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Another Sebastian
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I don’t like bad things
This Iran war just gets stupider. Feels like the whole country has “I’m with stupid” bumper sticker on their car while paying $5 a gallon for gas while the federal government pays billions to cancel wind projects.
July 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The algae and flaking paint is all BIDEN’s fault.
June 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My step brother just retired from a full career at Chevron pushing the fossil fuel industry ever forward. He is retiring in a very nice little liberal enclave full of environmentalists. I feel like he should move into a house across the street from an oil refinery.
June 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
No coal depot in Oakland. Fuck no
June 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
What do we think about people who wear shorts on the plane. On coach
June 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It’s a big day for me. I’m maxmaxxing
June 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Does anyone care what Jim Cramer says anymore. Not trying to be mean but…
June 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Grotesque Stupidity is the republican brand
June 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
George Santos is the logical choice for the next Republican presidential candidate
June 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Am i the only one that likes getting my teeth cleaned?
June 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Did @bsky.app turn into a food blog while I was away?
June 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Israel is bad. It’s just bad. Sorry not sorry. And please STFU this is not antisemitism
May 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ken Paxton can win. It’s Texas.

Also Paxton is the logical next republican presidential candidate.
May 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Vance and Rubio will run for president in ‘28. We must never let them weasel out of the fact that they were accomplices to this unholy shitshow.
May 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Is doing your wordle while pooping considered multitasking?
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
$8.6 million pounds??? I wouldn’t even pay $8.6 million dollars for that. Looks like something you’d see at a goodwill
July 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Chuck Schumer sent me a fundraising text - never. He’s part of the Dem’s problem. don’t they get it?
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
MAGA extremists out of control now murdering dem lawmakers.

It was time to be outraged a long time ago.

If not now, when?
June 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m getting sick and tired of being sick and tired
I’m sick of all the bullshit
I’m sick of all the lies

Can you name the band👆
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember before inauguration when things weren’t total chaos?
June 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wait, can the president threaten people who give money to opposition parties?
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Medicare cuts
Healthcare cuts (aca)
Cuts to all gov agencies
Balooning debt
Inflation by tariff
Dollar loses value

But hey it’s all worth it to make the oligarchs even richer
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The vague nuclear plan for Iran sounds like this Paris Accords (except - too late dumbass)
June 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Headline: “You won’t believe how many people these celeb’s have had sex with”

Me: Can we just focus on the Gaza situation? Or Ukraine? Or the climate catastrophe?

Click
June 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM