#$JD
Why so quiet, JD?
July 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Great work as always, JD.
May 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
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January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We’re waiting, JD.
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party
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December 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Where is JD Vance?
They look for all the world like 4 year olds on their first outing to McDonald's
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Why were you searching for "woman" and "dolphin", JD?
February 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
August 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
JD Vance calls for Trump to be imprisoned
JD Vance: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"
August 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
JD Vanished, amirite?
December 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Right, JD.
How dare her!! 🧐🤨

"When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."
March 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Where did JD Vance go?
Does Vance get to hang out with Trump too at some point or would he just be Elon’s 3rd wheel?
November 20, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Looks like the regime has put JD in charge of bullshit.
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
JD is being really quiet huh
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
jd vance negotiating with Iran
April 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Cartoon by JD Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social
March 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM