#4loko
there's 1 (one) thing that absolutely none of yall know about me and it's that ive been sipping on a sour apple 4loko
November 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
This site has the juice.

Unfortunately its fermented and also has a higher ABV % than 4Loko.
I am not arguing that whatsoever. I am arguing that degrading depictions of human beings makes it easier for other people to dehumanize them, and thereby justify violent or degrading actions on them. Again, there’s a reason blackface is (rightfully) condemned.
November 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Bourbon and then I ran out and bought a terrible 4loko
November 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Reinventing 4loko from base principles I see
November 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I hear you can make your own 4loko at home mr president
November 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
mans trying to reverse engineer by taste and making eorzean 4loko from it
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Aspersions will be cast, but you know if those Buckfast monks had access to 4Loko England would be on another level
November 5, 2026 at 7:39 AM
4LOKO
October 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
and every tap pours classic 4loko
October 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
We drank from the 4loko
October 30, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Well, consider the source first. 16 year olds with 4Loko.
(I just assume from their content)
Then, yeah, that is wicked wacky....
November 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Buzzballs suck drink 4loko like a good bitjch
October 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The thing I need Gen Z to understand is that from 2008 to 2013, not a single moment was spent sober. Yelling YOLO and shotgunning an original recipe 4Loko was our way of raging against the Fates.
October 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Eagerly waiting in line for the Paw Patrol 4Loko drop
October 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
yeah the most we'll get you guys for is like. hipster fashion. maybe the business casual club outfits, but its less "your generation is ruining the world" and more "why the fuck were you in a blazer drinking 4loko" bc we didn't get to drink original recipe 4loko and are kinda jealous
October 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They could probably come back out with the original formula 4LOKO at this point. Who is going to stop them? The FDA? lol
October 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
y'all out here building rokos basilisk and I'm over here resurrecting the og 4loko basilisk (where did that millennial optimism come from anyway?)
October 31, 2026 at 7:36 AM
16 years ago on Facebook I posted:

“4LOKO under fire. Makers being asked to prove their product is safe. Ha, good luck with that.”

It was a simpler time. We didn’t know how good we had it. 😔
October 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If 4loko rebranded as something made by and for military "operators" and did a sponsorship deal with a racist podcaster, they'd be valued at $300 billion by the end of the week
October 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Honestly I wish I had a good explanation for the hipster outfits but Ive got nothing. Thats just an entirely fair thing to get is on (I still remember the Era of Mustache on your Finger Tattoos. Glad those fell out of style)

OH GOD I never had an OG 4Loko but I heard the Stories live.
October 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
You have a 4Loko baby? I have a Hennessy and fried chicken baby myself.
October 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
original recipe 4loko
October 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I feel like they could re-launch 4Loko with the original caffeine-alcohol recipe and be transparent about it with everything in it and it would be approved to go to market. It would all be “They know what they’re getting into” just because it would be on the label.
October 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
not the conception, but the one & only night i drank 4loko i met baby daddy.
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October 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I feel like they could re-launch 4Loko with the original caffeine-alcohol recipe and be transparent about it with everything in it and it would be approved to go to market. It would all be “They know what they’re getting into” just because it would be on the label.
October 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM