zenerzeke.bsky.social
@zenerzeke.bsky.social
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why does Sniffies have a SFW mode? nothing about Sniffies is SFW, if youre scrolling Sniffies it is the definition of NSFW
September 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
why does Sniffies have a SFW mode? nothing about Sniffies is SFW, if youre scrolling Sniffies it is the definition of NSFW
they told me a chicken fried this rice
September 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
they told me a chicken fried this rice
the heat has me wanting to shave my entire body smooth, to include my eyebrows and eyelashes.
September 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the heat has me wanting to shave my entire body smooth, to include my eyebrows and eyelashes.
I JUST BATTLED A WASP IN MY ROOM. turns out Simple Green is not just a degreaser, bur also a wasp de-lifer.
September 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I JUST BATTLED A WASP IN MY ROOM. turns out Simple Green is not just a degreaser, bur also a wasp de-lifer.
its literally too hot to use the phone. im offline struggling today.
September 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
its literally too hot to use the phone. im offline struggling today.
i just bought a slurpee and it was melted by the time i got home, around the corner, from 7-11. #fucksummer #heatwave #toohottofunction
September 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i just bought a slurpee and it was melted by the time i got home, around the corner, from 7-11. #fucksummer #heatwave #toohottofunction
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currently 88 degrees Fahrenheit in my apartment at almost 10pm i cant sleep
September 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
currently 88 degrees Fahrenheit in my apartment at almost 10pm i cant sleep
ive been edging all day AMA
September 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
ive been edging all day AMA
this Clint Eastwood song sounds like the opening to some goofy show on MTV
September 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
this Clint Eastwood song sounds like the opening to some goofy show on MTV
concept: plastic surgery on my ears but just to make them exactly the same so my earbuds fit perfectly without moving.
September 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
concept: plastic surgery on my ears but just to make them exactly the same so my earbuds fit perfectly without moving.
it smells like cock in here
September 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
it smells like cock in here
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honestly offended that i have any dialect in common with panhandle florida. they are an entirely different species as far as im concerned.
September 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
honestly offended that i have any dialect in common with panhandle florida. they are an entirely different species as far as im concerned.
another one of these "trends" that seems like phishing for personal info. but heres #mydialect, its pretty close.
September 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
another one of these "trends" that seems like phishing for personal info. but heres #mydialect, its pretty close.
there are some beautiful naked men on my feed and all I gotta say to all of you is...... bukkake? 👉👈💦
September 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
there are some beautiful naked men on my feed and all I gotta say to all of you is...... bukkake? 👉👈💦
need a man with a dick like a (12 FL OZ) Red Bull.
September 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
need a man with a dick like a (12 FL OZ) Red Bull.
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September 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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September 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
i really wanna learn how to paint well because sometimes just a sketch doesnt quite do it.
September 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
i really wanna learn how to paint well because sometimes just a sketch doesnt quite do it.
Ariana Grande as lead vocalist of a metal band.
August 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Ariana Grande as lead vocalist of a metal band.
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felt cute, might phase out of existence
August 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
felt cute, might phase out of existence
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i need to get to Canada before the US goes full dictatorship. fully intent on finding a random to marry for my visa to stay.
August 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i need to get to Canada before the US goes full dictatorship. fully intent on finding a random to marry for my visa to stay.