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Luke 🏳️‍🌈
@yellowauraluke.bsky.social
bon marche sex clown // all my heroes are villans 🦁

📍 Manchester, UK
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The Villa fans following me are very welcome, but my timeline of Skeets about football, drag, gay sex, wordplay and disco WILL snap your neck. #diverseinterests
Will be fascinating to learn if this is United fumbling another young career or JJ Gabriel’s family fucking it up before it’s even started.
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Bob Mackie died! Gosh, what a loss. Somebody check on RuPaul.
September 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I am truly enthralled by this collection of absolute icons. #OnlyConnect
September 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Rather enjoying this new gay bikini…
September 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
The Delta Quadrant vs Madanni is the feud I was not expecting…
September 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I know nothing about wine. I thought Grüner Veltliner was a centre forward.
September 8, 2026 at 8:33 AM
This sweater is 1 of 1. #bespoke
September 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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September 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Ok I like this one
September 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Why are all these Swansea fans cosplaying as Palace supporters
September 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I’m a massive Villa fan but I’m a gay bloke first and foremost and holy shit, Matty Cash? With this shaven head?

He could absolutely sink it to the nuts.
September 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I’m selling a set of 17” white Honda Type-R alloys on eBay, would appreciate any shares to help me flog ‘em. They’re cluttering up space in my flat.

ebay.io/m/10XWH2
4x white Honda 17-inch Type-R Alloy Wheels | eBay UK
Just removed from a used car that I’ve bought. In very good condition, couple of parking marks on a couple of them. Three of the four tyres have 6-7mm tread, the fourth needs replacing as at or below the legal limit. Priced for a quick sale as these are living in my bathroom and my other half wants them gone (fair enough). Collection from Didsbury.
ebay.io
September 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Very solid first episode of Drag Race UK. More please!
September 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That’s two 80 year olds in two days. I know who I’d like as the third.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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"Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985. Dolly supported LGBTQ people for decades, going back to a time when few others dared"
August 26, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Everyone, meet Yvette.
August 25, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Soft launch.
August 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Off to view a second-hand car. Does anyone know anything about the Honda CR-Z?
August 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Provided Watkins is managing his money well, he should already be set up for life. He doesn't need the money Saudi is offering, he wants it, which then turns this into a test, not of financial need, but rather professional and moral seriousness, which Watkins is about to fail. #AVFC [2/2]
August 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang.

ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
ifloz.substack.com
August 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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I first saw Beautiful Thing in 1992 at the Bush Theatre.
I was reviewing it for Capital Gay and it felt like a summer breeze - a play about young gay love where no one had AIDS and no one died.
I loved it!
It was Heartstopper for an earlier generation.
Every generation needs a bit of queer joy.
August 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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'maybe you should all just refute the race scientist'

im so sick and tired of ideas that roundly failed in the marketplace of ideas being endlessly debated simply bcos liberals are too afraid to tell bigots to fuck off

so terrified of causing a scene and upsetting gerald at their next dinner party
how many times must academics demonstrate why Cofnas and his fellow IQ-truthers are wrong? They've been doing so for decades. At some point, you have to admit that Cofnas and his ilk (and you) are not looking for "academic debate" but to give academic credence to rank prejudice.
August 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Emery, Vidagany and Olabe are complicit in this. They chose to sell so many players in one go.

Suicidal. Absolutely suicidal. #AVFC
We've signed a bunch of new players. Only one of them is starting.
Ross Barkley is playing in our opener in 2026.
That's organizational failure.
August 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Fuck Ollie Watkins and fuck this.
August 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM