Ryan
@zerohacker.bsky.social
the procedure was a complete success.
youtube dot com is probably the best website. i love watching a three hour video essay about the cultural ramifications of the torture porn film boom followed by future islands performing "seasons (waiting on you)" on letterman
March 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
youtube dot com is probably the best website. i love watching a three hour video essay about the cultural ramifications of the torture porn film boom followed by future islands performing "seasons (waiting on you)" on letterman
youtube comments are the last true unfiltered form of expression. someone will comment "I lost my niece" and it's a live video of genesis playing abacab
March 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
youtube comments are the last true unfiltered form of expression. someone will comment "I lost my niece" and it's a live video of genesis playing abacab
commenting "who's still here in 2026???" on a 9/11 video
March 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
commenting "who's still here in 2026???" on a 9/11 video
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The two styles of popular modern metal are “European people being embarrassing” and “energy drink metalcore made by the computer”
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The two styles of popular modern metal are “European people being embarrassing” and “energy drink metalcore made by the computer”
"you didn't need to understand what he's saying to understand his message" i've been saying this for years about converge but no one's letting them play the super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
"you didn't need to understand what he's saying to understand his message" i've been saying this for years about converge but no one's letting them play the super bowl
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convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
convinced protein is some kind of psyop at this point. not sure why or what they’re trying to do to us. I’ll get back to you when I blow the lid off this thing
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DEX the assassin thief
(Pet commission)
(Pet commission)
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
DEX the assassin thief
(Pet commission)
(Pet commission)
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eraserhead to spite her face
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
eraserhead to spite her face
this is a rhea seehorn stan account
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this is a rhea seehorn stan account
i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i feel bad that every girlfriend at this minus the bear show has to have the line 6 dl4 pedal explained to them by their boyfriends
misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
misery but its me holding rivers cuomo hostage forcing him to write pinkerton again
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Oil City PA, infrared
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oil City PA, infrared
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
Sony A7iv w/ ir mod
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Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.
my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
August 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my favorite part of finishing a show or game or movie is that it means I can go on red bubble dot com and order more stickers
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wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
wow. i guess it goes to show that no matter how healthy someone looks, you just dont know what hidden health issues might be lurking right below the surface. tomorrow is never promised
they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
they originally wanted to cast me as truman in the truman show but the director was like this kid jacks off too much to show him 24/7
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can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
can you imagine how bad this storm could have been if pittsburgh had had a jurassic park
girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard
April 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
girl are your stewart copeland cuz those are the strangest accents i've ever heard