💥WYATT💥
@wyatt-exploshun.bsky.social
46 cis bi male
gym. eat. sleep. screw.
wild goose 🪿
gym. eat. sleep. screw.
wild goose 🪿
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💥WYATT💥
@wyatt-exploshun.bsky.social
· Jul 5
If you know me IRL & you find this account, you’re in for a surprise.
One thing I LOVE about AEW is it seems like they try hard to work with a performer’s strengths.
Not everyone has to be great on the mic, have over the top charisma, or be an in-ring genius like Bret Hart or Masahiro Chono.
But the energy of everyone’s combined strengths is palpably electric.
Not everyone has to be great on the mic, have over the top charisma, or be an in-ring genius like Bret Hart or Masahiro Chono.
But the energy of everyone’s combined strengths is palpably electric.
August 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
One thing I LOVE about AEW is it seems like they try hard to work with a performer’s strengths.
Not everyone has to be great on the mic, have over the top charisma, or be an in-ring genius like Bret Hart or Masahiro Chono.
But the energy of everyone’s combined strengths is palpably electric.
Not everyone has to be great on the mic, have over the top charisma, or be an in-ring genius like Bret Hart or Masahiro Chono.
But the energy of everyone’s combined strengths is palpably electric.
I got to see an AEW trios match from a few weeks ago & the talent of these performers is unreal.
It was Adam Page & Brodido VS Lethal Twist.
Each & every one of them was so so so good. Hoping yall know how exciting that is to watch.
It was Adam Page & Brodido VS Lethal Twist.
Each & every one of them was so so so good. Hoping yall know how exciting that is to watch.
August 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I got to see an AEW trios match from a few weeks ago & the talent of these performers is unreal.
It was Adam Page & Brodido VS Lethal Twist.
Each & every one of them was so so so good. Hoping yall know how exciting that is to watch.
It was Adam Page & Brodido VS Lethal Twist.
Each & every one of them was so so so good. Hoping yall know how exciting that is to watch.
#AMAZON slowly incorporating AI into everything is the pinnacle of enshittification.
The email notices about what you ordered are wrong, the AI customer service is a nightmare, & the search is all but broken.
I’m already not renewing Prime this year. Hoping Amazon sees a huge dip in revenue.
The email notices about what you ordered are wrong, the AI customer service is a nightmare, & the search is all but broken.
I’m already not renewing Prime this year. Hoping Amazon sees a huge dip in revenue.
August 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
#AMAZON slowly incorporating AI into everything is the pinnacle of enshittification.
The email notices about what you ordered are wrong, the AI customer service is a nightmare, & the search is all but broken.
I’m already not renewing Prime this year. Hoping Amazon sees a huge dip in revenue.
The email notices about what you ordered are wrong, the AI customer service is a nightmare, & the search is all but broken.
I’m already not renewing Prime this year. Hoping Amazon sees a huge dip in revenue.
Lookatthiscuteshrimpkeychain
August 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Lookatthiscuteshrimpkeychain
I realized that in the few shorts months I’ve been posting, I’ve rlly dialed back the kink a lot.
Yes I consider myself dominant. I like a LOT of D/s kinks.
When I write things that sound mysogynistic…fuck I can’t spell that…it’s supposed to be if both people like that shit. Consensual.
Yes I consider myself dominant. I like a LOT of D/s kinks.
When I write things that sound mysogynistic…fuck I can’t spell that…it’s supposed to be if both people like that shit. Consensual.
August 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I realized that in the few shorts months I’ve been posting, I’ve rlly dialed back the kink a lot.
Yes I consider myself dominant. I like a LOT of D/s kinks.
When I write things that sound mysogynistic…fuck I can’t spell that…it’s supposed to be if both people like that shit. Consensual.
Yes I consider myself dominant. I like a LOT of D/s kinks.
When I write things that sound mysogynistic…fuck I can’t spell that…it’s supposed to be if both people like that shit. Consensual.
A thought that keeps me up late at night is how gross it is that Grimes let Elon put his nasty frig-bean in her snazzola.
August 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
A thought that keeps me up late at night is how gross it is that Grimes let Elon put his nasty frig-bean in her snazzola.
Reminder for the gals: you don’t owe any man politeness or anything. If he gives you bad vibes, tell him to fuck right off & block his ass.
August 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Reminder for the gals: you don’t owe any man politeness or anything. If he gives you bad vibes, tell him to fuck right off & block his ass.
I fuckin love the gym
August 17, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I fuckin love the gym
We saw END OF OAK STREET.
I liked it a lot. It’s a weird movie but in a good way.
I liked it a lot. It’s a weird movie but in a good way.
August 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
We saw END OF OAK STREET.
I liked it a lot. It’s a weird movie but in a good way.
I liked it a lot. It’s a weird movie but in a good way.
Something else that we do that’s stupid but it’s fun for us.
Sometimes we pretend we aren’t married & she’s my girlfriend instead just because there’s a weird hotter connotation in our heads with that.
Sometimes we pretend we aren’t married & she’s my girlfriend instead just because there’s a weird hotter connotation in our heads with that.
August 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Something else that we do that’s stupid but it’s fun for us.
Sometimes we pretend we aren’t married & she’s my girlfriend instead just because there’s a weird hotter connotation in our heads with that.
Sometimes we pretend we aren’t married & she’s my girlfriend instead just because there’s a weird hotter connotation in our heads with that.
I have the craziest…and best marriage. This same chick that was a “top” for most of our marriage. Heh heh.
Now she opens her legs whenever Daddy’s horny.
FINE!! Also yes, she is my best friend & funny & all that shit.
Pretend this whole post was just reducing her to sex tho. 😝
Now she opens her legs whenever Daddy’s horny.
FINE!! Also yes, she is my best friend & funny & all that shit.
Pretend this whole post was just reducing her to sex tho. 😝
August 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I have the craziest…and best marriage. This same chick that was a “top” for most of our marriage. Heh heh.
Now she opens her legs whenever Daddy’s horny.
FINE!! Also yes, she is my best friend & funny & all that shit.
Pretend this whole post was just reducing her to sex tho. 😝
Now she opens her legs whenever Daddy’s horny.
FINE!! Also yes, she is my best friend & funny & all that shit.
Pretend this whole post was just reducing her to sex tho. 😝
I gotchur fuckin merger right here 😝
August 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I gotchur fuckin merger right here 😝
I used to be a huge Diet Coke drinker. Every week, at least a 12 pack in the grocery cart. It’s been about 3 years now since I stopped doing it. The price got crazy & 3 years later it’s even crazier. When I go out I may drink it at a restaurant but I hardly go to those either.
Water. Delicious.
Water. Delicious.
August 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I used to be a huge Diet Coke drinker. Every week, at least a 12 pack in the grocery cart. It’s been about 3 years now since I stopped doing it. The price got crazy & 3 years later it’s even crazier. When I go out I may drink it at a restaurant but I hardly go to those either.
Water. Delicious.
Water. Delicious.
Jobs act like people are gonna have some loyalty or insane work ethic & then pay you like $12. ESPECIALLY small business jobs, like thrift store bro Mark.
I mean he’s okay, but I’m not working any more than I gotta for what he pays me.
TBH I prolly still do way too much.
I mean he’s okay, but I’m not working any more than I gotta for what he pays me.
TBH I prolly still do way too much.
August 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Jobs act like people are gonna have some loyalty or insane work ethic & then pay you like $12. ESPECIALLY small business jobs, like thrift store bro Mark.
I mean he’s okay, but I’m not working any more than I gotta for what he pays me.
TBH I prolly still do way too much.
I mean he’s okay, but I’m not working any more than I gotta for what he pays me.
TBH I prolly still do way too much.
Saw Jurassic Park (1993) & once again I am blown away. It’s such a good movie. Probably the best VFX ever. It came out more than 30 years ago so WHYYY are the practical FX & CGI better than 99% of modern movies?!?!?
I don’t get it.
But what a movie.
I don’t get it.
But what a movie.
August 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Saw Jurassic Park (1993) & once again I am blown away. It’s such a good movie. Probably the best VFX ever. It came out more than 30 years ago so WHYYY are the practical FX & CGI better than 99% of modern movies?!?!?
I don’t get it.
But what a movie.
I don’t get it.
But what a movie.
I don’t know if this happened to anyone else but in our 40s me & my husband realized I’m bi, not gay & he’s trans.
So her. I gotta wife. Ain’t no issue I love her. She’s beautiful no matter what.
But I ain’t never heard no other GAY couples realize this.
So her. I gotta wife. Ain’t no issue I love her. She’s beautiful no matter what.
But I ain’t never heard no other GAY couples realize this.
August 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I don’t know if this happened to anyone else but in our 40s me & my husband realized I’m bi, not gay & he’s trans.
So her. I gotta wife. Ain’t no issue I love her. She’s beautiful no matter what.
But I ain’t never heard no other GAY couples realize this.
So her. I gotta wife. Ain’t no issue I love her. She’s beautiful no matter what.
But I ain’t never heard no other GAY couples realize this.
If yall didn’t see the headlines these BLOODSUCKING companies raised food prices 33% in just six years.
COVID & supply chain & all that shit is an EXCUSE to see how much they can MAKE US PAY.
Stop payin em!!! Stop buying all this expensive shitty ass food. I wanna watch these companies go BROKE.
COVID & supply chain & all that shit is an EXCUSE to see how much they can MAKE US PAY.
Stop payin em!!! Stop buying all this expensive shitty ass food. I wanna watch these companies go BROKE.
August 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
If yall didn’t see the headlines these BLOODSUCKING companies raised food prices 33% in just six years.
COVID & supply chain & all that shit is an EXCUSE to see how much they can MAKE US PAY.
Stop payin em!!! Stop buying all this expensive shitty ass food. I wanna watch these companies go BROKE.
COVID & supply chain & all that shit is an EXCUSE to see how much they can MAKE US PAY.
Stop payin em!!! Stop buying all this expensive shitty ass food. I wanna watch these companies go BROKE.
These companies be PLAYING with us dude. I needed coffee creamer (cause gotta save that money by using home brew)….and I happened to already be at #CVS.
Name brand 32 Oz coffee creamer SIX DOLLARS. I put that shit back & whipped my lil ass down to #Aldi so fast. Two dollars 69 cent.
Name brand 32 Oz coffee creamer SIX DOLLARS. I put that shit back & whipped my lil ass down to #Aldi so fast. Two dollars 69 cent.
August 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Bro can you IMAGINE if Christians ACTUALLY asked themselves “What would Jesus do?” ….for everything.??
If you read the Bible you know that ironically the most un-Jesus actin MFers on the PLANET be Christians.
If you read the Bible you know that ironically the most un-Jesus actin MFers on the PLANET be Christians.
August 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Bro can you IMAGINE if Christians ACTUALLY asked themselves “What would Jesus do?” ….for everything.??
If you read the Bible you know that ironically the most un-Jesus actin MFers on the PLANET be Christians.
If you read the Bible you know that ironically the most un-Jesus actin MFers on the PLANET be Christians.
Ok breaking dawn part 2 was actually pretty good.
August 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Ok breaking dawn part 2 was actually pretty good.
RENESME?!?!??!??
wtf
wtf
August 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
RENESME?!?!??!??
wtf
wtf
I regret to say that both New Moon & Eclipse…they don’t have enuff of the LOL moments & bizarro charm of the 1st movie…instead we are bogged down in angst & melancholy & drab environments, acting & dialogue. Quite dull, they are.
August 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I regret to say that both New Moon & Eclipse…they don’t have enuff of the LOL moments & bizarro charm of the 1st movie…instead we are bogged down in angst & melancholy & drab environments, acting & dialogue. Quite dull, they are.
The WATERBOY is amazing & seeing it again decades later you realize how fuckin funny it is & how gifted Adam Sandler is.
August 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The WATERBOY is amazing & seeing it again decades later you realize how fuckin funny it is & how gifted Adam Sandler is.
I’m watching Twilight for the first time in my life.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
August 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I’m watching Twilight for the first time in my life.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.