Johanna
@yoyohanna.bsky.social
Wind energy engineer, knitter, tubist, Mama. Returned to Hamburg after many years in the UK.
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*blackadder theme*
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
September 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
*blackadder theme*
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
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Tag 2 nach der Wahl. Berlin ist nicht wiederzuerkennen. Über Dahlem liegt das dumpfe Schluchzen der Eigentümer. Im Westen stauen sich SUVs mit hastig verladenem kulturellem Kapital. Erste Augenzeugen berichten von bezahlbarem Wohnraum. Wie konnte man es nur so weit kommen lassen? Ein Lagebericht.
September 22, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Tag 2 nach der Wahl. Berlin ist nicht wiederzuerkennen. Über Dahlem liegt das dumpfe Schluchzen der Eigentümer. Im Westen stauen sich SUVs mit hastig verladenem kulturellem Kapital. Erste Augenzeugen berichten von bezahlbarem Wohnraum. Wie konnte man es nur so weit kommen lassen? Ein Lagebericht.
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ROMAN SANDS RE:BUILD
OUT NOW OUT NOW
STEAM AND CONSOLES
BUY IT PLAY IT WORSHIP IT
,please
store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
OUT NOW OUT NOW
STEAM AND CONSOLES
BUY IT PLAY IT WORSHIP IT
,please
store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
Save 10% on Roman Sands RE:Build on Steam
A service industry adventure with an apocalyptic flavor. A manic genre mashup told across two broken realities. Step through the cracks: find your Exit.
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September 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
ROMAN SANDS RE:BUILD
OUT NOW OUT NOW
STEAM AND CONSOLES
BUY IT PLAY IT WORSHIP IT
,please
store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
OUT NOW OUT NOW
STEAM AND CONSOLES
BUY IT PLAY IT WORSHIP IT
,please
store.steampowered.com/app/2231460/...
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will never not be funny to me how harry potter was venerated for getting a generation of kids into reading when really it just got them into harry potter
August 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
will never not be funny to me how harry potter was venerated for getting a generation of kids into reading when really it just got them into harry potter
Very Nathan for you.
Just for a British perspective, this guy is Busting A Move to reduce the price of his petrol from £0.78 / litre to £0.62 / litre
August 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Very Nathan for you.
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When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
August 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
The things we chose may be related to the things we like, BBC reports.
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What your summer reading list says about you
Just picked your holiday book? Our choices can subconsciously reveal important parts of our personality, studies show.
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July 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The things we chose may be related to the things we like, BBC reports.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I'm watching the Sternbrücke livestream and am very much enjoying all the workers taking their selfies.
July 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I'm watching the Sternbrücke livestream and am very much enjoying all the workers taking their selfies.
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In Ungarn haben von Viktor Orbán geprägte Sender nach dessen Abwahl den Sendebetrieb eingestellt. Statt des üblichen Programms wurde eine Entschuldigung gesendet.
Staatliche Rundfunksender in Ungarn: Sender entschuldigt sich für Lügen während Amtszeit von Viktor Orbán
In Ungarn haben von Viktor Orbán geprägte Sender nach dessen Abwahl den Sendebetrieb eingestellt. Statt des üblichen Programms wurde eine Entschuldigung gesendet.
www.zeit.de
July 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
In Ungarn haben von Viktor Orbán geprägte Sender nach dessen Abwahl den Sendebetrieb eingestellt. Statt des üblichen Programms wurde eine Entschuldigung gesendet.
Look at Gustav Klimt and his studio cat.
Bestes Foto von Gustav Klimt: Er steht mit einer seiner Katzen im Arm in seiner Sezessions-Hippie-Malerbluse vor seine Atelier und guckt einen durch die Kamera und die Zeiten direkt an. Ich mag die Faun-Vibes, die grumpy Katz, dieses Blusenkittelding (vermutlich war das blau)& seinen Silberblick.
June 29, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Look at Gustav Klimt and his studio cat.
Oh no
March 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Oh no
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Hey if you're in Hamburg I'm playing at Hörbar on March 27th. It might sound like this, could be
March 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Hey if you're in Hamburg I'm playing at Hörbar on March 27th. It might sound like this, could be
There is someone in our neighborhood with two stormtroopers in their living room. One regular, one vader. Not just cut outs, full size mannequins. It's a choice, I guess.
February 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
There is someone in our neighborhood with two stormtroopers in their living room. One regular, one vader. Not just cut outs, full size mannequins. It's a choice, I guess.
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Hello #Nextfest! With the new @dunderbeckgame.com demo live on Steam it is time at last to unveil the new key art by me!
I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!
store.steampowered.com/app/2477750
I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!
store.steampowered.com/app/2477750
February 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Hello #Nextfest! With the new @dunderbeckgame.com demo live on Steam it is time at last to unveil the new key art by me!
I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!
store.steampowered.com/app/2477750
I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!
store.steampowered.com/app/2477750
Ha, Martenstein als der neue Wagner. Das bestätigt nur weiter meinen Eindruck, dass die Zeit stetig reaktionärer wird. Der Unterschied zur Bild schrumpft.
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Ha, Martenstein als der neue Wagner. Das bestätigt nur weiter meinen Eindruck, dass die Zeit stetig reaktionärer wird. Der Unterschied zur Bild schrumpft.
Oh right, it is COVID. Fun.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Oh right, it is COVID. Fun.
It is time, for us as a society, to abolish upper respiratory infections. Barbaric.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It is time, for us as a society, to abolish upper respiratory infections. Barbaric.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka)
I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.
September 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.
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Toddler: Papa heißt Alex
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Toddler: Papa heißt Alex
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Me: Ja stimmt!
Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone
Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
July 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago
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Doltcous!
I take it back, AI is good, actually. This has come back around to being art. Or should I say Ahrt!
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Doltcous!
That's nice isn't it
Bunt, vielfältig, offen! 🌈 Wir kämpfen im Bundestag für queere Sichtbarkeit und gegen queerfeindliche Hasskriminalität. Die rechtliche Diskriminierung von LSBTIQ muss beendet werden!
Dazu haben wir heute einen Antrag zum Schutz queerer Personen eingebracht.
Dazu haben wir heute einen Antrag zum Schutz queerer Personen eingebracht.
June 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
That's nice isn't it