Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% attempted sox theft
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% attempted sox theft
The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings
5-Sock outfit.
I desperately want to see more people draw cock socks.
I desperately want to see more people draw cock socks.
November 17, 2024 at 10:27 PM
5-Sock outfit.
I desperately want to see more people draw cock socks.
I desperately want to see more people draw cock socks.
Red-handed sock puppeting is illegal in 5 states
April 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Red-handed sock puppeting is illegal in 5 states
The 5 stages of getting up in the morning.
denial (Oh noooo! 😭)
anger (I hate mondays! 🤬)
bargaining (5 minutes more... 🥺)
depression (I wish I was dead 😑)
acceptance (where's my other sock? 🤔)
denial (Oh noooo! 😭)
anger (I hate mondays! 🤬)
bargaining (5 minutes more... 🥺)
depression (I wish I was dead 😑)
acceptance (where's my other sock? 🤔)
December 7, 2024 at 9:20 AM
The 5 stages of getting up in the morning.
denial (Oh noooo! 😭)
anger (I hate mondays! 🤬)
bargaining (5 minutes more... 🥺)
depression (I wish I was dead 😑)
acceptance (where's my other sock? 🤔)
denial (Oh noooo! 😭)
anger (I hate mondays! 🤬)
bargaining (5 minutes more... 🥺)
depression (I wish I was dead 😑)
acceptance (where's my other sock? 🤔)
That moment when I pause to knit the heel cup and have 9 needles in the sock at one time is always fun 😏
Needles are, as always, by @kollagesquare.bsky.social
#KnitSky
Needles are, as always, by @kollagesquare.bsky.social
#KnitSky
July 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
That moment when I pause to knit the heel cup and have 9 needles in the sock at one time is always fun 😏
Needles are, as always, by @kollagesquare.bsky.social
#KnitSky
Needles are, as always, by @kollagesquare.bsky.social
#KnitSky
Did 5 laps on the wee dress today and about a dozen on the 2nd Turtle sock leg. #NightlyProgressReport #Knitting 🧶
October 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Did 5 laps on the wee dress today and about a dozen on the 2nd Turtle sock leg. #NightlyProgressReport #Knitting 🧶
Some of my boys doing the 5-Sock Outfit Challenge
...oh, you'll have to see the uncensored pic on my Patreon Discord, sorry.
...oh, you'll have to see the uncensored pic on my Patreon Discord, sorry.
November 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Some of my boys doing the 5-Sock Outfit Challenge
...oh, you'll have to see the uncensored pic on my Patreon Discord, sorry.
...oh, you'll have to see the uncensored pic on my Patreon Discord, sorry.
Okay but fr tho, we do need a cock sock trend so we can normalize 5 sock sets. Like I'd legit buy a striped set. Like bro imagine a striped cock 😖
◆ #femboyfriday #femboy #femboys #twink #femsky #nsfwsky #femboi #femboifriday ◆
◆ #femboyfriday #femboy #femboys #twink #femsky #nsfwsky #femboi #femboifriday ◆
May 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Okay but fr tho, we do need a cock sock trend so we can normalize 5 sock sets. Like I'd legit buy a striped set. Like bro imagine a striped cock 😖
◆ #femboyfriday #femboy #femboys #twink #femsky #nsfwsky #femboi #femboifriday ◆
◆ #femboyfriday #femboy #femboys #twink #femsky #nsfwsky #femboi #femboifriday ◆
🖤 Zenith rocking the 5-Sock outfit 🧦
for #FutaFriday ( sorry it's late D: )
OC belongs to @nyckronomicon.bsky.social
#goth #dickgirl #futa
for #FutaFriday ( sorry it's late D: )
OC belongs to @nyckronomicon.bsky.social
#goth #dickgirl #futa
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
🖤 Zenith rocking the 5-Sock outfit 🧦
for #FutaFriday ( sorry it's late D: )
OC belongs to @nyckronomicon.bsky.social
#goth #dickgirl #futa
for #FutaFriday ( sorry it's late D: )
OC belongs to @nyckronomicon.bsky.social
#goth #dickgirl #futa
Who's joining me in the very exclusive 5-foot-sock party???
January 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Who's joining me in the very exclusive 5-foot-sock party???
Socks and sandals? No. Socks and Sandiles.
April 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Socks and sandals? No. Socks and Sandiles.
Sock Entrapment YCH - 5 - for @tinyfey.bsky.social
July 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Sock Entrapment YCH - 5 - for @tinyfey.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Biblically accurate 5 sock version
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Biblically accurate 5 sock version
November 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
All these doofuses want us to go back to 1950s domesticity but need a grippy sock vacation after six months in a 9 to 5.
been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.
September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
All these doofuses want us to go back to 1950s domesticity but need a grippy sock vacation after six months in a 9 to 5.
Important commuter project update: SOCK!
And on to the next one. Slow, but steady 🐌. #ShowMeYourKnits
And on to the next one. Slow, but steady 🐌. #ShowMeYourKnits
March 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Important commuter project update: SOCK!
And on to the next one. Slow, but steady 🐌. #ShowMeYourKnits
And on to the next one. Slow, but steady 🐌. #ShowMeYourKnits
Friday Sock Company is perfect for my whimsical fashion sense. I especially love the lost laundry sock box with 5 different yet still matchy socks.
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Friday Sock Company is perfect for my whimsical fashion sense. I especially love the lost laundry sock box with 5 different yet still matchy socks.