Steve Sanders
Steve Sanders
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We've been at war with algae for 47 years.
June 24, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
April 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2
April 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
April 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Will we change the name to Trumpezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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If you’re new to SF and are worried about the power outage, don’t be- this happens every few weeks. A superintelligence just broke containment at an AI lab and redirected all power to producing new episodes of Wings due to priorities misaligned with humanity’s again
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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LOL
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Donald Trump is the most brilliant military strategist in our nation's history, but it's completely unfair to force him into a decision about Iran when he's in the midst of rolling out his new cell phone service. Another two weeks is more than reasonable.

by Marc Thiessen
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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i brought extras and people were asking me for these at #nokings until i ran out of the one on the left and got to say “sorry i have no fucks left to give”
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Spotted on Discord. Most amusing. 😆
June 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Bronze Age Collapse fad diet where you don't get enough to eat and it weakens your body, and then raiders from the sea kill your family and steal your valuables.
June 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Seth Rogen’s Trump Jokes Are Edited Out of Awards Broadcast www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/a...
Seth Rogen’s Trump Jokes Are Edited Out of Awards Broadcast
While presenting an award at the Breakthrough Prize ceremony this month, Mr. Rogen said President Trump had “single-handedly destroyed all of American science.”
www.nytimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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stealing this from my local cafe
April 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It’s Friday! Steve’s productivity is at an all time high.
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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"your outie opts for pepperjack on his bacon, egg and cheese"
February 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Could the FBI finance itself by selling nutritional supplements to angry conservative young men? This podcaster/deputy director says yes.
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Mavka Slavka 🧜‍♀️🌻
@mavkaslavka.bsky.social 💞

It's time to discard the surprise
And begin widely opening your eyes.
Apprentice and master
Pursue your disaster
To ignore it is really unwise.
#RussiaIsATerroristState

😵‍💫🌏🌎🌍
February 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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AirBaynBay has ruined everything.
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM