#40something
How did I go from 20something incel man to happily married 40something? I paid ATTENTION. I took NOTES.
November 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
And I suspect that not recruiting those 40something professionals to do smallish things messes up the recruitment pipeline to do bigger things later.
November 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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November 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
This is the ONLY view I cared about starting as yung as I can remember
I KNEW I was going to a sick pig
ALL I EVER WANTED was access to a bulge and muscles
Finally at 10 I could watch porn and the rest after 40something yrs is history
THANK YOU @legrandwolf.bsky.social for saving teh future
November 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
As a teenager, Nice Guy™️ Guy was the clear cut and dried surface level hero of the story. As a 40something? I'm not sure this surprisingly complicated story has a hero at all.

It's still a great movie and honestly this is onederful because I basically got to enjoy two movies for the price of one!
November 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
November 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
hey real quick, do you think you could live in Portland, be 40something, and also have a romance style crush on me? kthnxbai
November 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
honestly it's like fine for the first,,, 40something issues but the it just completely dies n rots n pisses itself and becomes genuinely insufferable for a while

there's this,, fucking arc called barbary coast that might've been one of the worst things i've ever subjected me poor eyes to actually
November 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Haley Stevens looks like a 16x9 woman in a 4x3 world.
November 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
40something urianger with crows feet and waist long hair and c-cups, giving you a lil helios after scraping your knee 🫪
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Tragically, no. The teacher was a 40something jock who hit on all the cute girls in the class. He named them Kansas Chad (former army brat, lived in KS for a while), Soccer Chad (who played for his soccer team) and McChad (last name McMurphy).
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Yup. I haven’t read that book in 40something years but this image immediately brought it back.
November 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I rewatched Over The Garden Wall for the first time, and as a 40something who hates the nostalgia bait trend, I especially *love* OTGW because, along with Lisa Frankenstein, it's the only throwback media that actually reminds me of or feels like what the stuff I grew up with was actually like.
November 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’m at the age where “self-care” equates to buying a new vacuum.
This is 40-something 😂
#selfcare #40something #momlife
November 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
On the other hand, not having to start at 9:40something AM seems to be working out for G-State so far. #WNBA
November 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm as big a Beavis & Butthead guy as the next 40something but can we acknowledge in our age group that our attitude towards influencers isn't impactful and that actually they have some, you know, INFLUENCE? Or do we suppose that every young person who voted is self-directed? Be mad into the void.
November 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Great Northern Railway Tavern in Hornsey btw. I am slightly wary of getting the place overrun by 40something Bluesky weirdos, but tbh I think we might just be their target audience
October 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Also in 30 years some 40something will post fond memories of these two monsters and I will die.
October 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Welcome to the club! 40something person here. Similar happened to me. You’ll start to feel better than before if you add some (accessible) stretch routine (that you actually do) to your day. World’s greatest stretch rules. Squat whilst brushing teeth.

Hope back isn’t too painful! Be gentle to self!
October 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Youre 7 years old 1 minute, and then youre 40something remembering the friends that died way too young.
October 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Someone complimented my hair today & as a 40something year old man I'm a little embarrassed by quite how much that made my day.
October 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I recall when Republicans saying that their Henry Hyde’s extramarital affair at 40something was a “youthful indiscretion” when they were pushing to impeach President Clinton over an extramarital affair. Hustler mag owner threatened to expose all the guilty GOPers in Congress, don’t think he did
October 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
entering my 40something white dad phase w increased appreciation for aforementioned roasted teas and rothkos, but also caesars and tom waits
October 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
October 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM