It's wild for me to imagine the alternate universe where Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen rejected satan and extended Kirko at market rate for a QB with a 4900-yard season under his belt. (Not to mention a much further alt-IRL where they prevented a damaged 2nd yr QB from sabotaging his HOF-level coach.)

Darth my theory is they used AI to remove the Getty Images watermark and it made other changes www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...

The reason I don’t do this is because I’m afraid/aware more people would reply “Refreshing vulnerability!” than “So vain!”

And a dash of Jameson’s after 10

The LLM fantasy lineup setters are just the same people who pay for the scenic selfie tours on vacation. They can say they been there done that without the work and none of them actually win

Jim Vandehei just copped to uploading his entire medical record to AI at a talk I attended tonight. I’m an AI optimist myself but his call to have faith in the leaders of the biggest corporations that have ever existed to do the right thing is beyond believably naive.

Absolutely he should be given every chance to become football’s Black Knight from the Holy Grail

He’s gotta start wearing a brace

Today should at least stop the talk about trading for a cornerback. We have another 2024-ish QB class coming up. Meanwhile we can get Daniels fitted for a very mandatory left elbow brace and thank the fates that his throwing arm is still perfect. If he can’t come back we’ll be drafting high anyway.

Coming up soon: snipers on every KFC

I’m not even kidding

What’s a Falcon-themed name for the Wildcat?

Glad my Sunday Ticket is still blocked by the GB-NYJ overtkme