My dad used to say to me 'Pints, gallons, litres' – which, I think, speaks volumes.
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?
April 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The Phantom Menace didn’t have ENOUGH bureaucracy bsky.app/profile/ofal...
I recut The Phantom Menace so it’s just the really cool trade dispute/taxation/politics bits.
May 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The Phantom Menace didn’t have ENOUGH bureaucracy bsky.app/profile/ofal...
Rich Hall nailed Tom Cruise
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Rich Hall - The Tom Cruise Sketch
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March 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Rich Hall nailed Tom Cruise
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In 1979 I went to an early Specials gig and I got hit on the head when they were throwing demo cassettes into the crowd. I’ve still got the ska to prove it.
April 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Grateful Dead "Scarlet Begonias" 6 21 89
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June 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Favourite one I’ve written this week bsky.app/profile/ofal...
How do you make a cat stand completely still?
Press paws.
Press paws.
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Favourite one I’ve written this week bsky.app/profile/ofal...
This is a Russian sleeper cell awakening in the Ofal Office.
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is a Russian sleeper cell awakening in the Ofal Office.
Bore da, Bert …
Cymerwch ofal mas na 💦
Cymerwch ofal mas na 💦
November 23, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Bore da, Bert …
Cymerwch ofal mas na 💦
Cymerwch ofal mas na 💦
In 1979 I went to an early Specials gig and I got hit on the head when they were throwing demo cassettes into the crowd. I’ve still got the ska to prove it.
April 24, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Off to think of some more books.. but in the meantime enjoy a poem from @ofalafel.bsky.social's new book that popped up on my feed recently (which I personally enjoyed as a lover of squeaky cheese). bsky.app/profile/ofal...
As it’s #NationalPoetryDay here’s one of my favourites from my joke book
October 2, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Off to think of some more books.. but in the meantime enjoy a poem from @ofalafel.bsky.social's new book that popped up on my feed recently (which I personally enjoyed as a lover of squeaky cheese). bsky.app/profile/ofal...
Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!
March 23, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!
I take it you've seen the version where it's been translated to make more sense?
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Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I take it you've seen the version where it's been translated to make more sense?
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July 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda iach i chi i gyd. Cymerwch ofal. Edrychwch ar ol eich hunan ond ceisiwch newid y byd.
Happy, healthy New Year. Be kind and be radical in 2025 and look after yourselves.
Happy, healthy New Year. Be kind and be radical in 2025 and look after yourselves.
December 31, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda iach i chi i gyd. Cymerwch ofal. Edrychwch ar ol eich hunan ond ceisiwch newid y byd.
Happy, healthy New Year. Be kind and be radical in 2025 and look after yourselves.
Happy, healthy New Year. Be kind and be radical in 2025 and look after yourselves.
What a fkn crybaby he is! I thought we in Britain were delusional when we voted for Boris, but what kind of moron votes for this pile discarded ofal in a sausage skin.... FOR A SECOND TIME!
January 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What a fkn crybaby he is! I thought we in Britain were delusional when we voted for Boris, but what kind of moron votes for this pile discarded ofal in a sausage skin.... FOR A SECOND TIME!
[note: this joke is a spin-off of @ofalafel.bsky.social’s funnier joke, but targeted at a north-east England audience]
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July 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
[note: this joke is a spin-off of @ofalafel.bsky.social’s funnier joke, but targeted at a north-east England audience]
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Lord Ofal of 6 boats 5 houses n 4 cars getting his are handed to him by Dr Q Manivannan
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June 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Lord Ofal of 6 boats 5 houses n 4 cars getting his are handed to him by Dr Q Manivannan
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Muppets are beloved. He's a lump of discarded ofal.
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Muppets are beloved. He's a lump of discarded ofal.