Xanco
@xanco.bsky.social
Maybe the water is only as deep as you think it is
I shared my umbrella with her #winnerwinnerchickendinner
September 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I shared my umbrella with her #winnerwinnerchickendinner
Sitting next to a beautiful woman in a class what if I breathe too loud and she gets the ick
September 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Sitting next to a beautiful woman in a class what if I breathe too loud and she gets the ick
Who can blame me though, girls are worth thinking about
I just sit around thinking about girls all day
September 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Who can blame me though, girls are worth thinking about
I just sit around thinking about girls all day
September 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I just sit around thinking about girls all day
I peaked when I ate a girl out while she was playing bejeweled to see if she would get too distracted to play
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I peaked when I ate a girl out while she was playing bejeweled to see if she would get too distracted to play
She doesn't want it and never will
September 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
She doesn't want it and never will
The entire universe hates me and wants me to fail
September 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The entire universe hates me and wants me to fail
Id rather die than tell you one more secret of mine
September 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Id rather die than tell you one more secret of mine
Just be honest and be yourself
September 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Just be honest and be yourself
Couldn't cook, day ruined
Today I'm going to cook and look at my email
September 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Couldn't cook, day ruined
Where's the ocean when you need it
September 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Where's the ocean when you need it
I want to live in a scenic edit
September 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I want to live in a scenic edit
I could have just asked one of them to move
September 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I could have just asked one of them to move
Hyperbole is the root of comedy and also the enemy of normal conversation, so try to think of the most normal way you can phrase it before it has to leave your mouth
September 10, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Hyperbole is the root of comedy and also the enemy of normal conversation, so try to think of the most normal way you can phrase it before it has to leave your mouth
They're killing me tomorrow, hell they're killing me right now
September 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
They're killing me tomorrow, hell they're killing me right now
Today I'm going to cook and look at my email
September 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Today I'm going to cook and look at my email
She gives you her time and leftovers and care, she likes you, how dare you repay her like this
September 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
She gives you her time and leftovers and care, she likes you, how dare you repay her like this
Sleep is for other people besides me I guess
September 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Sleep is for other people besides me I guess
I'm excelling in normality, it's honestly incredible how normal I'm being
September 10, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I'm excelling in normality, it's honestly incredible how normal I'm being
Hashtag never ask for food because you'll ask for too much and suddenly you're the fat fuck of the group who steals everyone's food
Its not fair, I hadn't even eaten that day, it's not my fault that I was hungry, it's not my fault
September 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Hashtag never ask for food because you'll ask for too much and suddenly you're the fat fuck of the group who steals everyone's food
Its not fair, I hadn't even eaten that day, it's not my fault that I was hungry, it's not my fault
September 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Its not fair, I hadn't even eaten that day, it's not my fault that I was hungry, it's not my fault