field reports say your sad wet son did everything wrong

good rainy day activity, stunting on tourists, avoiding the crowd that thing will bring. plus i like walking through central park in the rain and pretending i'm the lonely artsy protagonist in a charming indie about new york

at the very least, you can always have a romantic day with yourself

...to make him even bigger? seems an unnecessary production expense when he is already the Largest Man

*as though trying to recall if i've seen it on a cooking show* ...does vitamix make a centrifuge

1 thing about being sick in Xtreme!merica compared to europe, our OTC pharmaceuticals will rocket you into the stratosphere compared to an herbal pastille or whatever.

yes! ok! we have an opioid crisis! but! they don't have weapons grade NYQUIL. put YOURSELF into a medical coma! the american way!

could the people possibly just want to watch brits make cake? YES. "not complicated enough" is the devil on your shoulder, producers. this isn't project runway with yeast. *slaps hands away* now show me a deadpan narrated backstory clip that creates more questions than answers before MORE CAKES

glad we're starting basic before going what appears to be completely off the rails. every time they break formula I'm like, we needn't do all this, your audience is not here for innovation. we're here to watch med students & retirees with various accents have mental breakdowns over cake decoration!