d o w n l o a d i n g
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
d o w n l o a d i n g
I made a new D&D Character named Vesper
March 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I made a new D&D Character named Vesper
I M D E A D
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
October 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I M D E A D
"I've got a great campaign written, I just can't get a group together" is the peak D&D experience.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves co-director Jonathan Goldstein says the script for a sequel already exists, but he's not expecting it to see the light of day any time soon. https://bit.ly/4bIsrNA
#SDCC
#SDCC
July 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"I've got a great campaign written, I just can't get a group together" is the peak D&D experience.
P R E D E S T I N A D O
September 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM
P R E D E S T I N A D O
magical girl (?) saturday outfit i had a dream about :D
October 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
magical girl (?) saturday outfit i had a dream about :D
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me
Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld
Art director: AJ Hanneld
March 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld
Art director: AJ Hanneld
I miss when each class level in D&D had a different title
March 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I miss when each class level in D&D had a different title
I tried to paint a D&D battle map
February 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I tried to paint a D&D battle map
It’s spelled c-r-e-a-t-e-d, not i-n-h-e-r-i-t-e-d, Donald.
September 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It’s spelled c-r-e-a-t-e-d, not i-n-h-e-r-i-t-e-d, Donald.
Trying to specify that I don't have bottom dysphoria on dating apps, so I call myself a "Penis User" like a D&D class
July 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Trying to specify that I don't have bottom dysphoria on dating apps, so I call myself a "Penis User" like a D&D class
About time I joined this trend - with a D&D twist 🎲
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
About time I joined this trend - with a D&D twist 🎲
For the last year, Zooey has been running a D&D campaign for me and our 9 year old son.
The premise is when kids turn 9, they go on their first adventure with their mom.
And I have to say it has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing D&D.
The premise is when kids turn 9, they go on their first adventure with their mom.
And I have to say it has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing D&D.
February 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
For the last year, Zooey has been running a D&D campaign for me and our 9 year old son.
The premise is when kids turn 9, they go on their first adventure with their mom.
And I have to say it has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing D&D.
The premise is when kids turn 9, they go on their first adventure with their mom.
And I have to say it has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing D&D.
hot take: a sabrina carpenter d "all because i liked a boy" odiaria a sabrina d "taste"
October 1, 2024 at 12:47 PM
hot take: a sabrina carpenter d "all because i liked a boy" odiaria a sabrina d "taste"
Me: The next D&D character I play is going to be a normal lil guy! no more edgy dark souls boss inspiration.
Also me:
Also me:
April 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me: The next D&D character I play is going to be a normal lil guy! no more edgy dark souls boss inspiration.
Also me:
Also me:
quick portrait I made for a one-shot D&D character! here's Diarmuid
May 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
quick portrait I made for a one-shot D&D character! here's Diarmuid
C L A S S I F I C A D O S
September 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
C L A S S I F I C A D O S
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
If I were a Democrat, and I saw Trump do a purge of high-level generals who were women and people of color and wouldn't be "yes men," I wouldn't vote to advance JD Vance's college friend for Secretary of the Army.
And yet....16 Democrats just did so
And yet....16 Democrats just did so
February 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If I were a Democrat, and I saw Trump do a purge of high-level generals who were women and people of color and wouldn't be "yes men," I wouldn't vote to advance JD Vance's college friend for Secretary of the Army.
And yet....16 Democrats just did so
And yet....16 Democrats just did so
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
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Take care, John McC
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November 11, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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Take care, John McC
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Take care, John McC
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