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i forgot to take my dog on a walk this morning and he sent me this cringe gif
a close up of a cartoon character with a yellow hair and a red and white dress .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a yellow hair and a red and white dress .
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February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i forgot to take my dog on a walk this morning and he sent me this cringe gif
frat discovers new weird use for woman: friend
August 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
frat discovers new weird use for woman: friend
oh frank? that freaky fucker? i thought frank the freaky fucker finally fucking fucked off and fucking died. wait, how old are you? 9? haha, in that case, pardon my french young lad!
August 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
oh frank? that freaky fucker? i thought frank the freaky fucker finally fucking fucked off and fucking died. wait, how old are you? 9? haha, in that case, pardon my french young lad!
soooo why wifey leave me when i just a wittle cutie pie ☺️
hewwo, therapisto? sorry telehealth is sometimes a bit laggy for me. sorry.
hewwo, therapisto? sorry telehealth is sometimes a bit laggy for me. sorry.
August 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
soooo why wifey leave me when i just a wittle cutie pie ☺️
hewwo, therapisto? sorry telehealth is sometimes a bit laggy for me. sorry.
hewwo, therapisto? sorry telehealth is sometimes a bit laggy for me. sorry.
my lover has a chemical in their brain that makes them like bobs burgers a little bit
August 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
my lover has a chemical in their brain that makes them like bobs burgers a little bit
bros, we’ve been having such a good time but we havent done even a single biological experiment on eachother. maybe when the pizza gets here we just let it sit for a couple days until we’re really hungry and see what it does to us. its supreme, right? that would age in such interesting ways bro!
August 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
bros, we’ve been having such a good time but we havent done even a single biological experiment on eachother. maybe when the pizza gets here we just let it sit for a couple days until we’re really hungry and see what it does to us. its supreme, right? that would age in such interesting ways bro!
get yourself a good man with a gay dog. get yourself a gay dog too. when the dogs get intimate, take a picture. send the picture to your mom with a note on it that says “proof.” bam. done and dusted. you have now sent a picture of two gay dogs having sex to your mom. problem solved.
August 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
get yourself a good man with a gay dog. get yourself a gay dog too. when the dogs get intimate, take a picture. send the picture to your mom with a note on it that says “proof.” bam. done and dusted. you have now sent a picture of two gay dogs having sex to your mom. problem solved.
okay so your lol random humor is awesome and all but if you could talk about bacon and tacos more i wouldnt mind having sex with you. just sayin
August 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
okay so your lol random humor is awesome and all but if you could talk about bacon and tacos more i wouldnt mind having sex with you. just sayin
if a bug is shy i dont really mind. i’ll even dress it up if it blushes
August 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
if a bug is shy i dont really mind. i’ll even dress it up if it blushes
well, the worst thing happened to me. i would go into the details but its so sad and fucked up, and i wanna be hilarious instead
August 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
well, the worst thing happened to me. i would go into the details but its so sad and fucked up, and i wanna be hilarious instead
You didn’t notice the cute little sunhat before you pulled out the flyswatter? That was my grandma you idiot!
July 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You didn’t notice the cute little sunhat before you pulled out the flyswatter? That was my grandma you idiot!
The fly I squashed was wearing a cute little pink sunhat. My grandma has got to stop reincarnating into easily killable insects.
July 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The fly I squashed was wearing a cute little pink sunhat. My grandma has got to stop reincarnating into easily killable insects.
My body is so stupid. It can’t even do circus tricks.
July 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My body is so stupid. It can’t even do circus tricks.
dam youre fine. wanna sneak into a butchery today dressed in believable cow costumes to see if it’s really that bad?
July 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
dam youre fine. wanna sneak into a butchery today dressed in believable cow costumes to see if it’s really that bad?
My mechanic father does spiritual experiments like placing a car on a scale and shooting it in the head to see if its soul has weight
July 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My mechanic father does spiritual experiments like placing a car on a scale and shooting it in the head to see if its soul has weight
don’t talk to me until I’ve hit on my barista
July 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
don’t talk to me until I’ve hit on my barista
ur seriously so stupid if u think u understand me. do u have any idea how imperfect language is?
July 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ur seriously so stupid if u think u understand me. do u have any idea how imperfect language is?
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This baby's parents must be total slobs to learn that kind of behavior
July 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
This baby's parents must be total slobs to learn that kind of behavior
some of the light from my spirit leaked out when i was stalking my ex at night. screw me and my beautiful soul!
July 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
some of the light from my spirit leaked out when i was stalking my ex at night. screw me and my beautiful soul!
my friend texted me “i just woke up from a nap” ok? i dont care. what are you in love with me or something? i guess im not that bad looking… what the hell! ill give him a shot
July 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
my friend texted me “i just woke up from a nap” ok? i dont care. what are you in love with me or something? i guess im not that bad looking… what the hell! ill give him a shot
urine tests are done by a sommelier able to pick out the fruity notes of cocaine
June 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
urine tests are done by a sommelier able to pick out the fruity notes of cocaine
Girls and boys aren’t so different. They both have a deep dark secret that would ruin everything if it came to light.
June 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Girls and boys aren’t so different. They both have a deep dark secret that would ruin everything if it came to light.