wonton soup [2005]
@wontonsoup2005.bsky.social
a man with no shirt fears no shirt thief. Because he doesn't have one. Get joke? 👕
[to the tune of temporary secretary]
Mr. Marx, I am full of pee, if you check my hair, it is full of fleas
Mr. Marx, I am full of pee, if you check my hair, it is full of fleas
October 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
[to the tune of temporary secretary]
Mr. Marx, I am full of pee, if you check my hair, it is full of fleas
Mr. Marx, I am full of pee, if you check my hair, it is full of fleas
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hopped on Twitter to do a little archeology. I have poor memory and it's easy to lose perspective of things as a consequence. The people I mourned the loss of relationships with really weren't anything special. I was just very vulnerable and unwell
October 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
hopped on Twitter to do a little archeology. I have poor memory and it's easy to lose perspective of things as a consequence. The people I mourned the loss of relationships with really weren't anything special. I was just very vulnerable and unwell
wait nvm holy shit
October 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
wait nvm holy shit
I'm recreating what was special about the old internet, and to a lesser extent, technology in general. I have many ambitions at the moment
October 13, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I'm recreating what was special about the old internet, and to a lesser extent, technology in general. I have many ambitions at the moment
October 13, 2026 at 9:14 AM
sometimes I wonder if I should go on Twitter again but theres genuinely zero chance that has happy results
October 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
sometimes I wonder if I should go on Twitter again but theres genuinely zero chance that has happy results
guys its possible that there's nothing better than CachyOS
October 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
guys its possible that there's nothing better than CachyOS
I am kind of happy with my desktop environment but the hunger can never be entirely satiated
October 13, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I am kind of happy with my desktop environment but the hunger can never be entirely satiated
@seanonolennon.bsky.social happy birthday please stay off twitter
October 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
@seanonolennon.bsky.social happy birthday please stay off twitter
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incredible this will get little to no coverage
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
incredible this will get little to no coverage
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Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too https://theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-thriller-has-bunch-of-non-halloween-music-too/
October 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too https://theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-thriller-has-bunch-of-non-halloween-music-too/
I have such an interactable account. Advertisers take note
October 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I have such an interactable account. Advertisers take note
went into karaoke feeling like Paul McCartney left feeling like Bob Dylan
October 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
went into karaoke feeling like Paul McCartney left feeling like Bob Dylan
hey! it's me, goku!
October 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
hey! it's me, goku!
missing my wife unfortunately
October 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
missing my wife unfortunately
just pooped somewhere I shouldn't have
October 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
just pooped somewhere I shouldn't have
wait not really tho
September 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
wait not really tho
if I were lena I would be posting an update rn tehe
September 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
if I were lena I would be posting an update rn tehe
I wanna try one of those chewed stick toothbrushes
September 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I wanna try one of those chewed stick toothbrushes
guys remind me I need to get a portable nail kit tomorrow
September 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
guys remind me I need to get a portable nail kit tomorrow
I feel at times I am not in possession of my own mind or soul. My body is hit or miss too
September 30, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I feel at times I am not in possession of my own mind or soul. My body is hit or miss too
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Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
August 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker