Toph Beifong
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I am not falling; I’m floating. And when I’ve rebuilt my strength, I will fly.
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There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
Sedrick, Rhodell, and Louis were wonderful men who could raise hell without getting all the way out the bed in the morning 😂😂
September 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Sedrick, Rhodell, and Louis were wonderful men who could raise hell without getting all the way out the bed in the morning 😂😂
All my lightskinned uncles on my mama’s side were the latter too so you’re in great company in my book 😂
My cousin was the pretty boy. There's a few lightskin man archetypes. Pretty boys and the Lil red boys that steal, had silver teeth and smelled a little bit. I was the latter.
September 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
All my lightskinned uncles on my mama’s side were the latter too so you’re in great company in my book 😂
It was like being at the bottom of the ocean, weaving my own chains out of whatever I could find while desperately reaching for the surface bc I could feel the air in my lungs expiring. Fuck! But I did it, I got the help and I’m doing what I needed as a child now
late diagnosis is wild. Just caught in a perpetual washing machine of rage and loss and sadness and joy and realization and empowerment and frustration and mourning and happiness and self love and reclamation and confusion. But it’s so much better than the pit of ignorance I lived in before
September 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
It was like being at the bottom of the ocean, weaving my own chains out of whatever I could find while desperately reaching for the surface bc I could feel the air in my lungs expiring. Fuck! But I did it, I got the help and I’m doing what I needed as a child now
late diagnosis is wild. Just caught in a perpetual washing machine of rage and loss and sadness and joy and realization and empowerment and frustration and mourning and happiness and self love and reclamation and confusion. But it’s so much better than the pit of ignorance I lived in before
September 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
late diagnosis is wild. Just caught in a perpetual washing machine of rage and loss and sadness and joy and realization and empowerment and frustration and mourning and happiness and self love and reclamation and confusion. But it’s so much better than the pit of ignorance I lived in before
That last sentence is the fucking title of my life story
What do you mean being incandescently enraged by people being just a half step flat or sharp when they sing is a symptom of ASD and related to gestalt language processing?!?! You mean I’m not an asshole snob, I’m just in the spectrum?
September 25, 2026 at 11:18 AM
That last sentence is the fucking title of my life story
What do you mean being incandescently enraged by people being just a half step flat or sharp when they sing is a symptom of ASD and related to gestalt language processing?!?! You mean I’m not an asshole snob, I’m just in the spectrum?
September 25, 2026 at 11:18 AM
What do you mean being incandescently enraged by people being just a half step flat or sharp when they sing is a symptom of ASD and related to gestalt language processing?!?! You mean I’m not an asshole snob, I’m just in the spectrum?
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#beyondthegates
Why did Bill go to Dani's house begging for help and then when that lady helps him he is angry?
Why did Bill go to Dani's house begging for help and then when that lady helps him he is angry?
Rani Rekowski: He's Incredibly Ungrateful
ALT: Rani Rekowski: He's Incredibly Ungrateful
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September 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
#beyondthegates
Why did Bill go to Dani's house begging for help and then when that lady helps him he is angry?
Why did Bill go to Dani's house begging for help and then when that lady helps him he is angry?
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I hope they build a jail. And a court room. Because Leslie needs to be next #BTG #BeyondtheGates
September 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I hope they build a jail. And a court room. Because Leslie needs to be next #BTG #BeyondtheGates
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#BTG #BeyondtheGates
Naomi, maybe you don’t say something snarky to Kat about her true crime podcasts next time.
Naomi, maybe you don’t say something snarky to Kat about her true crime podcasts next time.
September 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
#BTG #BeyondtheGates
Naomi, maybe you don’t say something snarky to Kat about her true crime podcasts next time.
Naomi, maybe you don’t say something snarky to Kat about her true crime podcasts next time.
I knew she was headed towards an indictment/trial soon! Took just a little over a month for the script to catch up to costuming. That’s why I always give Jeresa Featherstone her flowers; when the script drags, she tells the story with the clothes #BeyondTheGates
It’s very interesting that as Haley is getting closer to closing her scheme, she’s dressing more professionally. I think I know what this is foreshadowing, but every time I make a public guess we take the exit to Snoozeville so lemme hush #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I knew she was headed towards an indictment/trial soon! Took just a little over a month for the script to catch up to costuming. That’s why I always give Jeresa Featherstone her flowers; when the script drags, she tells the story with the clothes #BeyondTheGates
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Can’t believe I’m saying this, but add Caroline to the can-can line of women saying “I told you so” when Bill eventually goes to the hospital #BeyondTheGates
August 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but add Caroline to the can-can line of women saying “I told you so” when Bill eventually goes to the hospital #BeyondTheGates
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I cannot WAIT until every Dupree woman sings “we told you so” in Bill’s face once this Hayley mess blows up #BeyondTheGates
April 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I cannot WAIT until every Dupree woman sings “we told you so” in Bill’s face once this Hayley mess blows up #BeyondTheGates
Look at his big stupid face. 😂 Man fuck you Bill, someone break some glass and grind it in his hands #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Look at his big stupid face. 😂 Man fuck you Bill, someone break some glass and grind it in his hands #BeyondTheGates
Bill interogating Dani like he didn’t say “she’s my wife but you’re who I trust” not 24 hours prior. I would smother that nigga in his hospital bed and bunk with Hayley in prison. We can trade war stories till the end of time #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Bill interogating Dani like he didn’t say “she’s my wife but you’re who I trust” not 24 hours prior. I would smother that nigga in his hospital bed and bunk with Hayley in prison. We can trade war stories till the end of time #BeyondTheGates
Oh I’m living for this Hamilton-Hawthorne tag team on Tomas! 😂😂 #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh I’m living for this Hamilton-Hawthorne tag team on Tomas! 😂😂 #BeyondTheGates
We need more stories specifically about Vernon and Anita because the way they just 1-2’d Dani and Andre by coordinating with a wrist touch? Bunny MacDougal would be jealous 😂 #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
We need more stories specifically about Vernon and Anita because the way they just 1-2’d Dani and Andre by coordinating with a wrist touch? Bunny MacDougal would be jealous 😂 #BeyondTheGates
Haley should’ve just got Bill drunk and taken him to the roof of Garland bc this nigga oh my god #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Haley should’ve just got Bill drunk and taken him to the roof of Garland bc this nigga oh my god #BeyondTheGates
Vernon and Anita should’ve left Leslie alone at the table like this when she first sat down #BeyondTheGates
Leslie so worrisome my god #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Vernon and Anita should’ve left Leslie alone at the table like this when she first sat down #BeyondTheGates
Leslie so worrisome my god #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Leslie so worrisome my god #BeyondTheGates
Oh this negro is DELUDED!!! I’m ready for his face to crack and shatter! #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Oh this negro is DELUDED!!! I’m ready for his face to crack and shatter! #BeyondTheGates
Hayley really thinks everyone is as dumb as her 😂 #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hayley really thinks everyone is as dumb as her 😂 #BeyondTheGates
Tomas throwing his weight around with Marcel like his client ain’t waiting for him #BeyondTheGates
September 25, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Tomas throwing his weight around with Marcel like his client ain’t waiting for him #BeyondTheGates
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The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
Oh so Miss Minnie got granddaughters out here? The hell?!!
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Oh so Miss Minnie got granddaughters out here? The hell?!!