Pookie
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One thing I see no one talk about:
Years ago, Ed Sheeran stole from Marvin Gaye, was sued for it, threatened to “never write music again” if the verdict was in the Gayes’ favor, and then won the case. Seen someone else say it, Sheeran has to be a psyop.
Years ago, Ed Sheeran stole from Marvin Gaye, was sued for it, threatened to “never write music again” if the verdict was in the Gayes’ favor, and then won the case. Seen someone else say it, Sheeran has to be a psyop.
September 17, 2026 at 10:30 AM
One thing I see no one talk about:
Years ago, Ed Sheeran stole from Marvin Gaye, was sued for it, threatened to “never write music again” if the verdict was in the Gayes’ favor, and then won the case. Seen someone else say it, Sheeran has to be a psyop.
Years ago, Ed Sheeran stole from Marvin Gaye, was sued for it, threatened to “never write music again” if the verdict was in the Gayes’ favor, and then won the case. Seen someone else say it, Sheeran has to be a psyop.
What’s the guy’s name again? Christian Pussylips?
July 7, 2026 at 9:26 AM
What’s the guy’s name again? Christian Pussylips?
Happy Birthday, United States. Sorry your party’s so lame.
July 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Happy Birthday, United States. Sorry your party’s so lame.
The problem today is that white people are no longer the good kind of weird. You don’t see too many dudes with iguanas on their shoulders in Woodbury, NJ anymore.
May 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The problem today is that white people are no longer the good kind of weird. You don’t see too many dudes with iguanas on their shoulders in Woodbury, NJ anymore.
Harvey Weinstein punching air and his oxygen tank right now
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Harvey Weinstein punching air and his oxygen tank right now
@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you?
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@kim.senate.gov why the fuck did you vote in favor of hemp criminalization? The fuck is wrong with you?
Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there.
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Of course I don’t believe Hell exists. Because if it did, we’re already there.
So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.”
July 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So a union-buster, an abhorrent racist, and a serial cheater walked into hell. The Devil says, “Hulk Hogan! You’re right on time.”
What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s?
May 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What if the only thing preventing climate change from killing us all were the gardening sections of Home Depot and Lowe’s?
I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable.
April 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I tried to ask the park ranger so politely,”What do you feed it?” And was treated with radio silence. Honestly understandable.
Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.
a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
Alt: Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, arms raised with a fire going in the background.
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Damn, the #Flyers actually fired Torts. Life is looking marginally better now.
This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty.
March 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This dude is so photogenic, it’s a shame he fucking comes out of his hole like twice a day at most. Shy kitty.
These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty.
www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...
www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...
Emine Emanet, Jersey Kebab owner arrested by ICE, walks free from immigrant detention center
The family of the 47-year-old Turkish immigrant intends to reopen their Haddon Township restaurant soon
www.inquirer.com
March 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
These guys were near where I grew up. Unbelievable how much hardship ICE put law-abiding immigrants through, just to prove their cruelty.
www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...
www.inquirer.com/news/jersey-...
Take a gander at this nice young lady.
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Take a gander at this nice young lady.
@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault?
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@flashes.blue my app keeps crashing after hitting the center icon. I’m not computer savvy, is this typically something on my end or is this the app’s fault?
If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread.
January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If I ever decide to watch a movie called “The Gorge,” simply chop up my body into a million pieces, run me through a grinder, slam my remains into a patty shape, and cook me until I reach 150 degrees and serve me with cheese and bread.
Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years?
January 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Honest to god, what positive, impactful inventions have come out in the past five years?
How do we fight this shit?
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How do we fight this shit?
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How to delete Facebook, Instagram, and Threads
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January 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A novella where the Main Character (MC)’s dog is the smartest person in the book, but can only talk in plain English when the MC accidentally takes a shit ton of drugs.
January 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A novella where the Main Character (MC)’s dog is the smartest person in the book, but can only talk in plain English when the MC accidentally takes a shit ton of drugs.