1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
Meltdown on Truth Social in 3, 2, 1...
May 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Meltdown on Truth Social in 3, 2, 1...
Okay. We are #1 in _ALL APPS_ in Japan and Korea, #2 in Taiwan.
October 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Okay. We are #1 in _ALL APPS_ in Japan and Korea, #2 in Taiwan.
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
This should trigger magats in 3•2•1 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
This should trigger magats in 3•2•1 🤣
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
2 in 1 special 🤭🍑🍆
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 PM
2 in 1 special 🤭🍑🍆
Gabi’s first day in the office (1/2)
July 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Gabi’s first day in the office (1/2)
#1 in Social Networking in the UK for the first time!
November 13, 2024 at 7:43 AM
#1 in Social Networking in the UK for the first time!
Drowning out Proud Boys in Atlanta at No Kings Day.
Part 1/2
Part 1/2
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Drowning out Proud Boys in Atlanta at No Kings Day.
Part 1/2
Part 1/2
![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Any plans for Halloween? PERSON 2 with beret: Me and my friends are gonna check out a slab graveyard! (2) PERSON 1: What’s that? PERSON 2: When dense crust subducts, geologists think it might pile up at the bottom of the mantle. [illustration of Person 2’s related theory] (3) PERSON 2: We’re going to hide in the crust and ride it down to see. Wanna come? It’s gonna be spooky! (4) PERSON 1: Won’t that take millions of years? PERSON 2: Lots of time for ghost stories! PERSON 1: I think I’m good. PERSON 2: Too spooky? I understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigwl2q77jwcmcdvj6n4hvgfxrpkw5f5gzu2pzlofn3rawdh46vlmy)
September 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Made pizza! These are 16"
Pizza 1: veggie pepperoni + tomatoes
Pizza 2: 1/2 pepperoni and pineapple, 1/2 pepperoni, pineapple, banana peppers
Pizza 1: veggie pepperoni + tomatoes
Pizza 2: 1/2 pepperoni and pineapple, 1/2 pepperoni, pineapple, banana peppers
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Made pizza! These are 16"
Pizza 1: veggie pepperoni + tomatoes
Pizza 2: 1/2 pepperoni and pineapple, 1/2 pepperoni, pineapple, banana peppers
Pizza 1: veggie pepperoni + tomatoes
Pizza 2: 1/2 pepperoni and pineapple, 1/2 pepperoni, pineapple, banana peppers
43 years old
8 languages
2 mayoral terms
1 Harvard Degree
1 Rhodes Scholarship
1 marriage
2 children
1 tour in Afghanistan
0 bone spurs
8 languages
2 mayoral terms
1 Harvard Degree
1 Rhodes Scholarship
1 marriage
2 children
1 tour in Afghanistan
0 bone spurs
April 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
43 years old
8 languages
2 mayoral terms
1 Harvard Degree
1 Rhodes Scholarship
1 marriage
2 children
1 tour in Afghanistan
0 bone spurs
8 languages
2 mayoral terms
1 Harvard Degree
1 Rhodes Scholarship
1 marriage
2 children
1 tour in Afghanistan
0 bone spurs
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🚨 #1 APP IN JAPAN AND THAILAND 🚨
This is *all* apps, not just the Social Networking category
This is *all* apps, not just the Social Networking category
October 18, 2024 at 6:27 AM
🚨 #1 APP IN JAPAN AND THAILAND 🚨
This is *all* apps, not just the Social Networking category
This is *all* apps, not just the Social Networking category
This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
March 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
Three Wins Today (March 12, 2025)
1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
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1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
1/2
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Three Wins Today (March 12, 2025)
1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
1/2
1. Guantánamo Bay has been cleared out again. We don’t know why, but I’m sure it has something to do with backlash.
2. Tim Walz is headed out on a town hall tour in Red district! He is starting in Zach Nunn’s district in Iowa
1/2
-Monster in town- (1/2)
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
-Monster in town- (1/2)
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Furry escalation in 3....2....1...
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July 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Furry escalation in 3....2....1...
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