if i were on this deployment i would be pissed. these people have actual jobs! and here they are, walking around picking upt rash.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if i were on this deployment i would be pissed. these people have actual jobs! and here they are, walking around picking upt rash.
Die Nachbarn werfen schon den ganzen Nachmittag ihr Pop-up-Zelt in die Luft, das nicht pop-upt.
Naja, ich wollte das Netflix-Abo sowieso wieder kündigen.
Naja, ich wollte das Netflix-Abo sowieso wieder kündigen.
April 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Die Nachbarn werfen schon den ganzen Nachmittag ihr Pop-up-Zelt in die Luft, das nicht pop-upt.
Naja, ich wollte das Netflix-Abo sowieso wieder kündigen.
Naja, ich wollte das Netflix-Abo sowieso wieder kündigen.
Here's an activity where you can get a picture with a championship belt: the Ultimate Participation Trophy (UPT)
June 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Here's an activity where you can get a picture with a championship belt: the Ultimate Participation Trophy (UPT)
OHBMY GODDD WHAT DID I WAKE UPT O OH MY GODDKDKDKEKEK
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
OHBMY GODDD WHAT DID I WAKE UPT O OH MY GODDKDKDKEKEK
12yo asked for a ride to school. Just me and my bathrobe and mug full of coffee dominating the mean streets of UPT!
June 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
12yo asked for a ride to school. Just me and my bathrobe and mug full of coffee dominating the mean streets of UPT!
derr wanted to make it upt to aegir for never sharing snacks but let's just say the greedy bull is still at it and aegir is not appreciating the bull stealing his food.
ft. @adiostorito.bsky.social
ft. @adiostorito.bsky.social
April 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
derr wanted to make it upt to aegir for never sharing snacks but let's just say the greedy bull is still at it and aegir is not appreciating the bull stealing his food.
ft. @adiostorito.bsky.social
ft. @adiostorito.bsky.social
I miss Publix so bad!! When I go GA again I’m fucking that fried chicken UPT!!
Aye fellas, they be in Publix.
March 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I miss Publix so bad!! When I go GA again I’m fucking that fried chicken UPT!!
a nerf on the BB prize money when it should of been upt to a mill years ago is insane actually #BB27
Looks like the grand prize for winning Big Brother US has quietly been lowered from $750,000 to $700,000 for season 28. 👀 #BB27 #BBLF #BigBrother
Info thanks to... @taylorallen133.bsky.social
Info thanks to... @taylorallen133.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
a nerf on the BB prize money when it should of been upt to a mill years ago is insane actually #BB27
Upt tem mais é que tomar no cu
October 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Upt tem mais é que tomar no cu
Looking at today's to-do list. Phil what the FUCK did you mean 30 minutes ago
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Looking at today's to-do list. Phil what the FUCK did you mean 30 minutes ago
i wish youtubers would stop calling the new wuthering whatever movie "fanfiction" shutupt shut upt shut up get your add sense or whatever hellofresh money but shut up or at least try to find some sort of words that actually derogatory and not ignorant
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
i wish youtubers would stop calling the new wuthering whatever movie "fanfiction" shutupt shut upt shut up get your add sense or whatever hellofresh money but shut up or at least try to find some sort of words that actually derogatory and not ignorant
heckteck and i have informally brought upt he idea of giving a talk on it. could be fun
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
heckteck and i have informally brought upt he idea of giving a talk on it. could be fun
i'm expanding my empire in a nuanced, thoughtful fashion. and when i blow upt he other ones? thats anarchism
July 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i'm expanding my empire in a nuanced, thoughtful fashion. and when i blow upt he other ones? thats anarchism
