Zaboe
@zaboe.bsky.social
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Yes. Yes you did. That you were too incompetently stupid and illiterate isn’t an excuse.
May 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yes. Yes you did. That you were too incompetently stupid and illiterate isn’t an excuse.
So if women choose bear over man and 100 man beat gorilla transitive property states... Bear beats... Battlestar Galactica?
May 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So if women choose bear over man and 100 man beat gorilla transitive property states... Bear beats... Battlestar Galactica?
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Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.
April 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.
Two chat leaks is a lot like, hypothetically speaking, seig heil'ing twice with the first one maybe just being a little oopsie poopsie but the second one suggesting deep deep character flaws
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Two chat leaks is a lot like, hypothetically speaking, seig heil'ing twice with the first one maybe just being a little oopsie poopsie but the second one suggesting deep deep character flaws
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Let’s hope Noem’s purse did not contain her cell phone with any active Signal chats
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
Kristi Noem’s Bag, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen
The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s hope Noem’s purse did not contain her cell phone with any active Signal chats
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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Ah, here come the price controls. How befitting. 🤡
@wsj.com $GM $F $STLA
www.wsj.com/business/aut...
@wsj.com $GM $F $STLA
www.wsj.com/business/aut...
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Ah, here come the price controls. How befitting. 🤡
@wsj.com $GM $F $STLA
www.wsj.com/business/aut...
@wsj.com $GM $F $STLA
www.wsj.com/business/aut...
Wondering how those moderates are feeling that thought there wasn't that big of difference between the candidates 🤣
March 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wondering how those moderates are feeling that thought there wasn't that big of difference between the candidates 🤣
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Quitting Twitter was easier than I ever thought it would be. It’s like looking at an old apartment now.
"I want to switch over to Bluesky, but I just don't get the kind of engagement I get on Twitter."
Wow, you mean your strategy of following 18 people here and showing up once every three weeks to complain about how quiet it is hasn't paid off? Surprising!
Wow, you mean your strategy of following 18 people here and showing up once every three weeks to complain about how quiet it is hasn't paid off? Surprising!
March 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Quitting Twitter was easier than I ever thought it would be. It’s like looking at an old apartment now.
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I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.
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Oct 26: “I’ll slash prices — so fast it’ll make their heads spin”
Feb 13: “Could go up” 🤷🏻♂️
www.barrons.com/articles/tru...
Feb 13: “Could go up” 🤷🏻♂️
www.barrons.com/articles/tru...
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oct 26: “I’ll slash prices — so fast it’ll make their heads spin”
Feb 13: “Could go up” 🤷🏻♂️
www.barrons.com/articles/tru...
Feb 13: “Could go up” 🤷🏻♂️
www.barrons.com/articles/tru...
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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires all women voters to show...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
Why is guinea spelt like that?
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why is guinea spelt like that?
Weird that they're looking for them at work and schools instead of the government handout centers we've heard so much about
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Weird that they're looking for them at work and schools instead of the government handout centers we've heard so much about
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Why the fuck did we stop calling them weird.
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why the fuck did we stop calling them weird.
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Wondering if my autistic cousin has been faking it since he's never Nazi saluted me a single time ever
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wondering if my autistic cousin has been faking it since he's never Nazi saluted me a single time ever
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
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It’s so hilarious to think we’re the new adults
we don’t take shit serious, especially holidays 😂
we don’t take shit serious, especially holidays 😂
December 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
It’s so hilarious to think we’re the new adults
we don’t take shit serious, especially holidays 😂
we don’t take shit serious, especially holidays 😂
My head canon is Kendrick just really likes broccoli for breakfast and stinks like it every day
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My head canon is Kendrick just really likes broccoli for breakfast and stinks like it every day
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I’m putting together a team
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I’m putting together a team
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Pet peeve: accounts that want me to follow them back but they have no profile picture, no bio information whatsoever, no posts or comments or reposts at all... How the fuck am I supposed to know if you are a good witch or a bad witch? 😡
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Pet peeve: accounts that want me to follow them back but they have no profile picture, no bio information whatsoever, no posts or comments or reposts at all... How the fuck am I supposed to know if you are a good witch or a bad witch? 😡
Due to not seeing nearly enough #OnePiece stuff on my feed...
Ace deserved what he got (twice over) and disgraced the sacrifice of both of his families
Ace deserved what he got (twice over) and disgraced the sacrifice of both of his families
December 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Due to not seeing nearly enough #OnePiece stuff on my feed...
Ace deserved what he got (twice over) and disgraced the sacrifice of both of his families
Ace deserved what he got (twice over) and disgraced the sacrifice of both of his families