“Tried to get a nut and he got a nut” is such a versatile line
Straight bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Straight bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
October 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“Tried to get a nut and he got a nut” is such a versatile line
Straight bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Straight bananas 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
CARLY RAE JEPSEN: Who gave you eyes like that; said you could keep ‘em
SCOTT SUMMERS: You’re right — I used to think of my eyes as a curse. All the damage they’ve caused…but there’s also all the foes defeated, injustices fought. And now if someone tried to take them from me, I’d die fighting.
SCOTT SUMMERS: You’re right — I used to think of my eyes as a curse. All the damage they’ve caused…but there’s also all the foes defeated, injustices fought. And now if someone tried to take them from me, I’d die fighting.
October 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
CARLY RAE JEPSEN: Who gave you eyes like that; said you could keep ‘em
SCOTT SUMMERS: You’re right — I used to think of my eyes as a curse. All the damage they’ve caused…but there’s also all the foes defeated, injustices fought. And now if someone tried to take them from me, I’d die fighting.
SCOTT SUMMERS: You’re right — I used to think of my eyes as a curse. All the damage they’ve caused…but there’s also all the foes defeated, injustices fought. And now if someone tried to take them from me, I’d die fighting.
In this Ohio diner, Fielder still means Cecil. But they do know this: Liz Holmes has never tried to deceive anyone, so President Trump should pardon her.
October 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
In this Ohio diner, Fielder still means Cecil. But they do know this: Liz Holmes has never tried to deceive anyone, so President Trump should pardon her.
We all watched their executions.
On our public streets.
With malice and forethought.
By twatwaffle nazi wanna-be fuckholes that need to be expeditously tried and publicly punished.
I will never get over it.
Ever.
On our public streets.
With malice and forethought.
By twatwaffle nazi wanna-be fuckholes that need to be expeditously tried and publicly punished.
I will never get over it.
Ever.
October 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
We all watched their executions.
On our public streets.
With malice and forethought.
By twatwaffle nazi wanna-be fuckholes that need to be expeditously tried and publicly punished.
I will never get over it.
Ever.
On our public streets.
With malice and forethought.
By twatwaffle nazi wanna-be fuckholes that need to be expeditously tried and publicly punished.
I will never get over it.
Ever.
Oh, no, he's the one that ended up ostracized. We're pretty good at looking after people as a whole. I don't know that he would have done anything, I just didn't give him the opportunity that night. It wasn't public knowledge why he had a problem with me. He tried to cause trouble for me.
October 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Oh, no, he's the one that ended up ostracized. We're pretty good at looking after people as a whole. I don't know that he would have done anything, I just didn't give him the opportunity that night. It wasn't public knowledge why he had a problem with me. He tried to cause trouble for me.
That was really crazy because Bruh tried to “Oh nah… I ain’t on no creep shit. My Bad.” Out of that one.
October 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
That was really crazy because Bruh tried to “Oh nah… I ain’t on no creep shit. My Bad.” Out of that one.
And not just that, but Trump apparently outsourced what little thought he had to a chatbot who egged him on.
So, literally, much of the GOP's problems in the midterms is Trump's fault.
Oh, it's their own fault too.... they could have at least tried to rein him in, but they'd rather let him reign.
So, literally, much of the GOP's problems in the midterms is Trump's fault.
Oh, it's their own fault too.... they could have at least tried to rein him in, but they'd rather let him reign.
October 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
And not just that, but Trump apparently outsourced what little thought he had to a chatbot who egged him on.
So, literally, much of the GOP's problems in the midterms is Trump's fault.
Oh, it's their own fault too.... they could have at least tried to rein him in, but they'd rather let him reign.
So, literally, much of the GOP's problems in the midterms is Trump's fault.
Oh, it's their own fault too.... they could have at least tried to rein him in, but they'd rather let him reign.
America is like: Let's kill this person, but after we tried and failed to kill them, let's give them life-saving treatment so we can kill them again later.
(I understand the nuance beyond this simplistic view, but the hilarity of the reality cannot be ignored either)
(I understand the nuance beyond this simplistic view, but the hilarity of the reality cannot be ignored either)
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
America is like: Let's kill this person, but after we tried and failed to kill them, let's give them life-saving treatment so we can kill them again later.
(I understand the nuance beyond this simplistic view, but the hilarity of the reality cannot be ignored either)
(I understand the nuance beyond this simplistic view, but the hilarity of the reality cannot be ignored either)
I just contacted Senator Mark Kelly who is one of three Democrats holding out on supporting S.4814 to protect TPS holders. Please reach out to him as well: www.kelly.senate.gov/contact/cont...
If you live in Wisconsin, please reach out to Senator Tammy Baldwin. I got the following when I tried to:
If you live in Wisconsin, please reach out to Senator Tammy Baldwin. I got the following when I tried to:
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I just contacted Senator Mark Kelly who is one of three Democrats holding out on supporting S.4814 to protect TPS holders. Please reach out to him as well: www.kelly.senate.gov/contact/cont...
If you live in Wisconsin, please reach out to Senator Tammy Baldwin. I got the following when I tried to:
If you live in Wisconsin, please reach out to Senator Tammy Baldwin. I got the following when I tried to:
I personally pay for Kagi, it Is my go to and it did not find the info I was looking for. Nor did DuckDuckGo. The only reason I tried Claude (which my company pays for) was as a last resort.
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I personally pay for Kagi, it Is my go to and it did not find the info I was looking for. Nor did DuckDuckGo. The only reason I tried Claude (which my company pays for) was as a last resort.
Is that what it was? Beatles kept coming to mind as I tried to place it. Trey wanted to lean into it more, couldn't quiiite get it so bailed.
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Is that what it was? Beatles kept coming to mind as I tried to place it. Trey wanted to lean into it more, couldn't quiiite get it so bailed.
pigment mixing's the only way I've found that "makes sense" to my brain even a little bit, even when it's with colours I can't see properly. most of the time when I tried to do digital colour stuff back when I did digital art it ended up really hideous because it doesn't come naturally (thank you!)
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
pigment mixing's the only way I've found that "makes sense" to my brain even a little bit, even when it's with colours I can't see properly. most of the time when I tried to do digital colour stuff back when I did digital art it ended up really hideous because it doesn't come naturally (thank you!)
I’d like to hear it tried though.
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I’d like to hear it tried though.
Arbitration against a factory that tried screwing me over ends this month, hoping it comes out in our favour
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Arbitration against a factory that tried screwing me over ends this month, hoping it comes out in our favour
The PS5 demo on PS5 Pro (not tried on base PS5 yet) currently outputting at a much lower res than Xbox Series X
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The PS5 demo on PS5 Pro (not tried on base PS5 yet) currently outputting at a much lower res than Xbox Series X
Me when I do 9/11 on this guy's One Joke®
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Me when I do 9/11 on this guy's One Joke®
am I capable?
Cooking: uhh kinda?
Whistle: nope
Draw: YEAP
Paint: uu...ish maybe?
Swim: yeppers
English: pretty fluent
Dance: uh...not really.
Sing: ish
Drive: video games? YES I'll? Maybe
Gifting: depends
Write: yes
Guitar: tried but gave up
Speaking: mid
Cooking: uhh kinda?
Whistle: nope
Draw: YEAP
Paint: uu...ish maybe?
Swim: yeppers
English: pretty fluent
Dance: uh...not really.
Sing: ish
Drive: video games? YES I'll? Maybe
Gifting: depends
Write: yes
Guitar: tried but gave up
Speaking: mid
am I capable?
Cooking: no 😭
Whistle: no 💔💔💔
Draw: Tehe yes😋
Paint: no 💔
Swim: yess
English: its better in my head lowkey...
Dance: no...
Sing: no
Drive: no💔💔
Gifting: i try!
Write: yes
Guitar: no 💔
Speaking: i guess?
Cooking: no 😭
Whistle: no 💔💔💔
Draw: Tehe yes😋
Paint: no 💔
Swim: yess
English: its better in my head lowkey...
Dance: no...
Sing: no
Drive: no💔💔
Gifting: i try!
Write: yes
Guitar: no 💔
Speaking: i guess?
Am I capable?
Cooking: Nothing fancy
Whistle: Yea, both by breathing in & out
Draw: lol no
Paint: LOL NO
Swim: Yes
English: Not as good as I want to be
Dance: only when drunk
Sing: I wish
Drive: only 3 years of experience
Gifting: fine enough
Write: ehhh
Guitar: 😔
Speaking: Tryin' better every day
Cooking: Nothing fancy
Whistle: Yea, both by breathing in & out
Draw: lol no
Paint: LOL NO
Swim: Yes
English: Not as good as I want to be
Dance: only when drunk
Sing: I wish
Drive: only 3 years of experience
Gifting: fine enough
Write: ehhh
Guitar: 😔
Speaking: Tryin' better every day
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
am I capable?
Cooking: uhh kinda?
Whistle: nope
Draw: YEAP
Paint: uu...ish maybe?
Swim: yeppers
English: pretty fluent
Dance: uh...not really.
Sing: ish
Drive: video games? YES I'll? Maybe
Gifting: depends
Write: yes
Guitar: tried but gave up
Speaking: mid
Cooking: uhh kinda?
Whistle: nope
Draw: YEAP
Paint: uu...ish maybe?
Swim: yeppers
English: pretty fluent
Dance: uh...not really.
Sing: ish
Drive: video games? YES I'll? Maybe
Gifting: depends
Write: yes
Guitar: tried but gave up
Speaking: mid
Tom Tiffany tried to overturn the 2020 election and throw out your votes.
Now, MAGA billionaires are spending millions to make him the governor ahead of the 2028 election. Tiffany tried to throw out your votes once. We can’t give him another chance.
Now, MAGA billionaires are spending millions to make him the governor ahead of the 2028 election. Tiffany tried to throw out your votes once. We can’t give him another chance.
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Tom Tiffany tried to overturn the 2020 election and throw out your votes.
Now, MAGA billionaires are spending millions to make him the governor ahead of the 2028 election. Tiffany tried to throw out your votes once. We can’t give him another chance.
Now, MAGA billionaires are spending millions to make him the governor ahead of the 2028 election. Tiffany tried to throw out your votes once. We can’t give him another chance.
I use air quotes because I can. Someone made fun of me for that once, and they tried to imply that I was implying something sinister.
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I use air quotes because I can. Someone made fun of me for that once, and they tried to imply that I was implying something sinister.
I uh, tried. I never drew boobs and belly swaying before or ever. This is a little mediocre, maybe even terrible. I just didn't have ideas for today. Hopefully, I'll cook better tomorrow. For the moment, enjoy this BLU-haired hussing fat Lopunny
(First art post I tag)
#fattytober2026 #fattytober
(First art post I tag)
#fattytober2026 #fattytober
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I uh, tried. I never drew boobs and belly swaying before or ever. This is a little mediocre, maybe even terrible. I just didn't have ideas for today. Hopefully, I'll cook better tomorrow. For the moment, enjoy this BLU-haired hussing fat Lopunny
(First art post I tag)
#fattytober2026 #fattytober
(First art post I tag)
#fattytober2026 #fattytober
This is my favorite "what did you do before..." because GPS is so impressive. I recall people turned around and tried again, or had a map in their car, or asked for directions
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is my favorite "what did you do before..." because GPS is so impressive. I recall people turned around and tried again, or had a map in their car, or asked for directions
And how much you wanna bet the person who tried to exposed you was GROWN 😭😭
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
And how much you wanna bet the person who tried to exposed you was GROWN 😭😭
🔻🔻🔻
This assailant had--only weeks before--been fired from another airline for 'erratic' behavior, begging question: what r criteria for hiring pilots these days?
Maybe they can do what Musk did w Air Traffic Control and bring in some DOGE boys. So safe. So so safe
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
This assailant had--only weeks before--been fired from another airline for 'erratic' behavior, begging question: what r criteria for hiring pilots these days?
Maybe they can do what Musk did w Air Traffic Control and bring in some DOGE boys. So safe. So so safe
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
Flydubai pilot attacked captain with cockpit’s crash axe in attempted terrorist attack, UAE official says
TEL AVIV — A Flydubai pilot attacked his fellow pilot using a crash axe and tried to take control of the aircraft’s flight controls in an attempted terrorist attack, an official in the United Arab Emi...
www.yahoo.com
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
🔻🔻🔻
This assailant had--only weeks before--been fired from another airline for 'erratic' behavior, begging question: what r criteria for hiring pilots these days?
Maybe they can do what Musk did w Air Traffic Control and bring in some DOGE boys. So safe. So so safe
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
This assailant had--only weeks before--been fired from another airline for 'erratic' behavior, begging question: what r criteria for hiring pilots these days?
Maybe they can do what Musk did w Air Traffic Control and bring in some DOGE boys. So safe. So so safe
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
(i went back on another occasion and tried to get photos in there to no avail. it's a bummer because that mural was really something)
October 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
(i went back on another occasion and tried to get photos in there to no avail. it's a bummer because that mural was really something)