Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP https://theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-too-depressing-to-tp/
September 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP https://theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-too-depressing-to-tp/
October 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke”
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
April 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke”
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
Math is math
Math is not “woke”
Math doesn’t have illogical values
They are numerical values
Math is math www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/b...
Tesla’s Profit Fell Sharply Last Year
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January 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Math is math www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/b...
I just did the math, and yes, this checks out.
June 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I just did the math, and yes, this checks out.
math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
He doesn't even know basic math
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
He doesn't even know basic math
Math. Not even once.
June 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Math. Not even once.
Math, how does it work?
RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history
BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.
BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Math, how does it work?
music is really loud math
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
music is really loud math
DOGE math
This would require Republicans to defend all of their seats that are up in 2026 and pick up seats in states like Michigan, Minnesota, Georgia, New Hampshire, Virginia, New Jersey, and New Mexico in order to get to 60 seats.
March 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
DOGE math
Math doesn’t math.
February 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Math doesn’t math.
This is meth not math.
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is meth not math.
The math isn't mathing.
Trump Hit With Epic Math Lesson After Making Absurd Claim About Lowering Drug Prices
The math isn't mathing, Donald.
www.comicsands.com
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The math isn't mathing.
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Good thing no one uses Microsoft Excel for anything related to legal, regulatory or compliance business functions
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August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
Math is also not MAGA's strong suit.
Dem Senator Gives Education Secretary A Basic Math Lesson After Her Epic Flub
The math isn't mathing.
www.comicsands.com
June 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Math is also not MAGA's strong suit.
Important to remember Mike Johnson can’t math
April 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Important to remember Mike Johnson can’t math
Mike johnson is about to have a math problem
December 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Mike johnson is about to have a math problem
Fox goes with real-world math over WH gaslight.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fox goes with real-world math over WH gaslight.
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
math, the scaryest numbers
September 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
math, the scaryest numbers