This has to be a record for any administration and it's only year 1.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This has to be a record for any administration and it's only year 1.
NEWS: Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured a record $131.5 million settlement from DoorDash after a NYC investigation found the company underpaid or failed to properly pay 264,000 delivery workers.
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September 22, 2026 at 5:07 PM
NEWS: Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured a record $131.5 million settlement from DoorDash after a NYC investigation found the company underpaid or failed to properly pay 264,000 delivery workers.
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Well, we are definitely seeing why Trump submitted a record $1 trillion military budget last year.
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Well, we are definitely seeing why Trump submitted a record $1 trillion military budget last year.
My mom got this at a record store we found today for me~ Only $1! 💜
June 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My mom got this at a record store we found today for me~ Only $1! 💜
ON TRUMP’S (APPARENTLY) RECORD HIGH APPROVAL RATING (Part 1 of 3)
February 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ON TRUMP’S (APPARENTLY) RECORD HIGH APPROVAL RATING (Part 1 of 3)
GOLDEN STATE GOES PLATINUM!
CA was just certified platinum (1 of 8 states) by Results For America for its record of successfully increasing the impact of taxpayer dollars, record of evidence-based actions and results, and increased transparency and access through landmark data infrastructure!
CA was just certified platinum (1 of 8 states) by Results For America for its record of successfully increasing the impact of taxpayer dollars, record of evidence-based actions and results, and increased transparency and access through landmark data infrastructure!
September 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
GOLDEN STATE GOES PLATINUM!
CA was just certified platinum (1 of 8 states) by Results For America for its record of successfully increasing the impact of taxpayer dollars, record of evidence-based actions and results, and increased transparency and access through landmark data infrastructure!
CA was just certified platinum (1 of 8 states) by Results For America for its record of successfully increasing the impact of taxpayer dollars, record of evidence-based actions and results, and increased transparency and access through landmark data infrastructure!
ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
Hollow Record 1 has been discovered! ✏️📜✨ #hollowrecord
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hollow Record 1 has been discovered! ✏️📜✨ #hollowrecord
![Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiefnad2pbncdspjlogq2nc7dj24hfqf4zrqkbovlmyvr6xfemxkt4)
![Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiar3wsjy5rdmexkvbkh322xd77jkkihi55attsje5jknacobnmjti)
Sundowning at 1:30pm on a Thursday has to be a record.
Trump: "To be honest with you, Canada only works as a state. We don't need anything they have. As a state it would be one of the great states. This would be the most incredible country visually. If you look at a map, they drew an artificial line right through it."
March 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sundowning at 1:30pm on a Thursday has to be a record.
Knicks playoff record with Trump in attendance: 0-1
Knicks playoff record with Trump not in attendance: 14-0
this administration has clearly lost the Mandate of Bing Bong Heaven
Knicks playoff record with Trump not in attendance: 14-0
this administration has clearly lost the Mandate of Bing Bong Heaven
June 11, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Knicks playoff record with Trump in attendance: 0-1
Knicks playoff record with Trump not in attendance: 14-0
this administration has clearly lost the Mandate of Bing Bong Heaven
Knicks playoff record with Trump not in attendance: 14-0
this administration has clearly lost the Mandate of Bing Bong Heaven
Recent history notwithstanding, white supremacists’ win-loss record isn’t great. (Part 1 of 3)
May 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Recent history notwithstanding, white supremacists’ win-loss record isn’t great. (Part 1 of 3)
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
1 fav = he picks 1 record
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
1 fav = he picks 1 record
Preliminary data suggests that the global average increase in atmospheric CO2 concentration in 2024 will be a record.
Not just a little record, but 25% higher than the previous record.
(This is the global average, as opposed to Moana Loa)
gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/...
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Not just a little record, but 25% higher than the previous record.
(This is the global average, as opposed to Moana Loa)
gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/...
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March 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Preliminary data suggests that the global average increase in atmospheric CO2 concentration in 2024 will be a record.
Not just a little record, but 25% higher than the previous record.
(This is the global average, as opposed to Moana Loa)
gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/...
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Not just a little record, but 25% higher than the previous record.
(This is the global average, as opposed to Moana Loa)
gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/...
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The top 1% in the US have now a record $52 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The top 1% in the US have now a record $52 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
The bottom 50% have about $4 trillion.
NASA (partially) fixes Voyager 1, setting galaxy-wide distance record for remote repair blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
NASA’s Voyager 1 Resumes Sending Engineering Updates to Earth – Voyager
blogs.nasa.gov
April 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
NASA (partially) fixes Voyager 1, setting galaxy-wide distance record for remote repair blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
1/ On 4/16, fed’l Judge Paula Xinis characterized the steps the gov’t had taken to facilitate Kilmer Abrego Garcia’s return to the U.S. by saying, “The record reflects defendants have done nothing at all.” She ordered expedited discovery including depositions. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-record...
"The Record Reflects Defendants Have Done Nothing at All"
On Tuesday, a federal judge in Maryland, Paula Xinis, took up Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia’s motion for “additional relief.” The motion asked the Judge to:
joycevance.substack.com
May 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
1/ On 4/16, fed’l Judge Paula Xinis characterized the steps the gov’t had taken to facilitate Kilmer Abrego Garcia’s return to the U.S. by saying, “The record reflects defendants have done nothing at all.” She ordered expedited discovery including depositions. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-record...
How to record ICE:
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How to record ICE:
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
(I’m a HUGE M.M. fan since season 1 of Better Things, for the record.)
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
(I’m a HUGE M.M. fan since season 1 of Better Things, for the record.)
Also! We have a new top 1 for the longest noodle.
Beating Furina record!
Beating Furina record!
April 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Also! We have a new top 1 for the longest noodle.
Beating Furina record!
Beating Furina record!
Marijuana Records is the #1 independent record label smoking worldwide! www.youtube.com/@MarijuanaRe...
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Marijuana Records is the #1 independent record label smoking worldwide! www.youtube.com/@MarijuanaRe...
It’s official, the 2026 El Niño has broken a record for the highest ocean anomaly in 170+ years… Incredibly reaching that threshold a full 2 months ahead of 2015’s record of +3.02C set on Nov 18th.
See that red line? That’s 2026.
Every other bold line are the strongest El Niño’s on record. 1/
See that red line? That’s 2026.
Every other bold line are the strongest El Niño’s on record. 1/
September 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It’s official, the 2026 El Niño has broken a record for the highest ocean anomaly in 170+ years… Incredibly reaching that threshold a full 2 months ahead of 2015’s record of +3.02C set on Nov 18th.
See that red line? That’s 2026.
Every other bold line are the strongest El Niño’s on record. 1/
See that red line? That’s 2026.
Every other bold line are the strongest El Niño’s on record. 1/
1% is not a record, you infantile cock
March 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
1% is not a record, you infantile cock