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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Wandering through the South Bay Galleria Mall is the closest you can get to what it felt like to be a newly arrived Saxon in 410 AD and wandering the streets of a freshly abandoned Roman London.
June 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Wandering through the South Bay Galleria Mall is the closest you can get to what it felt like to be a newly arrived Saxon in 410 AD and wandering the streets of a freshly abandoned Roman London.
Listening to Animal Collective at the gym and it’s like time traveling
June 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Listening to Animal Collective at the gym and it’s like time traveling
An ice cold beer would go crazy right now
May 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
An ice cold beer would go crazy right now
Getting my dog a Cuban link
March 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Getting my dog a Cuban link
Going to start lifting weights against doctors orders and see what happens
March 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Going to start lifting weights against doctors orders and see what happens
Why Americans must die for Israel (1/334)
March 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Why Americans must die for Israel (1/334)
My dog watched me pee like he’s taking notes
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
My dog watched me pee like he’s taking notes
Not being able to drink or smoke again is fairly dope
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Not being able to drink or smoke again is fairly dope
God is dog spelled backwards ;)
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
God is dog spelled backwards ;)
You ever just walk around your neighborhood? Just got a silver alert on my phone and thought I’d give it a try
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You ever just walk around your neighborhood? Just got a silver alert on my phone and thought I’d give it a try
The doctors have declared me “sexually disabled”
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The doctors have declared me “sexually disabled”
Face it, Italian women do it better
September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Face it, Italian women do it better
Whenever the hospital puts you in the biggest nicest room with no other patients just know it’s because they think there’s a very good chance that you’re going to die
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Whenever the hospital puts you in the biggest nicest room with no other patients just know it’s because they think there’s a very good chance that you’re going to die
For the first time in many many years, I renewed my Costco membership got me feeling like the prodigal son
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
For the first time in many many years, I renewed my Costco membership got me feeling like the prodigal son
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
It’s better to have pugged and lost than to never have pugged at all
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s better to have pugged and lost than to never have pugged at all
My IG suggested page is literally just a wall of Dua Lipa pics
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My IG suggested page is literally just a wall of Dua Lipa pics
Frustrated, telling my dog in all earnestness; build a new route to China if they’ll have you
August 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Frustrated, telling my dog in all earnestness; build a new route to China if they’ll have you
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people like to make a big deal out of alf’s hog on here but I feel it unfairly maligns him to describe it so salaciously. he’s not erect in that photo. it’s not lewd. it’s presented, I think, very tastefully. like a michelangelo
October 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
people like to make a big deal out of alf’s hog on here but I feel it unfairly maligns him to describe it so salaciously. he’s not erect in that photo. it’s not lewd. it’s presented, I think, very tastefully. like a michelangelo
Rewatch and still Haneke’s best to me, not by a wide margin at all but still youtu.be/F7D-Y3T0XFA?...
Amour (2012) - Official Trailer [HD]
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August 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rewatch and still Haneke’s best to me, not by a wide margin at all but still youtu.be/F7D-Y3T0XFA?...
She uh., this thing on?? She uh.. rigged my tony, called it pasta.
August 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She uh., this thing on?? She uh.. rigged my tony, called it pasta.
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FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there
August 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there
Coming to terms with the fact that my dog is not a “good boy”
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that my dog is not a “good boy”