##CakeNews
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bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, Popetato Ash and #Wülferhampton #CakeNews
50% less fat, sugar-free blueberry cake
Gluten-free milk chocolate & hazelnut cornflake cakes
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat Temporal anomaly-enough for all!
July 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Liz. #CakeNews announced
☕️🩷🪓
June 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Fluffy ☕️ 🩷
Good morning #Wülferhampton #CakeNews
Summer strawberries and cream cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat Temporal anomaly-enough for all 🤩🫶🪓
June 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Huzzah
I'm hoping my mate will take me this year!

How was the tea?

Decent sarnies? #cakenews for our dear @bakerhelm.bsky.social
??
June 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Tea with my grannies was the best bit of the afternoon
Whether at our club or one of the big grounds

Food is vital in cricket
Yes
Yes

Victoria sponge!
#cakeNews

I have a madeira cake for tomorrow
Virat Kohli's Fiery Cricket Win Reaction
ALT: Virat Kohli's Fiery Cricket Win Reaction
static.klipy.com
June 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 No peer reviewed research?
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash and the wonderful #Wülferhampton weirdos 🌞💕🪓
#CakeNews
Strawberries and cream.
Sausage rolls en masse.
Delivery tomorrow via longboat, temporary anomaly, enough for all!
May 28, 2026 at 8:08 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
I don't know

Have you eaten any funky mushrooms lately
Its just
#cakenews
But my way....
Don't get your knackers/knickers in a twist

@@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Did you make it back down the big hill?
Without tripping over anything?
May 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
In alternative
#cakeNews
While our beloved Baker is recovering from her surgery this week

I'd like to wish all
##wulfies
Who had a birthday this week
A marvellous
Super
Smashing great birthday
May 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
I bought 2 blue hand ones for bathroom last week

I use them more than any other towels
Except
#teatowels

Why has there been no #cakenews
I'm concerned 😟
May 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Fluffy ☕️
Happy little Friday. 💕
Good morning #Wülferhampton
Off to meet a friend for lunch.
##CakeNews
Chocolate walnut cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat. Temporal anomaly-enough for all.
April 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning #Wülferhampton
Am off into the centre of Aalborg to meet a new 🪓friend for lunch & to film some content 😉😊
Catch you all later ❤️❤️❤️❤️

#CakeNews
Chocolate topped ginger cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomoz via longboat-temp anomaly-enough for all.
March 26, 2026 at 7:41 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning Ash and ##Wülferhampton ☕️🪓❤️
#CakeNews
Ginger cake topped with chocolate and walnuts.
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow, via longboat, temporal anomaly-enough for all.
March 19, 2026 at 9:33 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Verily
Thou speakest sense

##cakenews to follow
surreysam.bsky.social surreysam.bsky.social @surreysam.bsky.social · Mar 19
Hope there is cake at coffee morning you deserve a treat will the extra animal feeding
March 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Night hon

Appearing on my tea trolley tomorrow is.....

#cakenews

Chocolate
March 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Are you unaware of #CakeNews announcement on Thursday? Delivery Friday via longboat?
February 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning Ash and #Wülferhampton.
##CakeNews later.
Off to Farsø hospital for scan with contrast. Rushed to A&E last time I had it, due to reaction. Bit apprehensive tbh.
February 26, 2026 at 8:49 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
#CakeNews has been announced. You can 😊😉
February 19, 2026 at 9:13 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash and the wonderful #Wülferhampton weirdos 😘
#CakeNews
Mincemeat tart
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat, temporal anomaly, enough for all.
February 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
jacquelinecable.bsky.social
Are you taking a break from writing too?

I know you love it but as I point out to other
#authors
#artists
#musicians

Once you're getting paid for it, it's work!

So manage that time, and rest, as you would other aspects of your life
X

Ps

#cakenews??
February 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash and #Wülferhampton 🪓☕️🤣🤣💕
Adults- in #Wülferhampton?
#CakeNews
Caramel fudge cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat Temporal anomaly-enough for all 🫶
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash 🧡🥶☃️☃️☃️
Good morning #Wülferhampton ❤️🪓🫂
#CakeNews
Vanilla sponge cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat-temporal anomaly-enough for all.
Snowstorm hitting us this afternoon, Delivery tomoz is possible due to temporal anomaly
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 AM
fumingsouffle.bsky.social
Almost missed the #CakeNews again…😬

Glad I didn’t! Thank you, dear Baker x
a boy and a girl are bowing in front of a sign that says thank you
ALT: a boy and a girl are bowing in front of a sign that says thank you
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Where is he?
I was looking for him for #CakeNews this morning 🤔
#Wülferhampton
Pear and dark chocolate chunk cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat-temporal anomaly-enough for all. Look forward to seeing the amazing escort.
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
bakerhelm.bsky.social
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash and the #Wülferhampton weirdos.
It's our 26th wedding anniversary 💕
#CakeNews
Whipped cream and strawberry cake
Caramel fudge cake
Sausage rolls
Delivery tomorrow via longboat
Temporal anomaly- Lasts all day. Virtual calories, suitable for all.
January 22, 2026 at 10:36 AM
sitebadger.bsky.social
Good morning lovely Baker, #cakenews always welcome on a Friday 😋
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 AM