# Can-Am
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
October 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I am proud to be born a Muslim.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.

None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.

Drink some water and touch grass.
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I am enjoying blackout day. I’m remembering I can make my own sandwiches. :)
February 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i stg every kink can be subtextually boiled down to:
-i am powerful/in control
-i am seen as desirable
-i am safe and can now be vulnerable
-i can explore taboo in a safe + controlled environment

once you realize that you realize that no kink can hurt you
December 26, 2023 at 4:32 PM
I can tell you one thing I am *not* doing tonight: watching @msnbc.com.
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
affirmations 💫

🌻 #myart #furryart #fisher
April 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
ARIZONA — Bernie on the Oligarchy: “From the bottom of my heart, I am convinced they can be defeated.”
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We are going to have to be relentless in this fight. We have to announce who we are to them & the world always.

I am relentless.

I AM RELENTLESS.
I AM RELENTLESS.
I AM RELENTLESS.
I AM RELENTLESS.
I AM RELENTLESS.
I AM RELENTLESS.

We can win and we will win.
We will be relentless.
We MUST be.
November 14, 2024 at 2:24 AM
i am constantly struck by how profoundly inarticulate this guy is. he can barely speak.
Baier: What's the biggest thing that keeps you up at night?

Musk: The birth rate is very low in almost every country. And unless that changes, civilization will disappear. America had the lowest birth rate
March 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am normal and can be trusted to draw frye
June 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"who can I contact on your social media team" me. you can contact me. I am the social media team
March 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I am approachable. You can approach me, i am definitely not inputting the motion for a command grab *jumps a little* ignore that
July 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[tapering off my antidepressant so I can start a new one] why am I so FCUKING DEPRESSED
October 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I am once again asking you to knock on doors to win a city we can afford.

zohranfornyc.com/events
August 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"The AI can make sexy Tony the tiger! Not sure you could-"

Who do you think I am? :>
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am sickened by today’s attack in Manchester. Antisemitism is on the rise around the world, and we must do all we can to stomp it out. I am grateful to first responders and congregants who showed incredible bravery, and I am praying for those who were killed.
October 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
February 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A really tough week.

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May 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
@marcelias.bsky.social: "I am more powerful than Elon Musk, I am more powerful than Mark Zuckerberg, and I am more powerful than Jeff Bezos, because I can say right now out loud, fuck you, Donald Trump, fuck you. And they can't afford to do that."
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Cat : I am old and tired and need rest

Me: you can rest after I give you this antibiotic

Cat: I am young and spry and can jump to the top of the armoire
June 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If you're a young trans man or trans masc person who needs a dad today, congrats. I am your dad now. I am proud of you and what you've accomplished although some of your young person culture and choices perplex me. I am proof trans men can be middle aged married dudes. You can be too some day. Live.
June 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I am normal and can be trusted with Tomahawks
October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I am “will never get tired of how my phone can take photos of the stars at night” years old.
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM