Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
Please open a book
Alina Habba: "There's a separation of powers for a reason. The executive branch is the ultimate authority on federal issues."
February 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please open a book
Research shows that LGBTQ+ inclusion can drive economic activity. Open For Business’ latest report shows the economic case for LGBTQ+ Inclusion in Poland: open-for-business.org/poland
Poland — Open for Business
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February 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Research shows that LGBTQ+ inclusion can drive economic activity. Open For Business’ latest report shows the economic case for LGBTQ+ Inclusion in Poland: open-for-business.org/poland
applications open tomorrow
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
applications open tomorrow
The open racism you guys have emboldened, megyn
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The open racism you guys have emboldened, megyn
Iran won’t close the Strait
Iran better open the Strait
Iran has 2 days to open the Strait
Iran has a week to open the Strait
NATO, open the Strait
I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened
I don’t care about the Strait
No ceasefire till Strait is open
Iran better open the Strait
Iran has 2 days to open the Strait
Iran has a week to open the Strait
NATO, open the Strait
I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened
I don’t care about the Strait
No ceasefire till Strait is open
April 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Iran won’t close the Strait
Iran better open the Strait
Iran has 2 days to open the Strait
Iran has a week to open the Strait
NATO, open the Strait
I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened
I don’t care about the Strait
No ceasefire till Strait is open
Iran better open the Strait
Iran has 2 days to open the Strait
Iran has a week to open the Strait
NATO, open the Strait
I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened
I don’t care about the Strait
No ceasefire till Strait is open
We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.
Art of the deal, baby.
Art of the deal, baby.
April 11, 2026 at 10:07 AM
We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.
Art of the deal, baby.
Art of the deal, baby.
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
Open-air corruption. They’re just flaunting it.
January 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Open-air corruption. They’re just flaunting it.
Polls are open until 7 PM!
March 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Polls are open until 7 PM!
So relaxed his mouth just falls open…
September 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
So relaxed his mouth just falls open…
this means it is not open for transit
March 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
this means it is not open for transit
My open letter to David Ellison newsletters.democracydocket.com/my-open-/let...
My open letter to David Ellison
newsletters.democracydocket.com
August 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My open letter to David Ellison newsletters.democracydocket.com/my-open-/let...
We love links because we love the open web
It is so incredibly nice to have a social platform that values links again - a breath of fresh air in the poisoned ecosystem of the creator economy
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
We love links because we love the open web
September 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The old playbook is open again.
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The old playbook is open again.
"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"
April 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Open the window, Janice, bit of a situation here"
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump gets booed at the US Open today.
September 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Trump gets booed at the US Open today.
They want to open the Strait, which is open, which we reject.
September 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
They want to open the Strait, which is open, which we reject.
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM