WukongShowerThoughts
@wukongshawathought.bsky.social
Handsomest under the sun. Foxgirl connoisseur. I do my best work in the shower.
I once had someone tell me they CC'd their boss only to look horrified when I proceeded to combo their boss. Just goes to show how important it is to work out your corporate strategy ahead of time.
October 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I once had someone tell me they CC'd their boss only to look horrified when I proceeded to combo their boss. Just goes to show how important it is to work out your corporate strategy ahead of time.
I've met people who insist they're the same and don't understand why a kilogram of steel is heavier than say, a kilogram of burgers.
Motivation.
Motivation.
October 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I've met people who insist they're the same and don't understand why a kilogram of steel is heavier than say, a kilogram of burgers.
Motivation.
Motivation.
Inevitably if you choose to persecute the most vulnerable people in your society while pretending it's for a good cause, they will make memes about your minuscule shaft and this is what you will become known for. It's just a fact of nature.
October 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Inevitably if you choose to persecute the most vulnerable people in your society while pretending it's for a good cause, they will make memes about your minuscule shaft and this is what you will become known for. It's just a fact of nature.
I think as a society it is important to recognize the significant transitional period we find ourselves in and adapt as individuals and as communities. The foxes are changing to their fluffy winter coat.
September 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I think as a society it is important to recognize the significant transitional period we find ourselves in and adapt as individuals and as communities. The foxes are changing to their fluffy winter coat.
When you lose an election badly enough, it is possible to end up the ambassador of a warm tourist destination where you get to eat diplomatic dinners and meet lots of tanned women. My point is, clearly I am a man of the people so you should vote for me.
September 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
When you lose an election badly enough, it is possible to end up the ambassador of a warm tourist destination where you get to eat diplomatic dinners and meet lots of tanned women. My point is, clearly I am a man of the people so you should vote for me.
Have you ever felt that people are too slow to reply to you, or that you're waiting for someone and they just never get there? There is a simple fix: put a full plate of warm food in front of you or crack open a cold beverage.
September 28, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Have you ever felt that people are too slow to reply to you, or that you're waiting for someone and they just never get there? There is a simple fix: put a full plate of warm food in front of you or crack open a cold beverage.
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New hobby: whenever I hear someone telling another person "you'll understand when you're older", I just imagine it's about arthritis.
September 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
New hobby: whenever I hear someone telling another person "you'll understand when you're older", I just imagine it's about arthritis.
Every day I have to deal with injustice. Just the other day I got banned from the zoo for wanting to adopt a rotund dog.
September 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Every day I have to deal with injustice. Just the other day I got banned from the zoo for wanting to adopt a rotund dog.
You are cordially invited to appreciate the newly discovered species of cat:
phys.org/news/2026-09...
phys.org/news/2026-09...
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
You are cordially invited to appreciate the newly discovered species of cat:
phys.org/news/2026-09...
phys.org/news/2026-09...
I asked around to find out what a brand loyalist even is and so far my understanding is that's what you're called when a product you have catches on fire.
September 17, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I asked around to find out what a brand loyalist even is and so far my understanding is that's what you're called when a product you have catches on fire.
As a relatively new joiner to modern culture, I have been trying to understand what funk is. Based on the explanations I got, it's when someone is dissing my fly girl.
September 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
As a relatively new joiner to modern culture, I have been trying to understand what funk is. Based on the explanations I got, it's when someone is dissing my fly girl.
I pray for the patience not to rub it in other people's faces when I have to learn their duties in their place.
Mind you, I'm still gonna rub it in people's faces, but it won't be for lack of patience.
Mind you, I'm still gonna rub it in people's faces, but it won't be for lack of patience.
September 15, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I pray for the patience not to rub it in other people's faces when I have to learn their duties in their place.
Mind you, I'm still gonna rub it in people's faces, but it won't be for lack of patience.
Mind you, I'm still gonna rub it in people's faces, but it won't be for lack of patience.
When I go out, I keep all the receipts. If thursday's burrito ends up killing me, my loved ones will know who to go after. It's like a printed out haunting ticket.
September 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
When I go out, I keep all the receipts. If thursday's burrito ends up killing me, my loved ones will know who to go after. It's like a printed out haunting ticket.
If you've ever asked 2 questions in writing and only got a reply for one of them while the second one got conveniently ignored, know you are not alone. If chosen as your king, I vow to make such practices sanctionable by law.
September 10, 2026 at 10:58 AM
If you've ever asked 2 questions in writing and only got a reply for one of them while the second one got conveniently ignored, know you are not alone. If chosen as your king, I vow to make such practices sanctionable by law.
Through the power of this website's gif database (is it gif or gif?) I have found the perfect mood descriptor.
Untitled Goose Game: Goose Inhales
Alt: Untitled Goose Game: Goose Inhales and then Honks loudly
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September 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Through the power of this website's gif database (is it gif or gif?) I have found the perfect mood descriptor.
I've been thinking about the idea of "getting ratioed", because it sounds like an automatic acceptance of the power/meaning of voting, in an arena of debate meant for more nuance than 'yes' vs 'no'. But then I remembered social media is not for nuance and it all made sense again.
September 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I've been thinking about the idea of "getting ratioed", because it sounds like an automatic acceptance of the power/meaning of voting, in an arena of debate meant for more nuance than 'yes' vs 'no'. But then I remembered social media is not for nuance and it all made sense again.
I've recently been exposed to the Matrix and I wish to submit a formal complaint: the franchise desperately needs a movie that's all about motorcycle racing and fighting. Let us enjoy action fueled by amounts of gasoline we'd never want to spend for real.
September 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I've recently been exposed to the Matrix and I wish to submit a formal complaint: the franchise desperately needs a movie that's all about motorcycle racing and fighting. Let us enjoy action fueled by amounts of gasoline we'd never want to spend for real.
When you self-centeredly assume I am doing something to upset you rather than because my life is busy and messy, I might, just might decide to let you in on all the details until you beg me to stop. I respond to excess with excess and I can recommend it, it's fun.
September 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
When you self-centeredly assume I am doing something to upset you rather than because my life is busy and messy, I might, just might decide to let you in on all the details until you beg me to stop. I respond to excess with excess and I can recommend it, it's fun.
I lack interest in the most recent few centuries of politics, but note this: if you praise a government/party to persuade someone, you're probably not explaining why it won't devolve into something clearly undesirable for the majority of citizens. Non-fans will look at those problems first, though.
September 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I lack interest in the most recent few centuries of politics, but note this: if you praise a government/party to persuade someone, you're probably not explaining why it won't devolve into something clearly undesirable for the majority of citizens. Non-fans will look at those problems first, though.
As a society we often approach nuanced problems with sledgehammer solutions. Then, wise people halt them and we celebrate.
Why view the fact we keep coming up with sledgehammers as a victory? Should I celebrate every time someone doesn't bump their head or should I expect them to understand doors?
Why view the fact we keep coming up with sledgehammers as a victory? Should I celebrate every time someone doesn't bump their head or should I expect them to understand doors?
September 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
As a society we often approach nuanced problems with sledgehammer solutions. Then, wise people halt them and we celebrate.
Why view the fact we keep coming up with sledgehammers as a victory? Should I celebrate every time someone doesn't bump their head or should I expect them to understand doors?
Why view the fact we keep coming up with sledgehammers as a victory? Should I celebrate every time someone doesn't bump their head or should I expect them to understand doors?
Please keep in mind that if you ever say that someone is "just like that" or they "can't help it" and pretend it's a legitimate excuse, then you waive the right to refuse the same excuse being used on you. Simpler put: be internally consistent.
September 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Please keep in mind that if you ever say that someone is "just like that" or they "can't help it" and pretend it's a legitimate excuse, then you waive the right to refuse the same excuse being used on you. Simpler put: be internally consistent.
I no longer look down on the ability of modern humans to make puzzles on par with their ancestors. Not ever since I tried folding back medicine leaflets.
August 29, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I no longer look down on the ability of modern humans to make puzzles on par with their ancestors. Not ever since I tried folding back medicine leaflets.
The current economical climate is a particularly flourishing and motivating one for all of us trying to achieve photosynthesis.
August 25, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The current economical climate is a particularly flourishing and motivating one for all of us trying to achieve photosynthesis.
There's large differences in how different generations interpret messages. Younger people often find ellipses to be rude, and these to be insufferable: "???", "?!", "??!". Older people might find the lack of capitalization too informal.
Me? I keep wondering why the carrier pigeon hasn't arrived.
Me? I keep wondering why the carrier pigeon hasn't arrived.
August 24, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There's large differences in how different generations interpret messages. Younger people often find ellipses to be rude, and these to be insufferable: "???", "?!", "??!". Older people might find the lack of capitalization too informal.
Me? I keep wondering why the carrier pigeon hasn't arrived.
Me? I keep wondering why the carrier pigeon hasn't arrived.