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Alaina & Fiona
she/her
2009 OTTB 🏇
R+🪄
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Oh shit a 🦋 exclusive of the Girl
Starting to scout out more of a retirement situation for Fiona with a big field and a real herd, but it's so tough to trust new people. I have friends who have had to move their horses yearly, someone ik just moved her gelding to a facility with rusted out troughs and a tractor in the paddock, ugh
July 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I am so so grateful for all the pros who love and are patient with my strange strange girl. She had a trim and a lotta bodywork this week

Her cute, wonky lil trot for pony tax. We gotta shift that weight back and work on widening the tightrope path she travels behind 🥲
May 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Went to drop off supplements and visit Miss Fi today in a real feel of -5°F and she was happily rolling in the snow and playing with her friends 🥹
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It's been a cozy day
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It rly chaps my ass when someone gets on their horse and then is just immediately trottting
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
After 4.5 years Fi needed another round of back injections. The lameness specialist vet has seen her a number of times over the years and it was so gratifying to hear him call her "a success story" today 😭 He was super happy with her hind end/overall condition and she flexed sound, too!
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My local election results were pretty much as bad as can be, but so excited to be celebrating Mamdani, Spanberger, Sherrill, and Prop 50 tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Happy to finally see my lady today 🧡
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My poor Bea had to have 14 teeth pulled due to resorptive lesions last week. She is doing great but tonight at night check I got to tell Fiona that for once she isn't the animal who is actively stressing me out 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Brought some friends to meet Fi yesterday! She and Bella soaked up the extra pats
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Muted someone on my business insta who gives me thee worst comparisonitis. Not ready to unfollow bc we were friends for years but this little step will help me stop fixating and focus on my unique approach and talents 😮‍💨
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Scheduled back injections for Fi and immediately hurt my own back. Just wanted to match with my girl 🥰
September 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I love my pets and I love my vets but dang are they costing me a lot of money this fall
September 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What Willow sees / What I see
August 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Forever unraveling the ball of disfunction that is Fiona but little moments of good posture make me so happy
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Today Fi's bodyworker said she is "very in tune with her own body" which is not a way I ever thought I would hear my horse described 🥹 I'm so happy she can comfortably exist in her own skin and enjoy new sensations without always shutting down or running away
August 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every year I am so grateful to have a local-ish horse laundry and blanket repair service (that even does pick-up and drop-off). I hate thinking ahead to blanket szn but it's so nice knowing I'll be prepared with clean, rewaterproofed, patched blankets!
August 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That was a hard no lol. I ordered a Thorowgood T8 GP for us which is presently shipping from FL and the fitter will be back next month to look at it. I have heard very mixed things about Thorowgoods but it was affordable and I'm kinda looking forward to the ease of a synthetic saddle
My mom brought me a CWD saddle from a friend (who lost her horse a few years back) to try on Fi. I'm not usually a French saddle fan and at first glance I think the back panels are the wrong shape for Fi's loooong back but I do think it'll fit me and it's so nicely broken in!
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My mom brought me a CWD saddle from a friend (who lost her horse a few years back) to try on Fi. I'm not usually a French saddle fan and at first glance I think the back panels are the wrong shape for Fi's loooong back but I do think it'll fit me and it's so nicely broken in!
July 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
July 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I have to tell some people no and quit a few commitments (like a networking group, nothing dire) this month and I'm ughhhhh about it
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Long story short we did not get to try the Thorowgood but otherwise the appt went great! Fitter is confident she can get a good price for my Zaldi and took it away which is a relief. Fi was well behaved, her new tracings show she's gained some good muscle, and we will get saddle recs soon!
Independent saddle fitter is coming Monday morning to take new tracings and bringing a Thorowgood for us to try. I'm excited to say goodbye to the Zaldi and buy what she recommends if that doesn't work!
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Independent saddle fitter is coming Monday morning to take new tracings and bringing a Thorowgood for us to try. I'm excited to say goodbye to the Zaldi and buy what she recommends if that doesn't work!
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It would be a gorgeous day to go to the barn but I am at the sleeping wrong fucks the hell out of my back age ✌️
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Feeling...... things......
June 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM