Xtwitter: Magneto would understand the plight of the palestinian people. i assume.
Magento: I was literally a mossad agent.
Magento: I was literally a mossad agent.
X Twitter: Magneto is two parts Malcom X, one part my personally favorite communist. I assume.
Median pre-Claremont Magneto: XMEN. WELCOME. TO DIE.
Median pre-Claremont Magneto: XMEN. WELCOME. TO DIE.
None of you people have read actual Silver Age Magneto and it shows.
June 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Xtwitter: Magneto would understand the plight of the palestinian people. i assume.
Magento: I was literally a mossad agent.
Magento: I was literally a mossad agent.
August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For those who though I was joking about wearing clogs at @atmosphereconf.org: here's picture proof of me at Magento Live 2019 co-hosting the event.
Last one in the grass is from today: clogs are durable!
(also because I don't wear them like ever because it hurts like hell)
Last one in the grass is from today: clogs are durable!
(also because I don't wear them like ever because it hurts like hell)
September 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
For those who though I was joking about wearing clogs at @atmosphereconf.org: here's picture proof of me at Magento Live 2019 co-hosting the event.
Last one in the grass is from today: clogs are durable!
(also because I don't wear them like ever because it hurts like hell)
Last one in the grass is from today: clogs are durable!
(also because I don't wear them like ever because it hurts like hell)
The last time a member of Congress disappeared mysteriously and then promised transparency, Magento did it
June 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The last time a member of Congress disappeared mysteriously and then promised transparency, Magento did it
November 18, 2024 at 11:21 PM
This is like asking Magento how he can control metal.
June 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is like asking Magento how he can control metal.
You know Magento is complaining bitterly if he gets ate up by a shark and thrown off the veranda
December 9, 2024 at 9:29 PM
You know Magento is complaining bitterly if he gets ate up by a shark and thrown off the veranda
Joer, leí Magento.
¿Quién es Magento? No lo pillo...
¿Quién es Magento? No lo pillo...
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Joer, leí Magento.
¿Quién es Magento? No lo pillo...
¿Quién es Magento? No lo pillo...
oh no, magento!
May 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
oh no, magento!
Michael Fassbender says he's “always open” to reprising his role of Magento in the MCU.
(via: @Collider)
(via: @Collider)
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Michael Fassbender says he's “always open” to reprising his role of Magento in the MCU.
(via: @Collider)
(via: @Collider)
I love that scene in X-Men when magento says “I will bring you hope, old friend” and then runs his fingers over Xavier’s lips.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love that scene in X-Men when magento says “I will bring you hope, old friend” and then runs his fingers over Xavier’s lips.
this is just an average conversation between Gambit & Magento
March 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this is just an average conversation between Gambit & Magento
www.furaffinity.net/view/62681188/ #sumo #相撲 #Incineroar Introducing Magento, the Sumo Incineroar, or as I call him the Insumoroar!
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
www.furaffinity.net/view/62681188/ #sumo #相撲 #Incineroar Introducing Magento, the Sumo Incineroar, or as I call him the Insumoroar!
STORM: i need some help fighting magento
PROF X: take the big metal guy and the guy with metal bones
PROF X: take the big metal guy and the guy with metal bones
July 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
STORM: i need some help fighting magento
PROF X: take the big metal guy and the guy with metal bones
PROF X: take the big metal guy and the guy with metal bones
Hackers are using a new zero-day to take over Adobe Commerce and Magento online stores.
A successful attack allows attackers to start a backdoored background process on hacked stores
sansec.io/research/sty...
A successful attack allows attackers to start a backdoored background process on hacked stores
sansec.io/research/sty...
StyleSmuggler: Magento and Adobe Commerce 0-day RCE under active attack
Sansec discovered StyleSmuggler, an unpatched Magento and Adobe Commerce zero-day that gives unauthenticated attackers remote code execution. All current ver...
sansec.io
September 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Hackers are using a new zero-day to take over Adobe Commerce and Magento online stores.
A successful attack allows attackers to start a backdoored background process on hacked stores
sansec.io/research/sty...
A successful attack allows attackers to start a backdoored background process on hacked stores
sansec.io/research/sty...
