vi
@woman.observer
my name rhymes with my • she/they • trans butch dyke • late 20s • friend of eggbug
writer and coder and artist and musician
writer and coder and artist and musician
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vi
@woman.observer
· Jul 20
it's kinda hilarious how much the tweet "i'm like if a girl was an uncle" fundamentally changed my brain chemistry and self-conception
I think it’s kinda crazy that landlords have any kind of rights. If we’re gonna have landlords, they really shouldn’t be able to do anything to or place any kind of restrictions on tenants for the duration of the lease.
September 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I think it’s kinda crazy that landlords have any kind of rights. If we’re gonna have landlords, they really shouldn’t be able to do anything to or place any kind of restrictions on tenants for the duration of the lease.
personally i think all video games should be about lesbians
September 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
personally i think all video games should be about lesbians
Stop making me defend Macklemore
September 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Stop making me defend Macklemore
Being 30 is weird because I still don’t know how to respond when someone tells me they or their partner are pregnant
September 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Being 30 is weird because I still don’t know how to respond when someone tells me they or their partner are pregnant
i don't think reality competition shows were ever like, quality tv, but they used to be entertaining because people went on for the show itself. but now everyone knows that the real money is in using the show to kick start an influencer career, making the competition meaningless, and you can tell.
September 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
i don't think reality competition shows were ever like, quality tv, but they used to be entertaining because people went on for the show itself. but now everyone knows that the real money is in using the show to kick start an influencer career, making the competition meaningless, and you can tell.
weird brain quirk around writing and software: I like writing long-form stuff in Scrivener. But most of the time, I don't go into something expecting it to be long-form. 90% of what I write is just random scribbles of ideas or scenes, and it feels silly and presumptive to open Scrivener for those.
September 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
weird brain quirk around writing and software: I like writing long-form stuff in Scrivener. But most of the time, I don't go into something expecting it to be long-form. 90% of what I write is just random scribbles of ideas or scenes, and it feels silly and presumptive to open Scrivener for those.
Huge score at the second hand store
September 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Huge score at the second hand store
PSA: the new spicy McNuggets aren’t very good. They do that vague spicy-but-not-flavorful thing that a lot of places do, and I think a standard McNugget with a good sauce is better.
September 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
PSA: the new spicy McNuggets aren’t very good. They do that vague spicy-but-not-flavorful thing that a lot of places do, and I think a standard McNugget with a good sauce is better.
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Imagine a guy named Henry Clitoris
September 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Imagine a guy named Henry Clitoris
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i should really finish one of the like. 5 books i've started and not finished lmao
September 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i should really finish one of the like. 5 books i've started and not finished lmao
Imagine a guy named Henry Clitoris
September 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Imagine a guy named Henry Clitoris
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Just had my performance review at work and apparently on Monday they’ll be killing me with hammers :/ I talked to the HR guy and he said it’s legal because it was in my contract
August 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Just had my performance review at work and apparently on Monday they’ll be killing me with hammers :/ I talked to the HR guy and he said it’s legal because it was in my contract
Why is everyone adding games? YouTube, Netflix, and now Reddit? I don’t want games from you. If I wanted games I’d go to where the games are.
September 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Why is everyone adding games? YouTube, Netflix, and now Reddit? I don’t want games from you. If I wanted games I’d go to where the games are.
Hey guess whose phone had Siri turn on in their pocket and start calling someone from a dating app that they texted with but did not go out with like 3 or 4 years ago
September 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hey guess whose phone had Siri turn on in their pocket and start calling someone from a dating app that they texted with but did not go out with like 3 or 4 years ago
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My coworker said she thinks her dog has autism and I said “dogtism” and now she’s mad at me and says I’m being insensitive
July 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My coworker said she thinks her dog has autism and I said “dogtism” and now she’s mad at me and says I’m being insensitive
It’s really funny reading comments on /r/popculturechat and /r/fauxmoi because people constantly say shit like “everything I’ve learned about them has been against my will” but like. Girl. You’re following the celeb gossip subreddits. This is not against your will. You’re choosing this.
September 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
It’s really funny reading comments on /r/popculturechat and /r/fauxmoi because people constantly say shit like “everything I’ve learned about them has been against my will” but like. Girl. You’re following the celeb gossip subreddits. This is not against your will. You’re choosing this.
The Dr Pepper Tic Tacs do not taste like Dr Pepper, in case you were curious
September 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The Dr Pepper Tic Tacs do not taste like Dr Pepper, in case you were curious
Credit scores are bullshit because one time I finally paid off an entire debt and it made my score go DOWN. I did the thing you wanted!!! What the fuck!!
September 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Credit scores are bullshit because one time I finally paid off an entire debt and it made my score go DOWN. I did the thing you wanted!!! What the fuck!!
I am Nicky Flowers
steal my identity, i don't give a shit. join the club. let a million of me bloom
September 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I am Nicky Flowers
First they had an annoying price hike, but I stayed with them because I figured it was still a good value. Now they’re giving a ton of money to the Linux “distro” run by an outright fascist. Time to drop 1Password.
How’s BitWarden? Or Apple Passwords?
How’s BitWarden? Or Apple Passwords?
September 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
First they had an annoying price hike, but I stayed with them because I figured it was still a good value. Now they’re giving a ton of money to the Linux “distro” run by an outright fascist. Time to drop 1Password.
How’s BitWarden? Or Apple Passwords?
How’s BitWarden? Or Apple Passwords?
Romance authors need to do a better job of keeping track of which clothes have been removed in the scene. I keep reading books where they mention running hands under articles of clothing they took off on the previous page lmao
September 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Romance authors need to do a better job of keeping track of which clothes have been removed in the scene. I keep reading books where they mention running hands under articles of clothing they took off on the previous page lmao
Maybe this is just how everyone feels about where they're from, but while Arizona is a terrible and evil place, it's also my favorite place in the world. I love the southwest.
September 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Maybe this is just how everyone feels about where they're from, but while Arizona is a terrible and evil place, it's also my favorite place in the world. I love the southwest.
y'all heard of books? these things are wild
August 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
y'all heard of books? these things are wild
Looking over the iPhone fold leaks and man. I think I have to buy that phone. If the leaks are true it’s kinda the perfect phone for me
August 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Looking over the iPhone fold leaks and man. I think I have to buy that phone. If the leaks are true it’s kinda the perfect phone for me