May 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE CBOT!
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE CBOT!
On the banks website chatbot.
CBot: how can I help you today?
Me: Advisor ya cunt.
CBot: you wish to speak to an adviser?
Me: yes cunt
CBot: no need to be abusive
Me: oh sorry are you a human, I just assumed you were AI?
CBot: no I’m AI
Me: WELL GET ME A FUCKING ADVISOR YOU ROBOT CUNT!
CBot: how can I help you today?
Me: Advisor ya cunt.
CBot: you wish to speak to an adviser?
Me: yes cunt
CBot: no need to be abusive
Me: oh sorry are you a human, I just assumed you were AI?
CBot: no I’m AI
Me: WELL GET ME A FUCKING ADVISOR YOU ROBOT CUNT!
June 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
On the banks website chatbot.
CBot: how can I help you today?
Me: Advisor ya cunt.
CBot: you wish to speak to an adviser?
Me: yes cunt
CBot: no need to be abusive
Me: oh sorry are you a human, I just assumed you were AI?
CBot: no I’m AI
Me: WELL GET ME A FUCKING ADVISOR YOU ROBOT CUNT!
CBot: how can I help you today?
Me: Advisor ya cunt.
CBot: you wish to speak to an adviser?
Me: yes cunt
CBot: no need to be abusive
Me: oh sorry are you a human, I just assumed you were AI?
CBot: no I’m AI
Me: WELL GET ME A FUCKING ADVISOR YOU ROBOT CUNT!
May 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
And it has a cool model of the CBOT building
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And it has a cool model of the CBOT building
In case anyone is wondering why Trump is going after Canada and Mexico much more than China, the answer is very simple:
Elon Musk is in charge, and he makes his cars in China, while his competitors use auto parts made in Canada and Mexico.
Elon Musk is in charge, and he makes his cars in China, while his competitors use auto parts made in Canada and Mexico.
February 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.”
March 23, 2026 at 11:22 AM
“We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.”
USER: “Chatbot?"
CBOT: “Yes?"
USER: “Why is there a 500 pound box of chocolate on my doorstep?"
CBOT: “You seemed a little sad the last time we talked..."
CBOT: “Yes?"
USER: “Why is there a 500 pound box of chocolate on my doorstep?"
CBOT: “You seemed a little sad the last time we talked..."
June 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
USER: “Chatbot?"
CBOT: “Yes?"
USER: “Why is there a 500 pound box of chocolate on my doorstep?"
CBOT: “You seemed a little sad the last time we talked..."
CBOT: “Yes?"
USER: “Why is there a 500 pound box of chocolate on my doorstep?"
CBOT: “You seemed a little sad the last time we talked..."
Funds’ CBOT corn and wheat views moving out-of-bounds, again: Braun reut.rs/4jWeYUa
Funds’ CBOT corn and wheat views moving out-of-bounds, again: Braun
Chicago wheat futures hit contract lows last week, reflective of speculators’ long-standing bearish position on the grain.
reut.rs
May 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Funds’ CBOT corn and wheat views moving out-of-bounds, again: Braun reut.rs/4jWeYUa
Andreas Gursky, Chicago, Board of Trade II (1999)
July 3, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Andreas Gursky, Chicago, Board of Trade II (1999)
LaSalle street, CBOT, Ceres all the way.
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
LaSalle street, CBOT, Ceres all the way.
aunt made an oh so quirky image gen of what """"her cbot thinks their working relationship is like""" and then went "kyle better ignore this message"
how about you stop supporting an actual dogshit bottom feeder industry
how about you stop supporting an actual dogshit bottom feeder industry
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
aunt made an oh so quirky image gen of what """"her cbot thinks their working relationship is like""" and then went "kyle better ignore this message"
how about you stop supporting an actual dogshit bottom feeder industry
how about you stop supporting an actual dogshit bottom feeder industry
Fully expecting another Trump caused bloodbath today
Dow futures down 937 right now
E-mini Dow Jones Industrial Average Index Futures
CBOT: YMW00
39,839.00 USD −937.00 (2.30%)
New branch of economics - moronomics
Dow futures down 937 right now
E-mini Dow Jones Industrial Average Index Futures
CBOT: YMW00
39,839.00 USD −937.00 (2.30%)
New branch of economics - moronomics
April 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fully expecting another Trump caused bloodbath today
Dow futures down 937 right now
E-mini Dow Jones Industrial Average Index Futures
CBOT: YMW00
39,839.00 USD −937.00 (2.30%)
New branch of economics - moronomics
Dow futures down 937 right now
E-mini Dow Jones Industrial Average Index Futures
CBOT: YMW00
39,839.00 USD −937.00 (2.30%)
New branch of economics - moronomics
The old safety deposit boxes in the #safe in the #basement of the #Chicago Board of Trade building. #photography #sony #a7r4 #niftyfifty #cbot #openhousechicago #staygold
January 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The old safety deposit boxes in the #safe in the #basement of the #Chicago Board of Trade building. #photography #sony #a7r4 #niftyfifty #cbot #openhousechicago #staygold
Kentucky Distillers' Association warns of 'far-reaching consequences' of retaliatory tariffs
Canada is boycotting Kentucky bourbon now. Even if Trump’s tariffs are removed tomorrow, his insults toward Canada will last much much longer
Canada is boycotting Kentucky bourbon now. Even if Trump’s tariffs are removed tomorrow, his insults toward Canada will last much much longer
Kentucky Distillers' Association warns of 'far-reaching consequences' of retaliatory tariffs
The state's bourbon industry is in Canada's crosshairs, with reports showing Canadian stores already pulling American spirits off the shelves in response to the tariffs.
www.wdrb.com
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I worked in the bond room at the CBOT and I can assure you, at that time, there was nothing more exciting on the planet.
September 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I worked in the bond room at the CBOT and I can assure you, at that time, there was nothing more exciting on the planet.
Have a wonderful Monday.
April 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Have a wonderful Monday.
Funds might be short CBOT corn heading into Monday's data dump: Braun reut.rs/42U0jDp
Funds might be short CBOT corn heading into Monday's data dump: Braun
When it comes to Chicago corn futures, speculators typically hold on to heavily bullish corn bets for an extended period. Ditching them after just a few months is unusual.
reut.rs
May 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Funds might be short CBOT corn heading into Monday's data dump: Braun reut.rs/42U0jDp
W Jackson Blvd & S LaSalle St in Chicago. Beautiful view which has been the backdrop for many movie scenes.
The building at center is the Chicago Board of Trade. I worked for CBOT from 95-98!
The building at center is the Chicago Board of Trade. I worked for CBOT from 95-98!
April 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
W Jackson Blvd & S LaSalle St in Chicago. Beautiful view which has been the backdrop for many movie scenes.
The building at center is the Chicago Board of Trade. I worked for CBOT from 95-98!
The building at center is the Chicago Board of Trade. I worked for CBOT from 95-98!
Funds get short CBOT corn but ink record bullish oilshare bets: Braun reut.rs/3SF93qS
Funds get short CBOT corn but ink record bullish oilshare bets: Braun
Speculators sold significantly more Chicago corn than expected last week, establishing their first bearish stance on the yellow grain in nearly seven months.
reut.rs
May 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Funds get short CBOT corn but ink record bullish oilshare bets: Braun reut.rs/3SF93qS
It's going to be a fun day
March 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's going to be a fun day