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there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch
nycsouthpaw.bsky.social southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · Apr 23
A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
Tricia McLaughlin & @TriciaOhio 0... The narrative being pushed about Jose Hermosillo is false. On April 8, Hermosillo approached Border Patrol in Tucson and stated he had entered the U.S. illegally through Nogales. He said he wanted to turn himself in and completed a sworn statement identifying as a Mexican citizen who had entered unlawfully. He was processed and appeared in court on April 11. Afterward, he was held by the U.S. Marshals in Florence, AZ. A few days later, his family presented documents showing U.S. citizenship. The charges were dismissed, and he was released to his family. This arrest was the direct result of Hermosillo's own actions and statements. In an interview with Popular Information, his first with any media outlet, Hermosillo said DHS'. 's account was false. According to Hermosillo, he was visiting his girlfriend's family in Tucson from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Several hours before his arrest, Hermosillo was transported to a hospital in Tucson by ambulance after suffering from a seizure. He has a New Mexico state ID, but did not take it with him during the medical emergency. After being released from the hospital following treatment, Hermosillo did not know how to return to where he was staying. He approached the Border Patrol officer because he was looking for someone to help him. "I saw a car, and I askled] him for help," Hermosillo said. He told the officer that he was staying in Tucson. "You" re not from here. Do you have your papers?" the officer said, according to Hermosillo. When the officer asked where he was from, Hermosillo said he told the officer, "New Mexico." The officer then accused Hermosillo of lying. "Don't make me lout] like [I'm] stupid," the officer said. "I know you're from Mexico." After that, Hermosillo said, he was arrested. Hermosillo said that he never told the officer that he was born in Mexico, was a citizen of Mexico, or entered the country illegally. And he would not have said those things because they are not true. He signed the transcript released by DHS because the officer ordered him to "sign everything." But Hermosillo did not read it, because he cannot read. According to Hermosillo's girlfriend, Grace Hernandez, Hermosillo has learning disabilities and can only write his name. Hermosillo said he did not graduate from high school and dropped out after the 10th grade. The officer also signed the document, which said Hermosillo "read" the document or had it read to him. But Hermosillo said no one read him the document. Other documents created by the officer have inaccuracies. For example, the criminal complaint says that Hermosillo was detained "at or near Nogales, Arizona." But Hermosillo was detained in Tuscon, which is more than 70 miles from Nogales. John Mennell, a spokesperson for the U.S. Border Patrol, said that it was an "unintentional" error. Hermosillo said he was detained with about 15 other men in a cell at the Florence Correctional Center. He was served only cold food. He said he contracted the flu because "they have it cold in there and everybody's getting sick." Hermosillo said he requested medicine but was not provided with any.
April 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
nothoodlum.bsky.social
I’d rather have root canal than watch his state of the union.
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
blueheartedly1.bsky.social
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction. 👇
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
cwebbonline.com
Root rot…
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
theonion.com
Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
April 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
patiomensch.bsky.social
Who was the first genius who said, “Put that ice cream and root beer together”? #NotSponsored
Root beer float in front of a big bottle of A&W root beer
June 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
roddlyyours.bsky.social
Globe and Mail cartoon
Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
evienyx7.bsky.social
Drinking homemade root beer out of a Waterford crystal wine glass because I'm fancy
Root beer in Waterford crystal glass
September 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
doodlebrink.bsky.social
#uglytober 11 rude root
The root says fuck you
October 11, 2024 at 8:10 AM
gnarlyghost.bsky.social
Root Market
August 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
marisakabas.bsky.social
root, root root for the home team 🎶
the diamond at yankee stadium
June 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
jamies.page
the root of suffering is Advertisements
September 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
caglecats.bsky.social
Graduated baby photo shoot! Root Beer is so stinking photogenic lol
September 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
finchfrii.bsky.social
I can’t help but to root for Wemby
kerithburke.bsky.social Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · Apr 29
Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.”

This is amazing.
"Wemby's too emotional." "Wemby should stop crying." "Wemby's gay." Can we stop with the tired old clichés that treat emotions as a weakness, either in sports or in life in general? I asked Wemby about why that is. Here's his response: "That's a tough question. I think it's first and foremost a fear of judgment. Like this feeling that you have to act a certain way, social codes, I guess. Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions."
April 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
nancycomics.bsky.social
BOY, DO I LOVE ROOT BEER
BOY, DO I LOVE ROOT BEER
October 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
roryblank.bsky.social
idk seems pretty silly to act like Stephen Root crossed any kind of line by publicly acknowledging that a character that looks and sounds unmistakably and undeniably like Stephen Root is Stephen Root
Headline: "Rockstar reportedly reminded GTA 6's voice cast they're still under NDA after actor Stephen Root let slip he's in the game"
September 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
bogtrom.bsky.social
LEAKED: New "Mug Root Beer" Packaging Shocks Millions! - GlompNews
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
khodorkovsky.com
Putin: The war will continue until its root causes are eliminated.

The root cause of the war:
September 25, 2026 at 5:12 AM
minakimes.bsky.social
NGL I'm always gonna root for Hamlin
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
thegodshow.com
Thou shalt not tolerate fascists. Thou shalt rip them out of thy society by root and stem.
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
egallagher.bsky.social
𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Wanna watch a man drown and root for it?
chrismurphyct.bsky.social Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · Feb 12
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
chrislhayes.bsky.social
per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
peterbakernyt.bsky.social Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · Jan 9
Why is Trump fixated on Greenland? @sbg1.bsky.social recalls what he told us in 2021: "I said, 'Why don’t we have that?' You take a look at a map...I love maps. And I always said 'Look at the size of this, it’s massive and that should be part of the United States.'" www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Why Donald Trump Wants Greenland (and Everything Else)
There’s no Trump Doctrine, just a map of the world that the President wants to write his name on in big gold letters.
www.newyorker.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
stealthnachos.bsky.social
root beer float
May 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM