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zeroemerald.bsky.social
ADAM
@zeroemerald.bsky.social
I've been given no resources.
September 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"The World Heist returns to McDonalds with breakfast items for the very first time, including the Chicken & Egg McMuffin"

This feels perverse??
September 21, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Glad to see they've got their jeans on
September 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Hahaha I finally found it! It was for the Party Animals competition that allowed AI before it was hit with massive backlash and closed down. I hope whoever is running the Ed Sheeran tour comp has had to see this submission a lot.
September 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Stepping it up to twice a day now, huh?
September 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Just noticed that the PlayStation app icon has turned yellow. Oh dear oh dear how awkward
September 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Really milking it, lads
September 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Ohhh yeah I'm in (as usual), apparently they have an SCP Foundation based one for next year.
September 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'm howling at having a green line to guide you along the blue line hahaha
September 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
So they're half arsing the physical release for FF7RR, 1 disc and a big ass download, game can't be played straight from the disc install and they can't be bothered to do 2-3 discs to fit all the base data in one release. Don't fucking bother if you aren't going to do it properly. Utterly useless.
September 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Imagine a lorry going 80mph suddenly jackknifed
September 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Without saying your age, share your favourite film that came out when you were 20.
September 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Whoever is in charge of casting at cbeebies:
September 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
On my way to visit my dad in hospital the other day, I saw one of these parked up.

I wonder if they have a complex? 🤔
September 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
August 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
August 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The first caller to ring in and say to me "Jarse! You're a
August 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Me, at this time of the month.
August 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Every lager beer is "premium" these days. Give me a "cheap piss" quality lager beer for a change!
August 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
No, YouTube, I have never heard of Facebook or.. YouTube.
August 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
AWW HELL NAW
August 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
August 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I'm not 44 yet, but I definitely knew a long time ago that I would be. Unless something suddenly changes in the next few years.
August 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
We need better ventilation in retail spaces, in this extreme heat. I approached these tinned peas from the wrong angle and my mind went places.
August 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
And it's supposed to be worse tomorrow??
August 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM