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They just don't make songs like this anymore
Dirty Old Power, by AJJ
12 track album
ajjtheband.bandcamp.com
October 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The sharks roster this year is half teenagers and half guys who will kill you, if that's your thing
September 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It's sick as hell that Duolingo lets you play chess as everyone's favorite romance author
September 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
my middle school band students keep asking me what I'm going to do for the "kirkiversary"
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The Democratic Party has to go. A major part of the work that needs to be done to push back on authoritarianism is destroying the scam economy. A party that is an active participant in the scam economy will not be the party that dismantles it.
There are four overlapping scandals here:

1. Fundraising spam tactics are hallmarks of elder financial exploitation
2. The Dem establishment is in on it
3. Most of what is raised goes to fundraising consultants
4. Capitulation to legal threats by NYT and The Bulwark on a fully vetted story
🧵👇
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
data4democracy.substack.com
August 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
We just read it to our daughter once then got rid of it. That book sucks so bad
what age would you say is appropriate to begin the ruthless criticism of all that exists? asking for a Sweet Baby who loves for her father to read her The Pout Pout Fish and other ideologically dodgy texts
August 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Jack Antonoff? I hardly know him
July 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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it would appear that there is more memory politics ahead, so I am once again encouraging you to Read Theory

www.bostonreview.net/articles/tru...

bsky.app/profile/sale...
July 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Someone shitted in the (1 of 3) broken lock bathroom. Brave
July 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
If I were the coach for Argentina I'd simply tell my team to try having the ball and shooting at the net
July 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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step one the first hand distracts the audience all week with mitch mcconnell. step two the second hand sets up the trick with lindsey graham while everyone's focus is elsewhere. step three that's the majestic baby, christopher nolan's the odyssey now playing in IMAX next friday
July 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Michigander
A Wife Achieves Orgasm With A M******r While Her Husband Watches Nanako Sakurai
June 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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June 25, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
June 24, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Please for the love of God somebody explain to me why soccer counts up and doesn't just stop their clock during stoppages. It's so obviously the inferior way to run a sport. Stoppage time is insanely stupid and doesn't have to be a thing. What's the advantage?
June 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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they call it rokos balls or some shit and it means a dot matrix computers gonna be mad at you forever
November 26, 2023 at 7:22 AM
Is there a better feeling than going to check the temp on your weber kettle smoking setup and seeing that it's exactly where you want it to be?
June 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Not a bad first try
June 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Obviously fuck Vegas but goddamn Conn Smythe Winner Mitch Marner would be so fucking funny
May 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
They probably all think they'll be doomed to AI megahell if they giggle
I'm absolutely baffled that there's no laughter in this video. I would have lost my shit.
May 20, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My toddler saw and yelled, "why are they orange and yellow?"
Going from the aesthetic splendor of Sabres-Habs to the disgusting scenes in Ducks-Golden knights just gave me a concussion
May 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What is your don't make me tap the sign sign? As a middle school teacher, it's gotta be the Please Don't sign
May 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The weakestthans
slightly increase a band

11,000 Maniacs
Slightly increase a band

Bismuth Zeppelin
May 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Got a vasectomy on Tuesday. Do we let the fates decide with the remaining swimmers?
May 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My daughter is doing city of Santa Rosa toddler soccer and I just heard a dad tell his kid he has to have a winner's mindset? He's three, big dawg
May 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM