Ziggy Excelsior
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clocking in for my shift at Adobe. i'm under a lot of fire because last quarter I didn't do a good enough job of making everything shittier, so I'm "locking in" this month. Just introduced a new "agent" (??). also you need to log in to open a PDF now. gonna save my job. crunch time
September 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
clocking in for my shift at Adobe. i'm under a lot of fire because last quarter I didn't do a good enough job of making everything shittier, so I'm "locking in" this month. Just introduced a new "agent" (??). also you need to log in to open a PDF now. gonna save my job. crunch time
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Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
August 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
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RIP to a legend
August 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
RIP to a legend
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first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
August 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
The two types of birthday cards for dads are "I can't believe your wrinkly ass is still alive" and "play some more golf you drunk cocksucker," so as long as you enjoy saying one of those things to your dad they've got you covered
August 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The two types of birthday cards for dads are "I can't believe your wrinkly ass is still alive" and "play some more golf you drunk cocksucker," so as long as you enjoy saying one of those things to your dad they've got you covered
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair
operator: ah interesting! very cool
me: what is
operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both–
me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner
me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair
operator: ah interesting! very cool
me: what is
operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both–
me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner
August 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair
operator: ah interesting! very cool
me: what is
operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both–
me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner
me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair
operator: ah interesting! very cool
me: what is
operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both–
me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner
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Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
August 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
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i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…”
August 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…”
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Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack https://theonion.com/rogue-ai-agent-autonomously-carries-out-cyberattack/
July 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack https://theonion.com/rogue-ai-agent-autonomously-carries-out-cyberattack/
Only one right answer to this one
It’s Stanley Kubrick’s birthday today, what is YOUR favorite Kubrick classic? 🎥
July 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Only one right answer to this one
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It’s Stanley Kubrick’s birthday today, what is YOUR favorite Kubrick classic? 🎥
July 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It’s Stanley Kubrick’s birthday today, what is YOUR favorite Kubrick classic? 🎥
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Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs.
July 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs.
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1. In major news, the Ohio Dem Party has banned the Progressive Caucus from criticizing candidate for Gov. Amy Acton's transphobia.
It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them.
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It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them.
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Ohio Dem Party Has Banned Criticism Of Gov. Candidate Amy Acton Calling Trans Girls “Boys”
The Progressive Caucus says it was forced to take down its post.
www.erininthemorning.com
July 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
1. In major news, the Ohio Dem Party has banned the Progressive Caucus from criticizing candidate for Gov. Amy Acton's transphobia.
It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
July 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE:
thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
July 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE:
thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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just a heads up: you dont get access like this without giving something up. the administration wants images of big powerful american jets doing stuff and @cnn.com is serving up precisely what they want.
signed,
guy who remembers both iraq wars
signed,
guy who remembers both iraq wars
July 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
just a heads up: you dont get access like this without giving something up. the administration wants images of big powerful american jets doing stuff and @cnn.com is serving up precisely what they want.
signed,
guy who remembers both iraq wars
signed,
guy who remembers both iraq wars
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The son of the man shot and killed by ICE:
I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.
I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.
July 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The son of the man shot and killed by ICE:
I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.
I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.
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Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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At the end of the video you can hear someone say, “I’ve just been waiting for something like that to happen.”
The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
July 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
At the end of the video you can hear someone say, “I’ve just been waiting for something like that to happen.”
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you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
June 24, 2026 at 11:05 AM
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
Delaying the violent workplace uprising today because my pc wallpaper is a soothing picture of a sunset
June 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Delaying the violent workplace uprising today because my pc wallpaper is a soothing picture of a sunset