ohhhh, okay so this is the movie that broke the franchise bc it was the first one without doug bradley in it. yeah i can see why. That was Pearl Forrester Made Us Watch This levels of bad.

good news! old bugs can be fixed with a metric ratchet set and a pair of pantyhose, they're incredibly basic cars, that's why they were so popular. My mom's senior class pranked one of the teachers by disassembling his bug and reassembling it in the gym! XD

What year, out of curiosity?

Anyway I'm gonna watch these movies in backwards order until I get to the one I left on years ago when I was watching them all.

I would offer them hospitality bc I was raised properly about otherworldly beings. I have questions about how they prevent infection!

Now I'm curious what happens if you meet them but aren't Christian yourself. I don't mean xtians who say they're atheist I mean people like me who are an entirely different thing. Are they just like, awkward or friendly? what?

💯 What's that Chris Fleming bit about Vibe Dysphoria...

They're not trash they're more like... goth cereal.

I can't believe they were making these movies up until 2018 that's so cool. More for me. Nom nom nom nom.

This is also why the phrase "I'm a christian witch" is an oxymoron. Or maybe just a moron.

The Catholic Church ARE Bad. They did not in fact find any witches though, because witches aren't real. There is no Christian denomination that has ever had real contact with the imaginary creature they call "Witch". That is their word for everyone that isn't Christian.

I will say this bc it applies to more than this film: The Catholic Church Are Bad But Witchcraft Was Real is such a Protestant combination of beliefs.

oh this is a remake of an 80s film again. Goddammit. If something is bad I want it to be bad on its own merits!

Movies are like obsessed with making tarot and ouija ancient and therefore more legitimate? no? Something doesn't have to be old to be supernatural. Americans are so funny about age corresponding to legitimacy.