Mr. Blutarsky0.0
@zeroblutarsky.bsky.social
Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.
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Depression is like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. You try to brush it off and get back to your life. Say, "Hey, it's been great and all, but..." and it's all like, "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!" Also the bunny thing. That happens too.
So, the guy responsible for an attack that killed my friend Shawn is now the deputy prime minister of Iraq. apnews.com/article/iraq...
Iraq parliament fills Cabinet posts, naming a US-sanctioned deputy prime minister
Iraq's parliament has appointed ministers to vacant Cabinet posts, including a deputy prime minister under U.S. sanctions.
apnews.com
October 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
So, the guy responsible for an attack that killed my friend Shawn is now the deputy prime minister of Iraq. apnews.com/article/iraq...
or Lambada: The Forbidden Dance for Tax Purposes
October 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
or Lambada: The Forbidden Dance for Tax Purposes
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors for Tax Purposes
October 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors for Tax Purposes
Recovering the Satellites was released 30 years ago. I'm going to go watch my bones age into dust now
October 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Recovering the Satellites was released 30 years ago. I'm going to go watch my bones age into dust now
In 7th grade detention, the teacher played the Top Gun and Footloose soundtracks on repeat. Both were older releases at that point. I can safely say that being forced to repeatedly listen to "Let's Hear it for the Boy" did not result in us being any more well-behaved.
October 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
In 7th grade detention, the teacher played the Top Gun and Footloose soundtracks on repeat. Both were older releases at that point. I can safely say that being forced to repeatedly listen to "Let's Hear it for the Boy" did not result in us being any more well-behaved.
Crooks depend on you being too dumb to know what they're up to. So maybe try to be a little smarter for your own sake, despite what some crook tells you to do.
October 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Crooks depend on you being too dumb to know what they're up to. So maybe try to be a little smarter for your own sake, despite what some crook tells you to do.
When there was one set of footprints, that was when I said, "Not my circus, not my monkeys," and removed myself from that whole mess.
October 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
When there was one set of footprints, that was when I said, "Not my circus, not my monkeys," and removed myself from that whole mess.
First night of turning on the fire for the fall-winter
October 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
First night of turning on the fire for the fall-winter
In discussing The Guns of Navarone, as often happens, I discovered that it's currently on Netflix. Great "pulling a team of people with very particular skills together to execute a mission" movie. And it's WWII.
October 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
In discussing The Guns of Navarone, as often happens, I discovered that it's currently on Netflix. Great "pulling a team of people with very particular skills together to execute a mission" movie. And it's WWII.
Guys, do NOT let Cookie Monster eat cookies in your bed. smh
October 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Guys, do NOT let Cookie Monster eat cookies in your bed. smh
Some asshole ate the plums I had in the icebox!
October 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Some asshole ate the plums I had in the icebox!
Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
October 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
Also angry and confused.
October 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also angry and confused.
"The heart of the internet"
October 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"The heart of the internet"
Kool Aid Man should've done some roid rage PSAs or something.
October 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Kool Aid Man should've done some roid rage PSAs or something.
If you live through an execution, you should get a real-life Get Out of Jail Free card. You should get to go on your own personal Purge, consequence-free.
October 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
If you live through an execution, you should get a real-life Get Out of Jail Free card. You should get to go on your own personal Purge, consequence-free.
When I said I was starting a ghost kitchen I meant I was putting ghosts to work cooking and cleaning in the kitchen.
October 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
When I said I was starting a ghost kitchen I meant I was putting ghosts to work cooking and cleaning in the kitchen.
This is a candy corn truther account. Any candy corn scorn (heh) will be met with... uh... like, a mighty "harrumph", or a "how dare you."
October 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This is a candy corn truther account. Any candy corn scorn (heh) will be met with... uh... like, a mighty "harrumph", or a "how dare you."
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Oceania has always had gas above $5/gallon.
October 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oceania has always had gas above $5/gallon.
"Do you want me to close the window?"
- Yes
"Yes, please?"
-(*points) That
- Yes
"Yes, please?"
-(*points) That
October 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"Do you want me to close the window?"
- Yes
"Yes, please?"
-(*points) That
- Yes
"Yes, please?"
-(*points) That
Sesame Street taught me that every neighborhood has a grouch, and I intend to fill that role for our neighborhood.
I also happen to live in a garbage can, but that is just a coincidence.
I also happen to live in a garbage can, but that is just a coincidence.
October 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Sesame Street taught me that every neighborhood has a grouch, and I intend to fill that role for our neighborhood.
I also happen to live in a garbage can, but that is just a coincidence.
I also happen to live in a garbage can, but that is just a coincidence.
Oceania has always had gas above $5/gallon.
October 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oceania has always had gas above $5/gallon.
Looking back now, letting a bunch of 13-year-old knuckkeheads access power tools in Shop class, with minimal supervision, was a recipe for disaster. How none of us ended up maimed is a miracle.
October 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Looking back now, letting a bunch of 13-year-old knuckkeheads access power tools in Shop class, with minimal supervision, was a recipe for disaster. How none of us ended up maimed is a miracle.
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An attractive young woman dies. She is removed from the mortal coil. No longer among the living. Then, circumstances allow her to return in spectral form. And she uses this opportunity to... perform orally on Dan Akroyd? I don't think so. I call bullshit.
September 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
An attractive young woman dies. She is removed from the mortal coil. No longer among the living. Then, circumstances allow her to return in spectral form. And she uses this opportunity to... perform orally on Dan Akroyd? I don't think so. I call bullshit.