zwampy
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give me a minute okay I'm very abusy (mario) (nintendo) (video game) (catholic church)
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October 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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しまった……このシャツ着てるべきだったじゃん……今着なくていつ着るんだ……
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
しまった……このシャツ着てるべきだったじゃん……今着なくていつ着るんだ……
When everything is okay because of if friends ship :-)
October 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
When everything is okay because of if friends ship :-)
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This tweet has been bodying me. Every time I read it I devolve into a laughing fit. More American males now wear bracelets!! than eat stew!!!
October 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This tweet has been bodying me. Every time I read it I devolve into a laughing fit. More American males now wear bracelets!! than eat stew!!!
Going out out when you feel bad like I hope nobody's there and they don't play music and nobody talks to me
October 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Going out out when you feel bad like I hope nobody's there and they don't play music and nobody talks to me
Every recipe that uses bonito flakes thinks I'm rich as all fuck lmao
October 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Every recipe that uses bonito flakes thinks I'm rich as all fuck lmao
This happens to me like all the time and I can't always have headphones on or whatever sometimes you're in company and sometimes you can't ask to change the channel/turn it off 💀
October 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This happens to me like all the time and I can't always have headphones on or whatever sometimes you're in company and sometimes you can't ask to change the channel/turn it off 💀
Sitting politely in a public space/someone else's house and being subjected to TV news and trying hard as possible not to listen to it because you will take 100 psychic damage every ten seconds
October 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Sitting politely in a public space/someone else's house and being subjected to TV news and trying hard as possible not to listen to it because you will take 100 psychic damage every ten seconds
Thank you to all nicey drivers that let me pass :^)
KILL you too all MEANY drivers who try to HIT me with their huge cars
KILL you too all MEANY drivers who try to HIT me with their huge cars
October 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Thank you to all nicey drivers that let me pass :^)
KILL you too all MEANY drivers who try to HIT me with their huge cars
KILL you too all MEANY drivers who try to HIT me with their huge cars
Is there a German word for seeing a cute dog in public and then noticing its nails REALLY need trimmed
October 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Is there a German word for seeing a cute dog in public and then noticing its nails REALLY need trimmed
Does anyone know how to stop letting being poor ruin your daily life. There simply must be a way...
October 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Does anyone know how to stop letting being poor ruin your daily life. There simply must be a way...
I want to be an oblivion NPC so bad hire me for real life oblivion park
October 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I want to be an oblivion NPC so bad hire me for real life oblivion park
How did aronofsky make black swan and then 12 years later the whale. What happened there.
October 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
How did aronofsky make black swan and then 12 years later the whale. What happened there.
Marx help me I can't go to the shows etc I'm trying I'm trying
October 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Marx help me I can't go to the shows etc I'm trying I'm trying
I NEED TO TRAVEL OR WILL BLEED INSIDE OUT!!
October 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I NEED TO TRAVEL OR WILL BLEED INSIDE OUT!!
Woke up at 4am for some reason. Let's lie awake and think about how some people's lives are literally, objectively better than yours. 🦧
October 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Woke up at 4am for some reason. Let's lie awake and think about how some people's lives are literally, objectively better than yours. 🦧
At the point of looking at giant tubs of candy. Like look at that tub of gummy snakes. I could buy that. I can't afford a car but like I could buy that.
September 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
At the point of looking at giant tubs of candy. Like look at that tub of gummy snakes. I could buy that. I can't afford a car but like I could buy that.
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FRUIT FLIES LEAVE ME ALONEE!!!!!
September 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
FRUIT FLIES LEAVE ME ALONEE!!!!!