Zack Niceman, but a monster of some sort
@zackniceman.bsky.social
People call me "Righty": yes, I'm a northpaw. I was born back before the turn of the century. I'm like the internet: I'm made from a series of tubes.
Pinned
Life as an adult is filled with unpleasant tasks that we just have to power through.
I saw @mayerlewine.bsky.social last night in Suttons Bay, MI, and all I can say is wow. In addition to really enjoying the show, I was truly moved, and not exactly sure why. Maybe the admiration for independent artists out there just hustling. Plan to join the superfans I was sitting near. 👏👏👏👏
October 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I saw @mayerlewine.bsky.social last night in Suttons Bay, MI, and all I can say is wow. In addition to really enjoying the show, I was truly moved, and not exactly sure why. Maybe the admiration for independent artists out there just hustling. Plan to join the superfans I was sitting near. 👏👏👏👏
This is for DTE.
October 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This is for DTE.
This is for Consumers Energy.
October 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This is for Consumers Energy.
Please sign if applicable.
Oppose this rate hike, and demand affordable energy
Call on state leaders to reject rate hikes, and lower energy costs
action.consumerreports.org
October 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Oppose this rate hike, and demand affordable energy
Call on state leaders to reject rate hikes, and lower energy costs
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October 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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I, for one, cannot wait for the day when casual acquaintances begin to contact me, requesting that I rate and review our 30 second exchange of pleasantries.
October 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I, for one, cannot wait for the day when casual acquaintances begin to contact me, requesting that I rate and review our 30 second exchange of pleasantries.
Reposted by Zack Niceman, but a monster of some sort
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
September 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.
Reposted by Zack Niceman, but a monster of some sort
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back https://theonion.com/animal-facing-extinction-in-2003-fucks-its-way-back-1819574957/
September 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back https://theonion.com/animal-facing-extinction-in-2003-fucks-its-way-back-1819574957/
Reposted by Zack Niceman, but a monster of some sort
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
September 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
For the record, just tinkled like a motherfucker. Felt good.
September 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
For the record, just tinkled like a motherfucker. Felt good.
I just bought a mint condition, classic 50's time machine, diesel powered.
As soon as the price of fuel gets reasonable again, I'll go back and kill Baby Hitler.
As soon as the price of fuel gets reasonable again, I'll go back and kill Baby Hitler.
September 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I just bought a mint condition, classic 50's time machine, diesel powered.
As soon as the price of fuel gets reasonable again, I'll go back and kill Baby Hitler.
As soon as the price of fuel gets reasonable again, I'll go back and kill Baby Hitler.
This book tour is really going to be something.
“So many unfounded rumors have been circulating about me and my relationship to the monarchy, so I decided it was time to finally speak out.” — Princess Diana
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
LONDON—In a damning memoir filled with explosive claims about her brutal treatment by the House of Windsor, Diana, the former Princess of Wales, has at long last given the public a firsthand account o...
theonion.com
September 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
This book tour is really going to be something.
@ratboysband.bsky.social Simply cannot be more charming and appealing and captivating. Please come to Grand Rapids, only because Traverse City, MI is probably too much of an ask. Though I bet in the right venue...
September 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
@ratboysband.bsky.social Simply cannot be more charming and appealing and captivating. Please come to Grand Rapids, only because Traverse City, MI is probably too much of an ask. Though I bet in the right venue...
That Karen Carpenter was a fantastic singer. There I said it.
September 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That Karen Carpenter was a fantastic singer. There I said it.
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
They call me The Medium Bopper.
September 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They call me The Medium Bopper.
St. Vincent
Neko Case
Fugazi
B-52s
Police
REM
Bjork
Dweezil Zappa
Cowboy Junkies
Sugarcubes
Neko Case
Fugazi
B-52s
Police
REM
Bjork
Dweezil Zappa
Cowboy Junkies
Sugarcubes
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live
The Dream Syndicate
The Cramps
The Pogues
The Clash
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Gun Club
New Order
The Sugarcubes
Nirvana
Earth Kitt
The Dream Syndicate
The Cramps
The Pogues
The Clash
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Gun Club
New Order
The Sugarcubes
Nirvana
Earth Kitt
“Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live”
PJ Harvey
Gallon Drunk
Nick Cave
Sparks
Morrissey
Arab Strap
Le Tigre
Sleater-Kinney
BB King
Suede
PJ Harvey
Gallon Drunk
Nick Cave
Sparks
Morrissey
Arab Strap
Le Tigre
Sleater-Kinney
BB King
Suede
August 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
St. Vincent
Neko Case
Fugazi
B-52s
Police
REM
Bjork
Dweezil Zappa
Cowboy Junkies
Sugarcubes
Neko Case
Fugazi
B-52s
Police
REM
Bjork
Dweezil Zappa
Cowboy Junkies
Sugarcubes
Noted. They didn't demand it, so you are free to use your own judgment.
Michigan DNR encourages public to leave threatened venomous snake alone
Michigan’s Department of Natural Resources is asking the public to stop harassing the threatened eastern massasauga rattlesnake, the state's only native venomous snake.
www.michiganpublic.org
August 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Noted. They didn't demand it, so you are free to use your own judgment.
Finally finished watching the last season of Hacks.
Pretty good, but I think it would have been even better if it had a few more executive producers.
Pretty good, but I think it would have been even better if it had a few more executive producers.
August 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Finally finished watching the last season of Hacks.
Pretty good, but I think it would have been even better if it had a few more executive producers.
Pretty good, but I think it would have been even better if it had a few more executive producers.
Help if you can.
Donate to Jeff Johnson OG Jason and the Scorchers Bass, organized by Shulamith Walker
I’m Shulamith Walker and our friend Catherine Davis helped us, by settin… Shulamith Walker needs your support for Jeff Johnson OG Jason and the Scorchers Bass
gofund.me
August 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Help if you can.
I'll be honest, don't care so much for the "little girl" singing style, but JFC I fucking love the Ratboys. That lady is just doing what she does, WE ALL WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.
August 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I'll be honest, don't care so much for the "little girl" singing style, but JFC I fucking love the Ratboys. That lady is just doing what she does, WE ALL WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.
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Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine https://theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-t-shut-up-about-how-it-could-have-1827840677/
August 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine https://theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-t-shut-up-about-how-it-could-have-1827840677/
Gas leak at Prairie Home Companion.
August 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Gas leak at Prairie Home Companion.
Times are tough. I was forced to buy an AL-MOSTO knife to continue work on my various projects, rather than an X-ACTO knife like I wanted.
August 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Times are tough. I was forced to buy an AL-MOSTO knife to continue work on my various projects, rather than an X-ACTO knife like I wanted.