# declares
November 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
November 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Murder Inc. declares bankruptcy.
Also important: Rep Adam Smith, next Armed Services Committee chair, says a deep investigation of Trump's illegal boat bombings is coming.

Crucially, defunding these boat strikes is also on the table:

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November 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and call it. We got us a Mississippi Turning. Whatnot News declares Scott Colom the winner.
November 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Who declares war?
November 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Boston*
Sting Declares AEW Wins Again!
Alt: Sting Declares AEW Wins Again!
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November 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
clan mors declares war while nagash is down south
November 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Beetlejuice Declares 'It's Showtime!'
ALT: Beetlejuice Declares 'It's Showtime!'
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November 6, 2026 at 6:17 AM
And on day two after the election Biff declares Cheesecake Factory forevah!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs a proclamation that he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room.
November 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
November 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
And so it begins……..
Bane Declares 'So It Begins'
ALT: Bane Declares 'So It Begins'
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November 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The cat runs up to the box, declares "mrrp!" and then lies in it, and you're supposed to do this
November 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This isn’t a data position. It’s a normative position. One that’s completely blind to politics - a phenomenon that creates new conditions - and yet declares political prescriptions. Every one of these “democrats must moderate!” guys is involved in a political project not an empirical one.
david shor started the popularist movement because circa ~2020 he had a model that showed that showed democrats were essentially guaranteed to permanently lose the senate majority, literally projecting that republicans would get a 60 seat supermajority this year
November 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
November 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Well that’s work done for the weekend finally free!

B&Q visit then assignment time I guess have a good day all
Elmo Declares It Is Done Meme
ALT: Elmo Declares It Is Done Meme
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November 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
November 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Ils doivent vraiment savoir un truc qu'on ignore c'est pas possible.

T'as ptet une voiture gratuite ou un truc comme ça quand tu te déclares candidat
🔴 Teddy Riner se lance dans la course à l'Élysée

Plébiscité par les Français comme judoka, le champion olympique de 37 ans, qui se dit «ni de droite ni de gauche», se lance dans la campagne présidentielle.

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November 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
1, 2, 3, 4, Utah declares thumb war.
Assuming multiple Utah players have their hands taped because they are having crazy thumb wars happening at training.
November 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Brad Chambers declares victory in Pennsylvania’s 41st House District. After adding 139 provisional votes to the tally Friday, Chambers led the contest 14,289 to 14,259, flipping the closest legislative race in the commonwealth this year. Won by 30 votes! Wow.
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November 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
chloe declares international be nice to girls day to be every day forever
November 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
55+ and the Pope declares God is nonbinary
November 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Attorney General Blanche declares that "The Constitution sees it as my job" to protect Trump Administration officials being investigated by Congress.

FYI from realty: The Attorney General is NOT mentioned anywhere in the Constitution, nor is the Department of Justice. NOT ONE WORD.
November 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Family Guy Judge Declares GUILTY!
ALT: Family Guy Judge Declares GUILTY!
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November 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The Office: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy
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November 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM