If you say "Marten" three times one will appear under your hood #2022MMM
September 26, 2023 at 11:44 AM
If you say "Marten" three times one will appear under your hood #2022MMM
Back in 2022 they had to find a way for 3 lionesses to beat an orca in the costal kelp shallows. The rng was just trolling that year #2026mmm #2022mmm
a black and white drawing of a troll face dancing on a white background .
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March 31, 2026 at 1:15 AM
RIP 2014 orca and #2022MMM pod of orcas, I didn't see either of those coming.
And yet...there's a trend.
#2026MMM
And yet...there's a trend.
#2026MMM
a large black and white whale is swimming in the water
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March 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Fun bat fact of the day: Through March Mammal Madness, it was established that all Mexican Free-tailed Bats are named Carl #2022MMM #TeamCarl
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🦇And so it begins! #BatWeek2025! Celebrate bat week by sharing bat facts, donating to bat research & outreach, learn something new about bats - or go to batweek.org to get some new ideas! Happy Bat Week everybody!
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In case you are wondering why all bats are named Carl, this precedent was set during the 2022 edition of March Mammal Madness #2022MMM
Witness the majesty of a partial bout narrative by @alybatgirl.bsky.social
Yes, I am still waiting for a bat to make it all the way to the Final Roar
Witness the majesty of a partial bout narrative by @alybatgirl.bsky.social
Yes, I am still waiting for a bat to make it all the way to the Final Roar
September 10, 2023 at 2:52 PM
In case you are wondering why all bats are named Carl, this precedent was set during the 2022 edition of March Mammal Madness #2022MMM
Witness the majesty of a partial bout narrative by @alybatgirl.bsky.social
Yes, I am still waiting for a bat to make it all the way to the Final Roar
Witness the majesty of a partial bout narrative by @alybatgirl.bsky.social
Yes, I am still waiting for a bat to make it all the way to the Final Roar
March 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
My theory is that they are still mad about losing March Mammal Madness to a pride of lionesses. The porpoises are just convenient outlets for their rage. #2022MMM
September 29, 2023 at 4:24 PM
My theory is that they are still mad about losing March Mammal Madness to a pride of lionesses. The porpoises are just convenient outlets for their rage. #2022MMM
The #TeamCarl #2022MMM search pairing is a reasonable excuse to visit twitter
September 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM
The #TeamCarl #2022MMM search pairing is a reasonable excuse to visit twitter
#2022MMM and see my review of their incredible outreach work for @sciam here https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/march-mammal-madness-brings-simulated-animal-fights-to-huge-audiences1/
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November 25, 2024 at 11:36 AM
#2022MMM and see my review of their incredible outreach work for @sciam here https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/march-mammal-madness-brings-simulated-animal-fights-to-huge-audiences1/
#2022MMM Fans, check out my explainer of this event here for @AmSciMag @SigmaXiSociety https://www.americanscientist.org/blog/macroscope/march-mammal-madness-science-communications-big-dance-is-back
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 AM
#2022MMM Fans, check out my explainer of this event here for @AmSciMag @SigmaXiSociety https://www.americanscientist.org/blog/macroscope/march-mammal-madness-science-communications-big-dance-is-back
AM: ...back? We're back! And as for the weasel. AH: Sigh. Body has surfaced but...Wait. WAIT. Was that a twitch??? AM: That was a fish nibbling at...Look, Anne, we just gotta accept this. It's ground-confirmed. AH: *grumbles* stupid burly *grumbles* #2022MMM
November 8, 2024 at 3:21 PM
AM: ...back? We're back! And as for the weasel. AH: Sigh. Body has surfaced but...Wait. WAIT. Was that a twitch??? AM: That was a fish nibbling at...Look, Anne, we just gotta accept this. It's ground-confirmed. AH: *grumbles* stupid burly *grumbles* #2022MMM
AH: Is that the weasel surfacing??
AM: Looks like it, but can't tell his status, this da-ahem-darn connection.
AH: No worries, let me slap the monitor
AM: Anne don't! #2022MMM
AM: Looks like it, but can't tell his status, this da-ahem-darn connection.
AH: No worries, let me slap the monitor
AM: Anne don't! #2022MMM
November 8, 2024 at 2:51 PM
AH: Is that the weasel surfacing??
AM: Looks like it, but can't tell his status, this da-ahem-darn connection.
AH: No worries, let me slap the monitor
AM: Anne don't! #2022MMM
AM: Looks like it, but can't tell his status, this da-ahem-darn connection.
AH: No worries, let me slap the monitor
AM: Anne don't! #2022MMM
AM: Do we have eyes on the weasel?? Ground? Where is he?
AH: It looks like the lioness ran out of the marsh, if the weasel survived the trampling...
AM: Yeah as we said earlier they can swim so maybe he is just swimming away underwater?
#2022MMM
AH: It looks like the lioness ran out of the marsh, if the weasel survived the trampling...
AM: Yeah as we said earlier they can swim so maybe he is just swimming away underwater?
#2022MMM
November 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
AM: Do we have eyes on the weasel?? Ground? Where is he?
AH: It looks like the lioness ran out of the marsh, if the weasel survived the trampling...
AM: Yeah as we said earlier they can swim so maybe he is just swimming away underwater?
#2022MMM
AH: It looks like the lioness ran out of the marsh, if the weasel survived the trampling...
AM: Yeah as we said earlier they can swim so maybe he is just swimming away underwater?
#2022MMM
Amazing diagrams for this battle were done by @am_anatiala #2022MMM
AH:Both lionesses are sprinting away!
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
November 8, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Amazing diagrams for this battle were done by @am_anatiala #2022MMM
AH:Both lionesses are sprinting away!
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
November 8, 2024 at 2:21 PM
AH:Both lionesses are sprinting away!
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
AM: Now all the weasel has to do is just stay safe and
AH: OH!
AM: Oh, of *BEEP* course!
AH: She ran full speed over the weasel, he's...where is he? #2022MMM
AH: And 2 of the remaining 3 lionesses chases off an interloper, we've got 1 lioness still in the marsh, 1 weasel, has definitely seen better days.
AM: And the lioness is running! She's running after the final interloper from the other pride!.
#2022MMM
AM: And the lioness is running! She's running after the final interloper from the other pride!.
#2022MMM
November 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
AH: And 2 of the remaining 3 lionesses chases off an interloper, we've got 1 lioness still in the marsh, 1 weasel, has definitely seen better days.
AM: And the lioness is running! She's running after the final interloper from the other pride!.
#2022MMM
AM: And the lioness is running! She's running after the final interloper from the other pride!.
#2022MMM
AM: Where's the last weasel? Man I hope he wasn't under that lionness that just got tackled.
AH: I think he was, two lions? There's no way...
AM: Hold on! Head is up, head is up, the last weasel is still in play, they must've just missed him. #2022MMM
AH: I think he was, two lions? There's no way...
AM: Hold on! Head is up, head is up, the last weasel is still in play, they must've just missed him. #2022MMM
November 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM
AM: Where's the last weasel? Man I hope he wasn't under that lionness that just got tackled.
AH: I think he was, two lions? There's no way...
AM: Hold on! Head is up, head is up, the last weasel is still in play, they must've just missed him. #2022MMM
AH: I think he was, two lions? There's no way...
AM: Hold on! Head is up, head is up, the last weasel is still in play, they must've just missed him. #2022MMM