s an emergency
I spent my last dime
youtu.be/Lz7nSkFhBP0?...
She told me
‘Hold please on the telephone line’
I told her
Hurry up cause I ain’t got much time
It’s an emergency
I spent my last dime
youtu.be/Lz7nSkFhBP0?...
Midnight Star - Operator (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Operator was busy at the time
She told me
‘Hold please on the telephone line’
I told her
Hurry up cause I ain’t got much time
It’s an emergency
I spent my last dime
youtu.be/Lz7nSkFhBP0?...
She told me
‘Hold please on the telephone line’
I told her
Hurry up cause I ain’t got much time
It’s an emergency
I spent my last dime
youtu.be/Lz7nSkFhBP0?...
Piston slap (yo momma)
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Piston slap (yo momma)
Pakicetus had a really cool skeleton.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Pakicetus had a really cool skeleton.
*goes skating on the thin ice of modern life; unsurprised by the crack under feet.*
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
*goes skating on the thin ice of modern life; unsurprised by the crack under feet.*
“The w-hole comprises the pfarts.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“The w-hole comprises the pfarts.”
My completely unbiased opinion is that canids are the coolest.
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
My completely unbiased opinion is that canids are the coolest.
Anyone else seen ball lightning in person? I have a distinct memory of one as a kid and it was freaking cool.
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Anyone else seen ball lightning in person? I have a distinct memory of one as a kid and it was freaking cool.
🎵 I’ve got turbo slobber
Tell me there's no other
I’ve got turbo slobber
Better run for cover 🎵
Tell me there's no other
I’ve got turbo slobber
Better run for cover 🎵
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
🎵 I’ve got turbo slobber
Tell me there's no other
I’ve got turbo slobber
Better run for cover 🎵
Tell me there's no other
I’ve got turbo slobber
Better run for cover 🎵
🎵 No you can’t keep a good dog down! 🎵
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
🎵 No you can’t keep a good dog down! 🎵
🎵 Saaay it ain’t soOooOOwO
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎵 Saaay it ain’t soOooOOwO
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵
The Plague Dogs (1981):
Whoa. Damn.
Whoa. Damn.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Plague Dogs (1981):
Whoa. Damn.
Whoa. Damn.