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yappinapples.bsky.social
🍎 the yellhole 🍏
@yappinapples.bsky.social
my ramblings and the snippets of my amusing life!! 🔞🔞🔞 34, half woman, half roadside plant. mother of rats. folk witch. in a committed poly triad. caricaturist by day, smut and comix artist also sometimes by day. freak.
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fuck it, we ball
hello
October 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
we manifested boyf to come down for thanksgiving (ish) last year, now we're manifesting christmas time shenanigans...
October 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
i'm trying to befriend the character actor for Doc Brown at work but he acts like he can only break character for 30 seconds before the curse takes hold again
October 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Happy indigenous peoples day
This currently has to my favorite statue of all time
October 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
i'm so relieved to develop secure attachment because being anxious was fucking annoying lmao
October 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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The most fun thing ever to randomly see
October 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
i've been experiencing art block for the past couple of weeks, made worse by CPTSD sad existential birthday feelings (always without fail!!)
all I've drawn lately are caricatures for my job and it kinda sucks not having that inspiration for my own shit
October 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I keep getting jump scared by my eyebrow piercing. It doesn't hurt at all?? I'll go to wash my hands and look at myself in the mirror and go AAH!! then i'll go to pet my eyebrow and feel it and go AAH!!
October 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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found this Honey Nut Cheerios/Godzilla crossover commercial during an ad break on an episode of WWF Wrestling Spotlight from March 10th, 1990 and I've become kind of obsessed with it
October 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
sometimes Fri and I will be in bed riffing on social media posts and one of us will make a joke so good that we'll start hugging and kissing
October 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
oh shit, i'm literally married to my best friend
October 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
they tell me to stop turning purple at work all the time but i don't listen
October 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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truculence ball
October 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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October 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
fuck it, we ball
October 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
free them
October 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
he waS SUCH. A FUCKING BABY!!!!!! STUPIT!!!!!
October 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Stricken with the i love my wife where is my wife disease
October 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
oh, you want to know my favorite rat pics?
well, you see, teddy bear was an engineer
October 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
getting a piercing and tattoo for my birthday he'll y'eah b'rother
October 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
*sucks own dick and then charges at you*
October 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
this goldfish subfilter at my asian market makes me chuckle every time
October 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
it's always been in my nature to be Big Mad and hold grudges/act vindictive toward those who have wronged me, but it always comes back to the reassurance that time will serve a bite back. it always happens.
October 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
now that i have a day to start winding down, this week was fucking wack but i stacked that cheese
October 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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October 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM