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Good Afternoon BirdSky! 🌿🪶🦉🍁

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

Great blue Heron - Little Etobicoke Creek waterfalls. Mississauga, Ontario. 🚲

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Great blue herons are tall, thin birds with long necks, legs, and bills, and a wide wingspan. They are mostly bluish-gray in color, with a white breast and black streaks, and a white top of the head. They have a thick, yellowish-orange bill that is sharp like a dagger. Great blue herons can be found in freshwater and saltwater habitats, including marshes, sloughs, riverbanks, lakes, and open coasts. They also forage in grasslands and agricultural fields. This photo is available in a 24"x36" print. DM to discuss with Great Blue Heron Waterfalls, in your subject line. Make me an offer.
December 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
plumy.bsky.social
✨Anxiety✨ #ArmorChan
#アーマーちゃん #Anxiety #PlumyArt #Art #NeuroSpicy
Drawing of armor Chan, a girly knight with a ponytail instead of the panache. She is shrugging with text « Chest pain but no damage ? Must be ✨anxiety✨
September 18, 2024 at 8:35 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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What did the woodpecker say to the squirrel? 🤔
• “Stop branching out on your own!” 🤪

Downy woodpecker (Picoides pubescens) seen on the Little Etobicoke Creek Trail. Mississauga, Ontario. 🍁

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Downy Woodpeckers are small versions of the classic woodpecker body plan. They have a straight, chisel-like bill, blocky head, wide shoulders, and straight-backed posture as they lean away from tree limbs and onto their tail feathers. The bill tends to look smaller for the bird's size than in other woodpeckers.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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What is a bird’s dream job?
• A flight attendant. 😆

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata), up on a high tree branch. Colonel Samuel Smith Park. Etobicoke - Ontario. 🍁

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• The blue jay, Cyanocitta cristata, belongs to Family Corvidae, the Corvids, which includes crows, ravens, jays, and magpies in North America, and jackdaws, choughs and rooks in the Old World. • This common, large songbird is familiar to many people, with its perky crest; blue, white, and black plumage; and noisy calls. Blue Jays are known for their intelligence and complex social systems with tight family bonds. Their fondness for acorns is credited with helping spread oak trees after the last glacial period. • DarkWaterPhotoMedia 🪶 Freelance Urban Wildlife & Natural World Photography. Photos Copyright©2025. 🤠📸🦅📿
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
mupfmama.bsky.social
Ein Kind hat seine ausgezogene Hose bei den Hosenbeinen geschnappt und verwendet sie zum Seilspringen.

Ein Kind übt sich im Wäschefalten und faltet zum drölfzigsten Mal seinen Schlafanzug, anstatt ihn anzuziehen.

Bettfeinmachen, aber #neurospicy.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
axelporterx.bsky.social
Borrowed from @growinglou.bsky.social

I play with or pull my hair when overstimulated

I don’t always understand social queues and get shy

I worry about being overbearing to people I care about

I go through periods of hyper fixation on music or games

#neurospicy Meatball (pic for attention)
April 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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Why are herons such bad liars? 🤔
• Their stories are always a bit fishy.🤪

Great blue heron (Ardea herodias), on the Credit River, Mississauga, Ontario. 🍁

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Standing on the bankside of the Credit River, a great blue heron takes in it's surroundings. Largest of the North American herons with long legs, a sinuous neck, and thick, daggerlike bill. Head, chest, and wing plumes give a shaggy appearance. In flight, the Great Blue Heron curls its neck into a tight “S” shape; its wings are broad and rounded and its legs trail well beyond the tail. The Credit River, a significant waterway in Southern Ontario, flows approximately 90 kilometers (56 miles) from its headwaters near Orangeville and Caledon, eventually emptying into Lake Ontario at Port Credit in Mississauga. It drains an area of around 1,000 square kilometers and features a watershed with diverse natural areas and faces challenges from urbanization and population growth.
March 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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When does the duck wake up every morning?
• At the quack of dawn. 😆

A double-crested cormorant (Nannopterum auritum), way out on the north creek wetlands. Colonel Samuel Smith Park, Etobicoke, Ontario. 🍁

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It's a me! Ye old photographer critter with the beard, eyeglasses, and brown wide brim hat. Pointing thumb at the (circled green) Cormorant way out there. Bottom, a close up of the cormorant. Double-crested cormorants are similar in size to a small goose, around 80 centimetres tall, and with a wingspan of 120 centimetres. As with all cormorants, double-crested cormorants have long necks and black feathers.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
mupfmama.bsky.social
Ich habe heute zum allerersten Mal Hörspiele (+ Kopfhörer) beim Abendessen erlaubt und das Ergebnis sagt, das machen wir jetzt öfter! #neurospicy #neurodivergent #ADHD #AuDHD
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
Good afternoon Bird Sky! 🌿🍁🦉🐦🪶

Red Tailed Hawk - keeping a sharp eye out for boxing day sales - High Park, Toronto - Ontario.

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Red tailed hawk in a tree inside High Park - Toronto, Ontario. Most Red-tailed Hawks are rich brown above and pale below, with a streaked belly and, on the wing underside, a dark bar between shoulder and wrist. The tail is usually pale below and cinnamon-red above, though in young birds it's brown and banded. “Dark-morph” birds are all chocolate-brown with a warm red tail.
December 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
lokipropagand.art
Neurospicy bird says "No tolerance for psychophobia"

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Vintage poster in the style of an engraving from the second half of the 19th century. A blue-footed booby is resting on a branch on an islet in the middle of the sea. He is holding a small insert that reads: Not weird just wired differently. Above the scene, a text reads No tolerance for psychophobia.
April 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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Just saw a heron wearing a tuxedo.
• Must have been going to a fancy wading party. 😆

A great blue heron (Ardea herodias ) in the North Creek wetlands, Etobicoke, Ontario. 🍁

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A great blue heron in the reeds on the North Creek wetland, Etobicoke - Ontario. This tall stately heron with its subtle blue-gray plumage often stands motionless as it scans for prey or wades belly deep with long, deliberate steps. Standing about one metre tall, the great blue heron is the largest heron in North America. This bird has greyish-blue feathers on its body, a white head with a black stripe on each side, and a long neck and legs. It has a thin, extended, yellow-orange beak and displays brighter feathers during mating season. Great blue herons have a large wingspan and can fly up to 55 kilometres per hour. During flight, they often hold their necks in an “S” curve.
February 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
Good Afternoon Birdsky! 🪶🦉🌿❄️

It's time to get your quack on!

Be like a duck, calm on the surface, but paddling like the dickens underneath.

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The Wood Duck is one of the most stunningly pretty of all waterfowl. Males are iridescent chestnut and green, with ornate patterns on nearly every feather; the elegant females have a distinctive profile and delicate white pattern around the eye.
December 4, 2024 at 7:29 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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What does a 1000 pound canary say?🤔
• "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" 🤪

Golden-crowned Kinglet (Regulus satrapa), looking to see who's on the Little Etobicoke Creek Trail. Mississauga, Ontario.

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Golden-crowned Kinglets are pale olive above and gray below, with a black-and-white striped face and bright yellow-orange crown patch. They have a thin white wingbar and yellow edges to their black flight feathers. - Little Etobicoke Creek is a small river in Mississauga, Regional Municipality of Peel in the Greater Toronto Area of Ontario, Canada. It is in the Great Lakes Basin and is a right tributary of Etobicoke Creek, which flows to Lake Ontario.
March 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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What is a chicken’s favorite subject to study in school?
• Egg-onomics.

A lady Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis), perched on a dark branch. Little Etobicoke Creek, Ontario. 🍁

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A female northern cardinal is primarily a pale brown color with warm reddish tinges on its wings, tail, and crest, featuring a black "mask" on its face and a thick, red-orange bill; unlike the vibrant red male, the female has a more muted appearance but shares the same distinctive crest and bill shape.
February 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
natgrayy.es
Looked at this thinking:
"well yeah meeting a new friend, deciding they're not friend material after a week, then saying 'no thanks' is great. Saves wasted time"

…for way too long before I spotted"love" was an odd word, then realised it meant going from "let's not fuck" to "let's fuck"

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Tube advert reads: “A real love story about saying ‘let’s just be friends’ … and then changing your mind a week later” On the left hand side it says No Ordinary Love in a mildly ornate square, and at the bottom it says “free audiobook: listen on Spotify”. Across the top it says Hinge.
September 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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Why can’t kids communicate with geese?🤔
• They’re not allowed to use fowl language!🤪

A pair of cobra chickens (Branta canadensis), at Marie Curtis Park. Etobicoke, Ontario.

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The Canada goose, a common sight in Ontario and North America, is scientifically known as Branta canadensis, a large goose species with a black head and neck, a white chinstrap, and a brown body. Two of these beside the creek, one is sat on the grass, another standing just behind.
March 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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What do you call it when a canary flies into a pastry dish?🤔
• Tweetie pie.🤪

White breasted nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis), putting in an appearance. High Park - Toronto, Ontario.

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The white-breasted nuthatch is a small, stocky bird with a distinctive appearance, characterized by its gray-blue back, white face and breast, and a black cap, often with a rusty-colored belly and undertail coverts.
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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Is chicken soup good for your health?🤔
• Not if you’re a chicken!🤪

Heres a yellow-rumped warbler (Setophaga coronata), hunting along the Little Etobicoke Creek Trail. Mississauga, Ontario.

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In Ontario, the Yellow-rumped Warbler, often called "Myrtle Warbler," is a medium-sized warbler with a bright yellow rump and sides, and a white throat, typically found in coniferous or mixed forests, and also in woodland and open shrubby areas. We call him Butter-butt.
March 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
What thoughts course behind these young yellow eyes.

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Yes, juvenile Red-tailed Hawks have pale yellow eyes, while adults have dark brown eyes. However, the color change can take several years, and some adult Red-tailed Hawks with red tails may still have yellow eyes. Juvenile (borealis) Red tailed hawk. Pale below with a broad and bold brown belly band. Head brown mixed with white feathering. Tail barred brown and whitish.
December 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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How do birds on a wire start a relationship? 🤔
• They meet online.🤪

An Eastern Phoebe (Sayornis phoebe), in High Park - Toronto. Ontario. Check, check, checkin' you owt!

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The Eastern Phoebe is a small, drab flycatcher with a brownish-gray back and white belly, known for its distinctive "phoebe" call and habit of wagging its tail while perched. They are common around buildings and bridges, often nesting under eaves or ledges
April 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Spring day along the Little Etobicoke Creek Trail, from last year's outing with the 24mm pancake lens. Mississauga, Ontario.

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April 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
lokipropagand.art
I needed something on the computer and then ADHD kicks in. So here's a new drawing.
(And I don't remember the thing I was looking for...)

#Art #Ink #NeuroSpicy #Marten #Anarchy #ArtNouveau
Quick drawing in brown and red ink. An angry marten is waling in the grass. A text reads "Fur-ious against the bourgeoisie" Another reads "Marte des bourgeois, révolte expropriatrice"
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
pnwqueerhippie.bsky.social
Nothing beats the morning #glow of Autumn in Northern Arizona.

Watching the colours of the seasons change.

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October 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
darkwaterphotos.bsky.social
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This heron walks into a library.
The librarian asks, “Can I help you find something?”

The heron replies, “Yes, I’m looking for books about my ancestors, the dino-saurs.”

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The black-crowned night heron (Nycticorax nycticorax), doing preening feather work up high in a tree in the North Creek Wetlands, Colonel Samuel Smith Park. Etobicoke, Ontario. Black-crowned Night Herons are small herons with rather squat, thick proportions. They have thick necks, large, flat heads, and heavy, pointed bills. The legs are short and, in flight, barely reach the end of the tail. The wings are broad and rounded.
March 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM